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lolz

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They played them tough. I'll give them credit. I expecting them to get blasted.

Too bad Chris Perry doesn't know how to hang onto the ball.

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They played them tough. I'll give them credit. I expecting them to get blasted.

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Yeah, they should put an asterisk next to this loss.

How about...

Steelers 21 *
Seahawks 10

* Pittsburgh paid off refs.

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3 laughing graemlins? 'Cmon, it wasn't that funny.

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How would you know what funny is, lamaaaar? You haven't posted anything funny since you've been here, except that banner where you couldn't even spell lamaaaar's name right. Some of your predecessor steeler fans have posted some funny stuff, but you strike out every time.

Hey, they came close to beating Dallas, and just like making it to the super bowl and losing is GREAT, it is considered a proud Bengal victory for Medwoman.

This will get them going......

Chad Johnson makes another name change...

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/06/7052/

lamaar*

*denotes dude that can't spell.

Clasic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is Scrappy from the MV Scrappers doing in the clip....

He was representing all of the Bungle players who went wrong over the past few seasons.... Kind of like the devil when you do something wrong after he tells you it's ok ......

It is what it is, period. Not the olympics, so no style points; not school, can't pass on effort or be given a credit where none is due. Point your toes when you enter the water, Cincytucki: No splash.

Germans bombed Pearl Harbor....that scene always makes snort when I watch it. It has to be one of the funniest scenes in a movie. (wonder how many classic video clips like that there are....classic comedy at it's best)

Cero-Seis... bung les

Poor ol bungles 0-6

They play the texans in 2 weeks!!! They MIGHT be able to beat them

you can go 0-16 unless you go 0-6...im just glad to see their taking it one week at a time

Expect to see medman appearing on the back of a milk carton any day now.

Everything is right in the world when the Bengals suck if even just a little bit more than us.

I edited the thread title to keep up with the times.

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I edited the thread title to keep up with the times.

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You'll have to edit again next week to 0-7

One of the good things about the Bungles being 0-7 is that Medwoman is nowhere to be found and we don't have to read the same ol' crap posts of hers.

4 sale

Fans of winless Bengals flood site with tickets, some below face value

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Fans of winless Bengals flood site with tickets, some below face value

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No surprise here.Typical Bugle fans.That bandwagon is almost empty.Plenty of room.

That's O.K.,you can post it the following week for 0-8

Bengals back to setting standard for misery

CINCINNATI (AP)—When it comes to the perfectly futile start, nobody beats the Cincinnati Bengals.

They’re back at the bottom of the NFL with an 0-6 record. Only one other team—0-5 Detroit—has yet to win a game in a league where it’s very difficult to go so long without so much as one victory.

“It’s just frustrating,” said quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick, who was the team’s leading rusher Sunday in a 26-14 loss to the Jets. “Everyone in here wants to win so bad.”

Wanting to win and getting a win are two very different things in Cincinnati, where the season-scuttling start is no stranger. The Bengals have been here many times before.

Since franchise founder Paul Brown died before the 1991 season, the Bengals have started a season with six losses far more times than any other team. It’s the sixth time in those 18 years that they’ve done it.

The Bengals also had notable 0-for starts in 1991 under coach Sam Wyche (0-8), in 1993 under Dave Shula (0-10), again in 1994 under Shula (0-8), in 2000 under Bruce Coslet, who quit halfway through an 0-6 start, and in 2002 under Dick LeBeau (0-7).

Now, Marvin Lewis joins the list of Bengals coaches who have presided over the type of start seldom experienced in the NFL. Since 1991, only 21 times has a team opened the season by losing its first six game. The Bengals have six of those; no other team has more than two.

In the NFL, the Bengals are still the standard for misery.

“Everybody wants to win, and I’m sorry they’re disappointed,” Lewis said Monday, referring to long-suffering fans. “So am I. But unfortunately, that’s where we are right now. But hang on. They could see something special here.”

Special? What they’re seeing is familiar.

