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When I'm good I'm good, when I'm bad I'm even better. Mae West

There is just a few inches difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the ass. Sam Rutigilano

"What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!"

"you really named your son after me"

Cody Reisen, when I met him in person.

Its easier to plow around the stumps.

If you dig yourself into a hole the 1st thing to do is quit digging.

Yea though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil because I'm the meanest SOB in the valley.

J/C:

Say Hello to my little friend! Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of football team or some nuclear weapons but at the very least you need a beer". Frank Zappa

"I'm gonna bar-b-que you a$$, bandit" "You suuummm bich" Jackie Gleason as the sherriff in Smokey and the Bandit.

Some Goody's by: Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Cousin Eddy says, "shidders full"!!!

From Animal House...I dunno if its here...i didnt read the whole thing, but

"Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life son."

From Coach Carter. Can't remember who originally wrote it.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.

We ask ourselves,
"Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?"

Actually, who are you not to be?

You are a child of God.

Your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in all of us, in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.

the capacity to hate is a frightening human reality we are always ready to blame another if the circumstances can free us from our own self guilt.

"what you want? what you need? how bout a blunt, how bout some weed?"

-2006 Cincinnati Bengals

One of my favorite quotes I've ever heard...and I'm a diehard Bengals fan