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I wouldn't say he is on probation. It's more like he was let out of solitary for a short time. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Space, the final frontier......... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I hope he didn't "play with himself" too much....... <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

Apparently he elected to go right back in.

Alas!! I get to laugh at you all off-season or does 58-7 mean anything to you! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Yes, it means in the end your Criminals are home sitting on the couch watching ANOTHER team take home the GLORY, THE LOMBARDI-- THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! LMFAO. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Besides, this kind of Thing (Winning both games over the Steelers) happens in the NFL and is in No way indicative of what will happen in 07 when its quite possible we sweep you. Witness Browns 51 Thrashing back in 89 i think, only for us to come back winning the next game.

At any rate, Welcome back Cramps. I've been waiting for you! Remember when i told you awhile back (Before your most recent Banning) that if your team failed to go ALL THE WAY, your season means NOTHING ?? Huh, remember that Cramps? I went on to say that unless your Criminals DUPLICATED what we, Your North Division rival did by taking ALL the GLORY last yr, that your season by comparison will be considered a FAILURE? IN other words, at this point, NO ONE CARES, NO ONE REALLY REMEMBERS except Criminals fans of course. Remember that Cramps? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Well Little man, that exactly what happened and theres NOTHING you can say, NO comeback will do to cover up what your Criminals Failed to do, so knock yourself out, cause I've been LMFAO since your team went ONE & DONE!!!! ONE AND DONE!!!!
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ONE & DONE CRAMPS, and in front of the Home Folks no less, with a 1st round bye, and still freaking ONE & DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, I'm still LMAO as i type this. Course nothing says it better than Pics, so would be remiss if i didn't include the following>>







Remember Cramps, try as you might, theres Not a single solitary thing you can come back with that will make even the slightest difference.
Actually, any attempts your make regarding this will only add to my on going hysterics. How embarrassing, a First round game at home no less and hat happens? all together now---ONE & DONE, ONE AND FREAKING DONE.
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Now fire away Cramps, amuse Me <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" />.

Yeah, what he said! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Alas! We all get to laugh at you during the season, during the offseason, and every time you post your ignorant babblings. How far have you gotten on your copy of Football for Felons? I'm sure you might eventually get past the big words and figure out at least some basics about the game. It might take a few years, but you'll get there eventually. Don't try to tackle the hard stuff too soon, though, McAndre. Leave the hard stuff like 2 point conversions and strength of schedule alone until you master the simpler things....like down and distance, the point value of a field goal, things you can pick up a little quicker. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Ouch Coach........ <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

That's fine. That is what the playoffs are all about - a single elimination game. I'm proud of the season the Ravens had. Can you say the same about your Steelers? And guess what pal, your team will be nothing next year as well. New coach, new philosophy, "Big Ben" was a mystery to team those first two years in the league, but I think you would agree he isn't a mystery anymore and quite frankly, looks rather ordinary now. Bottom line is the Steelers have way more questions then the Ravens going into this off-season, so we will see.

Talk all you want about what the Steelers did LAST YEAR and the Ravens this year. Point is at this time, the Steelers World championship is in the rear view mirror just as much as the Ravens 2000 SB win. This year being a failure? I doubt it. Going into next season as the AFC North champs says something. It means we will be the hunted and a favorite to go back to the post-season. Billick got a contract extension which means the Ravens will have continuity and stability at the head coach position. You being a Steelers fan can appreciate I'm sure how important continuity and stability is at the head coach position; after watching Cowher these past 15 years.

Anywho, talk all you want. I in reality still get the last laugh as your joke of a DEFENDING SB CHAMPION Steelers DID NOT even MAKE THE POST-SEASON! And they got the crap kicked out of them by the Ravens. If it wasn't for a turnover in that second game that gave the Steelers a short field, the Ravens would have shut the Steelers out twice. Even then you guys had to go for it on fourth down to score. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> LMAO!!! At best, you guys will be a third place team again next year! You need to be fortunate and thank the "football gods" that the Clowns are in our division.