The constant through all the losing is owner Mike Brown, who took over when his father died and has run the front office through one of the deepest stretches of futility in league history. The Bengals have only one winning record since he became the de facto general manager in 1991.

Successful teams develop an identity and acquire players who fit the mold. The Bengals haven’t maintained an identity or a course for very long during the last 18 years. Often, the roster moves don’t add up.

With receiver Chris Henry released following his latest arrest and Chad Ocho Cinco threatening to hold out last April, the Bengals decided to load up on receivers early in the draft. They got Jerome Simpson from Coastal Carolina in the second round and Andre Caldwell from Florida in the third.

Neither rookie is playing. Simpson got into three games, but hasn’t caught a pass. Caldwell missed two games with a foot injury and has yet to get on the field. Brown’s decision to bring back Henry—over the head coach’s objection— makes it easier for the two high draft picks to get lost in the shuffle.

In two games since returning from his latest suspension, Henry has caught one pass for 13 yards.

Problems permeate the offense.

Lewis tried to set a course in the offseason by insisting the Bengals get back to running the ball instead of relying on Carson Palmer’s passing to Ocho Cinco and T.J. Houshmandzadeh, a pair of Pro Bowl receivers. Instead, the running game has disintegrated.

Fitzpatrick has filled in twice while Palmer recovers from an injured passing elbow, and wound up as the team’s leading rusher in both games. He and Palmer are second and third, respectively, in the team’s rushing statistics—a very bad sign.

The offensive line got pushed around by the Jets, who limited Chris Perry to 14 yards on 11 carries. The Bengals ran for 43 yards on 21 tries.

“It’s also demoralizing offensively,” Palmer said. “We need to find a way to keep our spirits up and keep our heads in it.”

That sure sounds familiar.

During the other bad starts, different groups of Bengals players learned what it’s like to see a season snuffed out after a half-dozen games. Offensive lineman John Jackson signed with his hometown team in 2000 after glorious years in Pittsburgh, only to learn that one person can’t make much of a difference when things start going bad in Cincinnati.

“I’ve aged since I came here,” he said at the time. “I don’t take losing lightly. I don’t accept it. That’s not me. I’m surprised some of these guys aren’t insane. I’ve only been here for one year. Some of these guys have been here for their whole career. I wonder why half the team’s not going to a psychiatrist.”

The bad days are back again.

Fans of winless Bengals flood site with tickets, some below face value

CINCINNATI -- Disappointed fans of the winless Cincinnati Bengals are trying to unload thousands of tickets for remaining home games, many of them well below face value.

The online ticket agency StubHub.com has 3,000 tickets for Sunday's game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. At least 4,000 tickets are available for each of the remaining games.

Some sellers don't care about making a profit. There are $64 tickets priced as low as $24.

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, more than 4,100 tickets are unsold for the Bengals' Nov. 2 game against Jacksonville, and more than 5,000 tickets are currently available for games against Baltimore, Washington and Kansas City.

The Bengals are 0-6 after losing to the New York Jets last weekend.

Longtime fan Steve Carr told the Enquirer it's gotten so he can't even bear to watch the team on TV.

"It's not worth it," Carr, a longtime fan, told the newspaper. "I was yelling at the TV watching that game" Sunday, a 26-14 Cincinnati loss.

Coach Marvin Lewis said he shares that frustration and feels responsible, adding he hopes fans will wait patiently for a turnaround.

That's some funny stuff:

"In the NFL, the Bengals are still the standard for misery."

“Everybody wants to win, and I’m sorry they’re disappointed,” Lewis said Monday, referring to long-suffering fans. “So am I. But unfortunately, that’s where we are right now. But hang on. They could see something special here.” Special? What they’re seeing is familiar."

"Since 1991, only 21 times has a team opened the season by losing its first six games. The Bengals have six of those; no other team has more than two."

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"Since 1991, only 21 times has a team opened the season by losing its first six games. The Bengals have six of those; no other team has more than two."

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That is the best part of the article.
Wonder why Medwoman has never brought out that stat?