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This thread should be archived. So many quality smacks against the Bungles from different posters. Its good friendly competiton between Steeler, Ravens, and Browns fans. Who can deliver the knockout blow? Everytime I think I am about to close the thread down, somebody else ups the ante. Classic thread. 
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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C'mon let's sing the lyrics together! .... Sung to the tune of the Bears Super Bowl Shuffle!
CHORUS
We are the Bungals ..the Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We've been so bad, for so many years.
Don't act surprised we’ve turned to drugs and beer.
You know we're sad, but this rap fun,
We now toot our own horn to everyone.
We're not here to say, “Who Deyâ€
We're just here to say, “We’re Gay!â€
Rudi Johnson
Well, they call me Rudi,
And I am the best
all the DJ’s love to feel my breasts…
Showering with the team is like makin' romance.
We've been sharing the soap since training camp
We dont' do this for Mike Brown or city hall
The Bungals do this because we like male balls
We didn't come here to say, Who Deyâ€
We're just here to say, “We’re Gay!â€
Chad Johnson
This is chatty Chad, and I'm world class.
I like wide receivers, cause they have a sweet a$$
I gaze at my Fathead ...all day and all night.
but you know I’ll be ready for a Sunday fight.
Now I have gold teeth and I beat my wife
but when the Steelers come to town I run for my life
Nobody here has a Johnson like me
It's handled with care by Carson and Ru-di.
Odell Thurman
I'm Odell, I like to have fun…
I’m on a De-fense that can’t stop the run
I'm new in the league, they call me Thur-man-ator
Though it doesn’t stop me from being a master-baiter
See I spank my monkey, and that’s no lie
You can show me a women but you know I want a guy
Just gimme a chance, to make a sweet play
When you see me once, you’ll know I’m gay.
Carson Palmer
I'm the west coast boy known as Rosy Palmer
Before the game, there’s no one calmer
I get frustrated easy, and I fall to the ground
as my offensive line just stands around
I wear tight briefs, cause I like to tease.
My teammates tell me, I aim to please.
I’m not really crazy ‘bout being a Bungal
but I'll grope the Hou-Dey's nuts
when we’re in the jungle.
TJ Houshmandzadeh
I'm TJ Taliban and I'm doing well
I look around and see the infidels
I cut across the middle looking for more
cause I play this game like a holy war
Some guys are jealous of my hair and class,
That's why I end up getting knocked on my A$$
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble.
I just get down to the Bunghole Shuffle.
(new addition)
Chris Henry
I'm Chris Henry and I'm not 1st string
but that won't stop me from getting my ring
If they throw it to me I'll drop that pass
attention span is short 'cause I love smoking grass
No big deal I got busted with weed
it's better than crank to fix my need
they tell me its time to enter re-hab
I'll be out after Christmas
and for that I'm glad.
Palmer getting ready to host his cornhole tournament
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 Another one bites the dust...pretty soon, if the felonies keep up, Marvin Lewis could be out of a job, and the only place for a job might be a prison guard keeping his former players in check with the line of duty 
That or he will be coaching in Baltimore! 
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Another one bites the dust...pretty soon, if the felonies keep up, Marvin Lewis could be out of a job, and the only place for a job might be a prison guard keeping his former players in check with the line of duty
That or he will be coaching in Baltimore!
Or better still, CLEVELAND........ 
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So, how have you been impacted?
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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So, how have you been impacted?
I believe he would tell you that it was through the back entrance.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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LOL, I guess Carson Palmer and the othe Bungle players that came out and PUBLICLY stated that the arrests were distractions and caused problems are ignorant, too, huh, Curly? Only the pathetic, desperate homer like yourself could deny what the ACTUAL PLAYERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM HAVE SAID. You're right, though. The Bungles are LIGHT YEARS ahead of the Browns....and every other team....with 9 arrests in 9 months.
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I think that ZERO championships and one winning season in 17 years speaks far louder than your weak attempt at smack. Win a ring and then you can talk. Until then, it's just a desperate homer using semantics to try to make a point.
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LOL, I guess Carson Palmer and the othe Bungle players that came out and PUBLICLY stated that the arrests were distractions and caused problems are ignorant, too, huh, Curly? Only the pathetic, desperate homer like yourself could deny what the ACTUAL PLAYERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM HAVE SAID.
You're right, though. The Bungles are LIGHT YEARS ahead of the Browns....and every other team....with 9 arrests in 9 months.
Yeah, well they were 5 up on the Ravens this season, by arrests that is.....
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This thread should be archived. So many quality smacks against the Bungles from different posters. Its good friendly competiton between Steeler, Ravens, and Browns fans. Who can deliver the knockout blow?
The bunghole fans themselves are smacking themselves harder with their own posts than anything we're doing. We're just giving them a little encouragement.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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He is just like the other Bengals facing jail time. Impactedplaya 
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I think the zero Super Bowl appearances speaks louder than the 1 playoff appearance in 17 years.
