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Did you ever wonder why the Bengals fell from being a Super Bowl contender in 2005, to the lousy team that they are, and have not recovered? The answer is simple. Bengals wide receiver TJ Douchemanzada decided to use the most holy and sacred Towel to shine his shoes, thus the Curse of the Terrible Towel. The Bengals have been doormats ever since. Shouldn't have messed with the Towel TJ.  Ever wonder why your team of Clowns still suck after coming back in 1999, and after 10 yrs. are no better off? Anybody remember the 1995 Steelers/Clowns playoff game? Ernest "Bozo the Clown" Byner decides to desecrate the most holy and sacred Towel during pre-game warmups. Not only did you receive your usual Steeler beating 29-9, but you've sucked ever since. Moving in 1995 didn't save you. The curse of the Terrible Towel was bestowed upon your team when they returned. Shouldn't have messed with the Towel Ernie. Ah yes the Tennessee Titans...the worst offender. They mocked and stomped all over the most sacred and holy Towel. The infraction was so severe, the curse was put on immediately. No waiting for the Steelers to destroy them. The Titans got blown out by Indy in the final game of the season. They then lose their first playoff game in which they outperformed the Ravens. The Titans will fall to mediocrity next season. Shouldn't have messed with the Towel idiots. Can't forget about the Cardinals. The mayor of Phoenix, and the Cardinal mascot both disrespected the most sacred and holy Towel at the Cards' pep rally. The Super Bowl loss to the mighty Steelers was not just a loss, it was a dagger in the heart for Cards' fans, and justifiably so. The amazing Cards' comeback to take the lead after what seemed to be a blowout, and then to lose at the hands of Big Ben and Santonio in the games final drive was indeed the curse of the Terrible Towel at work. After all the years of being a national joke (like the Browns) the Cards could have redeemed themselves in front of the entire nation. Shouldn't have messed with the Towel dudes. Don't mess with The Towel people. 
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I need new towels in my home.
Mine are getting kinda old. Any good deals out there?
What thread count should I strive for?
How in the world can you fix something...
If you don't know how it's supposed to work?
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and I'm out of TP.....any idea on how I can order some of those "terrible towels" LW...??? I got something TERRIBLE getting ready happen.......!!!!!..... 
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Be sure to hang the TP correctly when you get some again.
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Be sure to hang the TP correctly when you get some again.
That would be B? 
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Do you hang your TP where it rolls down from the back or from the front?
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See the "Great Debate" thread in General Discussion for that. 
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it goes over the front. sheesh.
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and I'm out of TP.....any idea on how I can order some of those "terrible towels" LW...??? I got something TERRIBLE getting ready happen.......!!!!!.....
And turn it into a Cleveland turd towel?
Better off using this:
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it goes over the front. sheesh.
I must admit that I could go either way with the roll. I'm a fence sitter.
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it goes over the front. sheesh.
I'm a fence sitter.
That must be a painful way to wipe yourself.
Only in Cleveland I guess.
Haha ...it's no wonder why Cleveland is called "browns town". 
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it goes over the front. sheesh.
I must admit that I could go either way with the roll. I'm a fence sitter.
Probably, but why do you want to fight the wall?
you had a good run Hank.
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I need new towels in my home.
Mine are getting kinda old. Any good deals out there?
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Go to bed bath and beyond. - They have nice stuff there.
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I need new towels in my home.
Mine are getting kinda old. Any good deals out there?
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Go to bed bath and beyond. - They have nice stuff there.
Don't forget your 20% coupons for Bed, Bath too! You can use up to 5 per order, and they don't expire. I had some from 2006 that I just recently used. 
As for the towels, a good Egyptian cotton is what you need. Nice, soft, and absorbent.
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I need new towels in my home.
Mine are getting kinda old. Any good deals out there?
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Go to bed bath and beyond. - They have nice stuff there.
Don't forget your 20% coupons for Bed, Bath too! You can use up to 5 per order, and they don't expire. I had some from 2006 that I just recently used.
