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 Excuse me sir, could you direct me to the nearest bathroom??
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Paterno: Let's make a jersey bet.
Tressel: Hell no, I'm not that stupid!!
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JoePa: Jimmy boy, I just wish I could get the number for your tailor.
JT: Sir, these are off the rack.
JP: No crap? They fit you so well.
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Joe Pa- It's okay son. If you work hard, you can grow up to be just like me.
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JT: "Joe, how much longer are you going to keep up this charade?"
JP: "What charade?"
JT: "That you're still alive".
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir
#GMSTRONG
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JT: Joe your team's success this year should quiet all those critics that say your told old to coach and that you should be fired.
JP: Well you know Jim it really doesn't matter because half the time i forget that i'm the head coach of ............????
JT: Penn St.......Penn St., Joe.
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Tressell: "Hey, uh, Joe, you're on the wrong sidelines."
Paterno: ".....................................no kidding? Sorry about that John."
Tressell: "It's Jim."
![[Linked Image from pic18.picturetrail.com]](http://pic18.picturetrail.com/VOL905/3216203/6567769/349897772.jpg) "The Browns' defense is kicking mucho dupa."
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Ah, you took mine.  Joe: Is my nose really as long as it looks?
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Joe.... I think I broke my hip walking over here.
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Joe: You sure have a lot of talented negros on that team of yours.
Jim: They're African Americans.
Joe: You recruit in Africa?
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Jim, if I ever catch you lookin' at my wife again, I'll kill you. Just look what I did to President McKinley!
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Jim: Congratulations ! great game. Joe: Yeah took me friggin thirty years. Joe: When Pryor almost got the egde on the 4th down play, I was telling the other coaches to go get me ANOTHER pair of pants and some TP. 
Einstein could not even fathom the mathematical improbabilities of the Browns woes.
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Joe: Know whats funny?
Jim: What?
Joe: Actually thinking a true freshman QB can do anything against my defense.
Jim: Very funny Joe.
Joe: Know what else Jim?
Jim: Now what?
Joe: A lot of you're fans are sore losers.
Jim: I know (hang head low)
"Change ownership of the team, the true change we can believe in." - I made this in 2008 
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Quote:
Joe: Know whats funny?
Jim: What?
Joe: Actually thinking a true freshman QB can do anything against my defense.
Jim: Very funny Joe.
Joe: Know what else Jim?
Jim: Now what?
Joe: A lot of you're fans are sore losers.
Jim: I know (hang head low)
Joe: Know what's funny?
Jim: What?
Joe: Actually thinking a true freshman QB can do anything against my defense.
Jim: Very funny, Joe.
Joe: Know what else Jim?
Jim: Now what?
Joe: Thinking a true freshman QB can do anything against my defense.
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Joe: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Jim: Uhh...
Joe: Crap, where'd my pancreas go? I can't find my pancreas!
Jim: Uhh...
Joe: Ahh, nevermind, I guess that's why God gives ya two of 'em.
Jim: ...
Joe: Have you ever been to a Turkish Bath?
Browns is the Browns
... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps rubs up and down against your leg....
"The Browns' defense is kicking mucho dupa."
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You like to go to the gym, Jimmy?
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"Always good to see ya, Woody. Your boys played hard, sorry about the loss."
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JT: (to JP) Wow... you look like you haven't aged one day
Photographer: (To Tressel) Don't tell anyone, but this is a cardboard cutout.
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JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
JT: Nice game, Joe
JP: What??
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The Vest: Good game Joe
Joe Pa: Thanks Jim. Got get home to watch dancing with the stars on Tivo.
The Vest: You like that show, nice looking babes hey?
Joe Pa: You know it. That Cloris chick is smokin hot!
The orange 99 cent stickers will return one day if the fun nazi's allow it.
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Jim: Hey Joe..great to see you
Joe: I gotta got to the bathroom...but I cant!
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