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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  
That is awsome! 
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Thanks Iam, that's one of my favorite thought lists I've seen so far this year. Especially this one....cuz we all know someone like that. Quote:
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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Well....where is my sandwhich! 
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Oh yes...the slinky...
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#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Always a classic!!
Good stuff.
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Well....where is my sandwhich!
Get it yourself, you have two unoccupied hands to make it with.  
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Marriage is all about sex. If she can make a good sandwich, that's a bonus.
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Marriage is all about sex. If she can make a good sandwich, that's a bonus.
That road goes both ways Lamp.  If he can cook that's a bonus.
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...always have been, always will be...
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Oh, I can COOOOK baby, no problem with the wing ding thing (doing my best Ralph Furley facial contortions).
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Some days I'm almost quite right, some days I'm not. Thank you, I actually consider that a compliment.
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Marriage is all about sex.
So now you agree.
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. GM Strong ![[Linked Image]](http://www.dawgtalkers.net/uploads/small-gator-chomp.gif)
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You are quite welcome. Just means you fit in quite well.
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Nope. But I was thinking of you as I typed it (don't take that the wrong way, this isn't about the navy). 
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# 6 I know way to many who fit that mode....
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#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??
Very true
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. GM Strong
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Now I know why you have been calling me "slinky"
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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And here you thought it was all because of your Pink Thong.
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All this time I thought she was calling me "stinky"
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Now I know why you have been calling me "slinky"
No....I think that is 'stinky"
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Maybe she was using my porn name "Stinky Slinky" 
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Well now I don't need a sandwich IAM. :
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She still "WUVS" me
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Wait, I thought that WAS her puking?
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Come on call me Stinky Slinky some more baby
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