Do your food stamps expire? Just curious.
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My wife just bought 500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. I almost killed her when I saw the price, but I ended up just falling asleep because the sheets were too damn comfortable.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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I almost killed her when I saw the price
Were you abused as a child? Did your dad put out his cigarettes on your forearm? Maybe abusing women is what Brown fans do. Your team really sucks ya know.
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Yeah, I keep choking at the price tag on those. One of these days I'll buy them, but I'm sure that once I redecorate my room, I'll buy them. Don't want to buy them now and then have them not match!
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Dude, I don't know if you are the person who was re-decorating her house a couple years back. - If so, did you ever deal with an out-dated kitchen?
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I've been redecorating this house since we moved in almost 5 years ago. Just haven't gotten to the kitchen yet. I DREAD the kitchen. It needs a TON of work, starting with removing the freakin' CARPETED floors. Who carpets a kitchen?
Floors, countertops, possibly cabinets, and knocking out an archway that just makes the room feel SO much smaller than it is...those are things I need to do. Luckily, no plumbing work needs done.
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When I saw that you wrote " remove carpeting from kitchen " - "I said to myself, why would they carpet the kitchen?" Then I saw that you wrote "Why would they carpet the kitchen" - I've got a linoleum floor to redo, paneling to rip out, cabinets to paint, and a countertop to replace.- All in my kitchen.
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Really, who puts carpet in their kitchen? And it's ugly carpet to boot!
I'm looking to put in bamboo floors (I think) in the kitchen in the next year or so.
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I've been redecorating this house since we moved in almost 5 years ago. Just haven't gotten to the kitchen yet. I DREAD the kitchen. It needs a TON of work, starting with removing the freakin' CARPETED floors. Who carpets a kitchen?
I thought I was the only one who had a carpet in the kitchen! Ripping it out was one of the first things I did when I moved in. I had linoleum installed. The gloss surface wore, so I went with ceramic tile about 3 yrs. ago. I noticed now that some of the tiles have freakin cracks in them! Makes no sense. I think I'm gonna remove the tile and go with Pergo laminate flooring and finally be done with it. That stuff is awesome. My kitchen floor problems are like the Cleveland Browns...a never ending problem.
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I heard bamboo is pretty durable.
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I heard bamboo is pretty durable.
It is, but it's not a good idea if you have a Panda bear as a pet.
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It is, but it's not a good idea if you have a Panda bear as a pet.
Says the guy who can't even keep rats for pets, as they would rather eat the rat poison that live in the same house with him 
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It is, but it's not a good idea if you have a Panda bear as a pet.
Says the guy who can't even keep rats for pets, as they would rather eat the rat poison that live in the same house with him
I rolled my eyes after that one too!!
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Impressive kid. Now quick count to 15 without taking off your shoes 
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Impressive kid.
What is impressive? That I recognize your line..
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Says the guy who can't even keep rats for pets, as they would rather eat the rat poison that live in the same house with him"
....makes no sense whatsoever. After all GM, why would I put out rat poison if I wanted them as pets.
You shouldn't be impressed that I noticed the flaw. All your junk is stupid like that, and you think you're such a great smacker.
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Your still on your first hand, speed it up a bit will ya.
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Your still on your first hand, speed it up a bit will ya.
How do you know?
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It's easy to figure you out kid. Did I ever tell you remind me of the game frogger. You show up hope around all over the place, then SPLAT I come along and mow you down. Sucks don't it
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It's easy to figure you out kid. Did I ever tell you remind me of the game frogger. You show up hope around all over the place, then SPLAT I come along and mow you down. Sucks don't it
Then SPLAT, you just farted another Cleveland Brown!
Sit back, relax and count up to 15 without taking your shoes off...oh almost forgot, you trailer park dwellers don't wear shoes!
Counting smack always gets em huh GM?
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I had you at Hello kid.
Sure ya did. 
When are you ever gonna finish your sig GM?
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How about we take a vote to see if I am right twice as much as you are kid? Are you up for that?
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