Ahhh, the continuity and stability of a moron coach, the aging of an already old team, and plenty of excuses flowing from McAndre YET AGAIN next year. It is quite funny watching McAndre talk about what is important to winning football teams. Like he has a McClue. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Ahem, Our World Championship is only 1 yr back. Yours is 6 . Talk about a distant memory. As for the Steelers with their new & exciting coach, we'll be back bigger and badder than ever. Now compare our overall youth to yours and tell me who's aging. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Anyway, thats not why i responded. As promised and advertised, I'm not letting you off the hook. ONE & DONE PAL ONE & DONE!!!! Home field, first round bye, everything going for your criminals and what do we have? ONE & DONE PAL ONE & DONE!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Told you no matter what your comeback would be, it will never be good enough. Why? ONE & DONE PAL ONE & DONE. LMFAO. You see this> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> thats me rolling all over the floor cause poor Cramps criminals went ONE & DONE. LOL LOL. Oh man, i got tears in my eyes just knowing that you've been seething something terrible.

Remember, outside of Baltiwhore, No one cares, no one remembers--why?
Thats right, ONE & DONE . Man i got to stop now before i tear a gut. LOL LOL LOL <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />


By the way Cramps, I'll have 2 Big macs, a Quarter pounder with cheese, large order of fries & a frosty to go <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Hey Steel, Frosty's are at Wendy's, not McDonalds so get the order straight first...Oh, by the way, can you add a Double Qtr Lb/cheese Xtra Value Meal with a reg Coke to go and also add three (3) dollar menu fries too with that order......... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Can you just see McAndre trying to find the Frosty button on his cash register at McDonalds right now? <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

How can it not be a failure? You win enough games to earn a bye. You face off vs your former team who fled in the night. OJ-Ray talks smack. What happened?

I'll tell you what happened. Your team sucked more than a ugly girl at her first kegger.

Any team other than the eventual champs has to consider the season a failure. They dont go thru offseason workouts, minicamps, preseason games, regular season, injuries, blood, and sweat to capture the coveted Afc North Crown and purple t-shirts and hats.

Afc North Crown means nothing. Ask the Bungles how those tshirts look in Canton.

Only the Bungles would know....... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> That's once every 17 years.... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Well Christy,
There's always room for the "special of the week"..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, we are really aging with Jamal Lewis, Ed Reed, Mark Clayton, Terrell Suggs, Dawan Landry and others all under 27 years old. You're pathetic to even talk about age on a team because you and I BOTH know this did not make a hill of beans last year as the Ravens were kicking the dog snot out of the Steelers! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> And guess what? We'll do it again next season. Talk about age. How old is some of the o-lineman the Steelers have? What about guys like Porter and Farrior? Are they "spring chickens"? How about Hines Ward? Don't talk about age pal. The Steelers are not all that young themselves.

And how dare you gloat about the Ravens losing a playoff game at home when your brilliant team managed to lose not one but TWO AFC CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HOME to the New England Patriots!! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Oh! How soon we forget!

And I'm sure you will have two Big Macs, a quarter pounder with cheese, a large order of fries and a frosty? That is why you probably look like 250 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Nice job!

Clownhunter did your team make the playoffs? Unlike Medmann, I know you are not a Browns fan. Get my drift? If not let me help you. 58-7. Like Christyk i'll ask you if these numbers mean anything to you. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

So very sad. You beat us. Good job. You swept us for the first time ever. Congrats. That explains why it means so much to you.

You made the playoffs. Wow. So now is the bar set at just making the playoffs? Was that your teams goal? See what i'm getting at? Please dont brag about just making the playoffs.

The fact is that last year no team in the Afc North won jack when it counted. Sad but true.

Also do not talk about numbers to a Steeler fan. Do you REALLY want me to bring out the numbers?

By all means bring up numbers. Keep in mind however if you are trying to compare "numbers", the Steelers started out in 1944 whereas the Ravens in 1996. So what exactly would you compare? I know for a fact the Steelers when they first started out, was horrible for a long time. And as far as us sweeping you guys, it is what it is. I'm not making a big deal out of it until other Steelers fans like SteelTheBest wants to run his yap. It was an eventuality that we would sweep you guys. Personally, I think we'll do it again next season.

Yes we did lose those AFC Championship games but the difference Cramps is this--we got #5 in the meantime which only goes back a year, and at least we weren't embarrassed by a ONE & DONE job and sent packin. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

As per the age our teams, you need to look at the overall picture when your talking about age. Your QB will be lucky to hang for another year or 2, so it looks like you best get Mr. Kyle ready. As for beating us next year, don't be so sure about that cramps as a situation like that rarely carries over to the next yr, especially where the Steelers are concerned. Matter of fact, i like our chances even better now since you said that. I mean your WRONG so often going back 3 or 4 yr's, that anytime you make a prediction, I go the opposite way and win 90% of the time. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Anyhow, I'm straying from the real subject matter here once again which is--
ONE & DONE PAL, ONE & DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LMFAO <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Face it Cramps, theres not a single solitary viable comeback you could possibly have. No not one since your 13 & 3 Criminals FAILED to at least advance. The seasons basically for naught much like most of your posts here. Whats really funny is how Coach OWNS you time and again and you haven't the slightest clue. He makes you look like Hiroshima immediately after detonation on many occasions & you still haven't a clue. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />


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These numbers.

