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Cash4gold.com's commercial drives me nuts.

That NFLshop.com commercial with all the Steelers merch makes my blood pressure rise.

I have more but those are the two that stick out most in my mind. What do you guys not like?

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Caveman commercials...They were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying.

What I find interesting about them, is they are very telling of today's society, where even the most minor thing gets to them.


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Here's mine. Makes you think twice about what your eating in some of these places....


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Any commercial that they run twice in the same break. Or any commercial that they run every single break for the entirety of the 3 hour movie I'm watching.


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I agree and same with aoflac commercials

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- Frank TV (I couldn't watch the MLB postseason anymore because he was eye-molesting me too much).
- Mastercard - "A $5.50, B $900, C $500 Priceless" Done to DEATH!
- FreeCreditReport.com jingles
- Geico (the gecko and cavemen)
- Any product where consuming/using makes you dance with joy (like buying jeans or drinking a pop would excite you that much)

Actually, I can't stand them all. That's why I DVR most TV I watch so I can fast forward through them.

And I can't stand the people that like and rate their favorite Super Bowl commercials. Ugh...so STUPID! They're ads people. The fact you care proves you don't get the concept.


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The not-even-remotely funny beer commercials where they ask questions of former NFL head coaches, who's answers don't even make sense.


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My latest hate, the walking, talking electronics from Circuit City and their freakish legs. Also sick of the "Can you hear me now?" dude and his ever increasing posse.


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The car commercial with the song "Saved by Zero"

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My latest hate, the walking, talking electronics from Circuit City and their freakish legs.




That too.

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The Apple/PC guys commercials. Ugh.

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Anything that shamelessly sells retards things they don't need because they know they're stupid enough to buy them.

I don't pretend to be above that, either...but there used to be a time when going into business meant providing a service that benefited everyone...there have always been Barnums around...just not so many that it defined the market.

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The PC/Mac commercial annoy the hell out of me. Apple basically does everything they accuse "PC's" of doing in the commercials, while trying to act all superior.

The Geico ones are pretty bad too ... they are trying to be funny, but failing horribly.

I agree with whoever said the Coors Light coach commercials. If anyone wants to see how you really fake an interview, head over to youtube and search for Weird Al and Eminem. That's brilliant ... the Coors commercials is a poorly done ripoff.

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Guess I need to watch more t.v. Just yesterday I saw the peyton commercial - the one where people are slamming him and he doesn't realize it......."you're going down, manning" as he's in an elevator, and manning says "yup, 4 floors", etc etc.

I loved it. Asked my wife if she had seen mannings new commercial. She said yeah, about a month ago.

I don't watch much t.v.

With that said, I hate all the drug commercials. And then they list all the things this certain drug might do to you.........."can't sleep, take "X". Warning, do not take x if: list 30 things. Taking x may cause liver damage, heart attack, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, kidney problems, depression and or heart disease.

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Apple basically does everything they accuse "PC's" of doing in the commercials, while trying to act all superior.




And I think anyone with half a brain understands that...but marketing anymore is to appeal to the masses as 'cool'...and those pitiful ads work in that capacity.

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The Bud Light commercial and their dumb Drinkability saying makes me want to throw things!! I will never drink bud light because of that commercial.

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I feel your pain with the "saved by 0" commercial. I swear that one is played 2 times every commercial break.

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The car commercial with the song "Saved by Zero"




Yep, that is the worst. The ad agency that contracts for Toyota should take a leap...


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ShamWow

Both annoy the hell out of me.

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S a v e d by Z e r o. Saved by zero, saved by zero!






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Arrrrgh! Stop!

Thing is, I used to actually like that song back in the day. Now I hate it after hearing it 192,485 times a day on TV.

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Oh man, now we can't be hating on Shamwow guy!! That commercial makes me laugh for some reason.. Same with the cavemen.

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I know!

It sucks so bad I just had to post it!



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Oh man, now we can't be hating on Shamwow guy!!