How many times has Cleveland been in the playoffs in the last 17 years? How many winning seasons has Cleveland had in the last 17 years? How many of those Super Bowls have you actually won?
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Thats it Christy. I give up. That pic sealed the deal. You won.
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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At least the stripes match the uniforms.......
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When do they play the guards
Let me guess, the Mean Machine versus the Outlaws......My money is on the Machine.......
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Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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Where's Burt Reynolds?
In the guard tower LHAO..........
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POSTED 7:36 a.m. EST; LAST UPDATED 8:43 a.m. EST, January 29, 2007 (Pro Football Talk) BENGALS NEED TO BEEF UP SCOUTING STAFF In response to the item we posted on Sunday night addressing the tough talk from Bengals president Mike Brown regarding his displeasure with a roster including nine players who have been arrested since December 2005, a former NFL front-office employee has reminded us of one of the potential causes for the problem with which the team is now struggling. The Bengals don't employ enough scouts. According to the team's official web site, the Bengals have only one scout and three "scouting consultants." "Most teams have almost 10 college scouts and a scouting assistant or 2," said the source. "It's amazing that they have gone this far today and do things backwards. They have no one else to blame but their own front office." So how do they get ready for the draft? The talk is that the assistant coaches get pressed into service after the season ends. But that's like showing up 90 minutes late for a marathon, since every other team has been spending the entire football season dispatching its scouts to points all over the country, where they attend college practices and games. Focusing only on the AFC North, the Bengals are well behind their key rivals. The Steelers have at least seven college scouts, and one person who splits time between assessing college and pro prospects. The Ravens have eight college scouts. The Browns have nine college scouts. (Um, Cleveland, it's not working.) Why don't the Bengals have a bigger scouting staff? Because they're cheap. And this brings us back to the whole revenue issue. Sure, the Bengals are near the bottom of the NFL in gross revenue. But they continue to be one of the most profitable teams, because they spend as little of their money as possible. So while we've been blaming Marvin Lewis for the mess in the Queen City, it very well could be that much of the blame falls to Brown. With that said, the Bengals are clearly doing enough to identify the talented players. The flaw apparently lies in the nuances and details, which prompted many of the guys whom they have selected over the past couple of years to slide until the Bengals realized that they were in position to snag what they thought was a steal. The Official Bengals Scouting Website The Bungles Scouting department consists of 2 attorneys 1 probation officer 1 Whizzinator operator 3 chauffeurs 1 chemist
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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You sad & pathetic Cleveland Clowns, HALF the Bengals team could be in prison & we would still beat you by 21 points every game. P.S. - Let's see comparing the Bengals scouting efforts to the NINE scouts that the Browns have, it's pretty obvious that the "amount" of scouts doesn't mean anything or maybe the Browns just plain stink from the bottom up.  Just a Reminder that we have beaten you 5 straight times, the Battle of Ohio has Tiger Stripes painted all over it. We will return in September to continue your Butt Whippings & don't count on beating the Steelers, they are going to issue their own whippings to you as well. FEAR THE TIGER BABY!! WHO DEY!! -Med-
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WHO DEY!!
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Poor Med. What makes you think I am a Browns fan?
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Seriously...your name is Clown Hunter....he isn't the brightest crayon in the box, is he?
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At least he can count to three
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ok, the whole city of cincinnati is on a bengals bashing spree...just a few jokes heard floating around the city: What does BENGALS stand for? Basically Every Numbskull (not the word used, but I don't use the other word) Got Arrested Last Season What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A Bengals huddle! What do you call a car with 4 Bengals players in it? A City of Cincinnati Police cruiser. Why can't Chris Henry participate in team meetings? He is prohibited from associating with known felons. Enjoy!
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" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Sadly, so do I. Thats why I started the Clown Hunters Sanctuary for Wayward Downtrodden Clown fans.  You may need to take your meds.
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Medmann: *Holding up four fingers* 10 of dem.
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Medmann: *Holding up four fingers* 10 of dem.
Actually It's 4 + 10, we'll say 14 Browns losses next season.
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You had to take off both shoes to count to 14 didn't you
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Medmann: *Holding up four fingers* 10 of dem.
Actually It's 4 + 10, we'll say 14 Browns losses next season.
-Med-
And I predict more Bungle arrests...I hope to get both the offense and Defense for the Sanctuary Bowl with the Clown Hunter as the MC.....
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I predict that half of your team gets caught dropping the soap in prision next year
you had a good run Hank.
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I predict your next post will be horridly stupid.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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I predict your next post will be horridly stupid.
Sheesh. Don't go out on a limb or anything. That's like predicting Lindsay Lohan will wake up with a hangover tomorrow morning.
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