Steelers 1 in past two, Ravens 1 in past six. ( Superbowl )

Steelers most recent playoff win- 2005. Ravens most recent playoff win 2001.

Ravens 1 and done 2 out of last 4 playoff appearances. Steelers one and done ZERO of last 4 playoff appearances.

Last Steelers' postseason win: 2005
Last Ravens' playoff win: 2001

Steelers vs. Ravens in the playoffs- 1-0.

Steelers all-time vs Ravens (including playoffs): 14-9

Steelers record since 1996: 106-69-1 with a 9-5 playoff record (.642), 6 playoff appearances, 3 AFCCG, 1 Super Bowl (won), and ZERO "one and dones".

Ravens record since 1996: 91-84-1 with a 5-3 playoff record (.625), 1 AFCCG, and 1 Super Bowl, with TWO "one and dones".



So it finally took you guys this long to sweep us? Wow. Good job. Like I said before congrats. Enjoy your purple clad t-shirts. But your season was still a failure. You can be a man and admit it or be a rat and not. Makes me no mind. The fact remains.





As always. Poor Clowns <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

You are so ridiculous till it's a shame. You mean to tell me that TWO losses AT HOME in AFC championship games does not trump a one game playoff loss?? You're crazy!! And so you got your 5th championship. Does this change the fact that you are debating this whole ridiculous one and done deal, and I trumped you with the TWO losses in AFC championships at home in 2001 and 2004? Puhleeasse.

And what should I look at concerning age of team? Again, since you did not get this the first time, what DIFFERENCE (you do know what this word means correct) did age make when the Ravens with their 33 year old QB THOUROUGHLY & CONVINCINGLY kicked the living CRAP out of your Steelers?? Will you please answer that question or waive the white flag like you always do going against me. Did McNair not outplay TWICE the "24 year-old" Ben Rothelisberger?? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Everything else you say is pure speculation. Which is fine since I mentioned that I believe the Ravens will hand it two you guys again. I do disagree with you on the whole "situations like that rarely carries over to the next season". Afterall, when was the last time the Browns beat the Steelers? I believe that was 2003 was it not? So these things CAN carry over.

And if the fact that you think I'm wrong 90% of the time is the only point you are hanging on to as to why you believe the Steelers will rebound against the Ravens next season, you are already in trouble. LMAO!!

And Coach? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> If you have noticed, I have yet to respond to anything he has said. He never really engages me. The more things change the more they stay the same. All he does is wait for debates like you and I are having and then he piles on and instigates. Really not worth the pot someone pees in or the window they throw it out of. But you keep pumping up ole Coach B. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

BTW... Since the Steelers are so much YOUNGER than the Ravens, perhaps you can explain to me and others why the Steelers center Jeff Hartings decided to RETIRE after 11 seasons!!

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Wow. Of course you know you're going to get no response...at least not an intelligent one.

Its funny dawglover. I have never actually engaged Worldchamps in a debate. I have always watched him in heated discussions with Coach, GM, Steel, Christy, etc. . . I have noticed that while his posts are for the most part very long, they have actually very little real content.

Like empty calories. Matter of fact is his posts are just like drinking a 12 pack of cheap beer. The first two beers ( paragraphs ) are pure swill. By the 3rd beer ( paragraph ) you start getting numb. Near the end of the 12 pack ( long post ) you may pass out. You then wake up with a banging headache.

I submitted facts. He chose not to reply. Poor World (Pabst) Champs. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Most here have quit reading them long ago. Every once in a while he does demand proof that he's lying, but the lies are easy to find just by skimming. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

How is this for "REAL" content. Ravens 27 Steelers 0 & Ravens 31 Steelers 7. That is all the "content I need where you're concerned pal. Care to debate this? You and your team is an after thought. The division next season will be up for grabs between the Ravens and Bengals. Again, debate this if you like, but you and I both know this is true.

It's amazing how many responses I get to my supposed "long, no content and lying posts. I know I've engaged you a few times in the past. Talk about someone who is clueless and has no content to their post. You are the epitome of a no contented post jfanent.