"We are only doing it for twenty minutes. It's not like we can do this all day."

No you can't do it all day! You can do it day, after day, after day, after day!



Yeah, I can't stand that one either.


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The car commercial with the song "Saved by Zero"




YES! I hate that one.

I loved the Quizno's one, actually.

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It sucks so bad I just had to post it!






Shep actually taped the commercial on his phone just so he could show it to me. Now I don't like him anymore.

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The car commercial with the song "Saved by Zero"




Yep, that is the worst. The ad agency that contracts for Toyota should take a leap...




Ugh...I can't switch this thing fast enough!
It's even worse if you picture a bunch of stuffed shirts gathered around a table being presented this crap and they actually say, "Yeah, I like it"!

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I know!

It sucks so bad I just had to post it!






Shep actually taped the commercial on his phone just so he could show it to me. Now I don't like him anymore.




welcome to the long list. Just joking

I think it may be a local commercial only but I hate the Time Warner commercial with the singing dog. " 4 day,4 day, 4day sale!!" So irritating.


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OOOOOH the ultimate in annoying commercial is a tie between Viiiiva Viagra commercials and that Enzyte smiling bob guy!!!!

I understand these Viagra commercials display happy people because they suddently make these mens units work, but quit acting like they solved world hunger.

I'm sure erectile dysfunction really stinks, but please dont make commercials that try to make people believe that every chic in throwing distance is going to want smiling bob just because he can pop a wood.

The disclaimers are always great too.. Basically it sounds like anything you do including sex will cause death while on these pills.

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...And then they list all the things this certain drug might do to you.........."can't sleep, take "X". Warning, do not take x if: list 30 things. Taking x may cause liver damage, heart attack, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, kidney problems, depression and or heart disease.




You forgot "loose stools" and "incomplete emptying".


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Commercials don't really bother me except that one that says guys don't bake.. I BAKE DAMN IT!!!


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Does AdManager count?

Though AdManager is sometimes amusing like during baseball season when it used to promote Indian dating communities and Indian food on that website www.sakhara.com (sp?) just because of all the Cleveland Indians threads.


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That freaking commercial with that talking baby at the pc making online stock trades....when that little freaker pukes, it disgusts me!!!!


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Shep actually taped the commercial on his phone just so he could show it to me. Now I don't like him anymore.




Hey, we all have our moments. Even Shep.



But underneath it all, I'd say he's a pretty good guy. And if I were to venture a guess, I'd say you know that.



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That's one of my favorites old 62!

"Hey girl, can I hit ya back?"

Too frickin' funny!



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That freaking commercial with that talking baby at the pc making online stock trades....when that little freaker pukes, it disgusts me!!!!




I love this commercial!

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The Bud Light commercial and their dumb Drinkability saying makes me want to throw things!! I will never drink bud light because of that commercial.




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With that said, I hate all the drug commercials. And then they list all the things this certain drug might do to you.........."can't sleep, take "X". Warning, do not take x if: list 30 things. Taking x may cause liver damage, heart attack, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, kidney problems, depression and or heart disease.




There was a comedian that had a joke about this, it was roughly like:

"I had dry eyes, so I went and got some eye drops, and as I'm about to put a drop in my eye, I see the label on the bottle. How could you not, I have this bottle hovering 1" above my eyeball, it;'s the only time I've ever noticed such small print. The label said to use 2 drops every 6-8 hours to cure dryness. Then it went into a list of possible side effects.

The side effects were like dry mouth, watery eyes, diarrhea, skin rash, heart malfunctions, liver disease, lung cancer, impotence, gonorrhea, etc. etc..

I'm thinking I am better off with dry eyes."


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Don't know if you all have them where you live, but there's a store called Appliance Direct. This chick in a green and yellow dress and sometimes this oriental guy doing this thing, and every 5 seconds yelling, "Appliance Direct!!" Then ad itself is like 10 seconds, but they repeat it over and over for the whole spot, and often will play it twice in the same commercial block, especially the radio versions.




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