Well, since you all feel the need for me to respond (dawglover05), I guess I will. Although these numbers that Clownhunter posted are hardly "eye-popping". Although the numbers are factual, where do they show dominance by the Steelers over the Ravens?

Let's see: The Steelers and Ravens played ONCE in a playoff game. Steelers won. Wow!

Steelers are 14-9 against the Ravens all-time. I remember at one point the margin was something like 10-3 Steelers. Hmmm. Now what could this mean? Are the Ravens closing the gap here? Not to mention one rather obvious point: The Ravens from 1996 to 1999, was not a very good team while the Steelers were. It is just a matter of time before the Ravens catch and pass you in this stat IMO. And you are actually keeping a (hysterical laughter) "ONE and DONE" stat!! And to think I thought Browns fans were the most clueless "straw-grasping" fans around. Nice job with this one pal. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I prefer Natty Boh <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> myself............ <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

His post was factual. Yours was hopeful. You lose.

By the way, the Browns were 11-5 in 1995, the year before they became the "not a good team"......

How did they suddenly become bad?

Nothing "supposed" about them. Just about every response you get to your posts are justified insults, a calling out on your BS or a smack upside your head.



I believe I did. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

You are hilarious. You type paragraph upon paragraph of lying jibberish, and claim that it's some type of insightful debate......in a "smack shack". <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I hardly lose. Just because you can't take the truth about your miserable team and organization, is not my fault. So in actuality, YOU LOSE!! If you like, I will substantiate my point with cold hard numbers.

As far as the Browns becoming a "bad" team again numbers don't lie. Try knowing the FACTS of your team first, before opening your pie-hole. In 1995, the Clowns were 5-11 not 11-5 <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> In 1996, 1997, & 1998 they were woeful those years as well. Again, if you want numbers, I will provide them. And sadly they were basically the same team from 1994 (the year they went 11-5) to 1995. In 96, 97, & 98 same team just different city. So again, you are clueless! Thanks for playing. <img src="/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

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Please don't quit your day job. I know backing up anything you say is a myth at best but at least try. Here are the facts:

Clowns FOUR straight LAST PLACE FINISHES in the AFC North.

Clowns got SWEPT by the entire AFC North division in 2006. That would be an 0-6 record. Clowns last TWO YEARS in the AFC North, a division record of 1 win 11 losses!

Clowns record since 1999: 40 wins 88 losses! The WORST RECORD in the NFL during that time span. By comparison the Ravens: 75 wins 53 losses!! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Clowns no pro-bowlers since Jamir Miller.

Clowns last championship 1964, or 42 YEARS AGO!

Clowns last playoff win 1994!

Now please tell me and others how what I post is nothing but gibberish and lies? <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

A small birthday story with all of the "characters" of the Smack Shack.......
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It's so good to have the family back and all, you know, the upset Brother (W.C.) who was released from prison...AGAIN;The "Charlton Heston" like Uncle (CoachB) who was there WITH Moses at the Red Sea; The best looking Aunt a nephew would want (Christy), to whom breast-fed me as a baby.. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> and the rest of the nieces and nephews who were dropped off at the doorstep of his Aunt and Uncle to attend the craziest cousin in the family (Clown Hunter) as we celebrate his 13th Birthday with a life size replica of a SpongeBob Pinata (Medmann) that all of the smaller kids have put holes in prior to being hung up, but before we could knock it down, a buch of guys wearing orange jumpsuits and these funny looking tiger stripes run through the back yard of Mr. Wilson's (GMDawg) and the Cincy police are yelling at them saying ,"Hey Chad, we know that you saw what happened! Tell Chris, Deltha and the rest of your "Cincy Boy Posse" we are going to get you before the beginning of the prison league starts...... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

You are one sick puppy! <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />

Thank you, I have been working on that for months in the "Sanctuary"...... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

It's sad to see McAndre didn't get on meds during his last suspension. He still does nothing but lie, twist facts, and deny reality. He has been smacked around this forum for years and continues to be. When facts are presented to refute his lies, he just ignores them and moves to his next post filled with ignorance. It's quite hilarious. He says he ignores me. Of course he is ignoring me. If someone kicked your butt every time you saw him walking down the street you'd "ignore" him too. I have exposed McAndre as an ignorant troll that can't face reality and has NO clue about football. It's not hard to see why someone so ignorant of the game and living in a delusional world would "ignore" someone that always shows them for what they are. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

It's nice to see that cramps hase not changed and that I can still pull his strings.