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OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno

Posted Feb 25th 2009 11:35AM by TMZ Staff

OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once -- and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.

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Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.

No word if Octo will take them up on the offer -- but she definitely needs the scratch for a down payment on a house...


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I wonder if this thread will stay up? Seems a little blue for this board.


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It's a current event that lots of folks are talking about, so it can stay up until someone screws it up by posting inappropriate puns or whatnot.

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Well, all I have to say is EWWWW, and are there any guys on here that would actually wanna see her nekkid?

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Are they going to to play into the whole "octo-mom" idea, with 8 guys...


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It wouldn't shock me if she went ahead with this, as disgusting as it is. I can see them naming the film with the same title as one of the James Bond movies. It's not like she's going to get the endorsements she originally planned on.


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Perhaps it's just me, but if I'm going to watch porno, I want to look at a woman that is WAY better looking than OctoMom.

If she does this, I wonder if she'll be required to use some form of birth control?


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Do you know how many times you type that, or a variation of it? A lot. You must think you are a very unique individual.

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If she does this, I wonder if she'll be required to use some form of birth control?




Required??....You are always looking for the controls and oversight.


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They could do a James Bond theme.

Now which Bond title could they use . . . ?

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It's a current event that lots of folks are talking about, so it can stay up until someone screws it up by posting inappropriate puns or whatnot.




Oh you are no fun. :P

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Well, all I have to say is EWWWW, and are there any guys on here that would actually wanna see her nekkid?




Not me but I'm sure that some people (not necessarily on this board) would watch it for the shock/freak show value.

If you recall, I believe that John Bobbitt sold a few flicks after his "problem."


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He also got a job with Snap-on tools.

And I'm dead serious ... no pun intended.

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OMG! That's hilarious!

I'll have to ask my neighbor if he's ever met Bobbitt. Neighbor is a Snap On Tools guy, but he's only been doing that for a year or so.


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America loves a train wreck and this lady has "Amtrak" written ALL over her.


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You mean she'll have to work for her part of the stimulus package?


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Do you know how many times you type that, or a variation of it? A lot. You must think you are a very unique individual.




LOL Yeah, I know. I do that a lot. to be honest, I can't even tell you why. And no, I don't consider myself to be any more or less unique than you are...



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Required??....You are always looking for the controls and oversight.





Well,,, yeah Seriously, it was meant as a joke... but I guess you didn't catch the humor.


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Though I'm repulsed at the idea, I wouldn't doubt that she'd do it. It just goes to show you that irresponsibility can take you a long way in this country.


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They could do a James Bond theme.

Now which Bond title could they use . . . ?




Givin her tendency for birth it seems pretty simple to me:

"Octomom in: For your thighs only"


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Now which Bond title could they use . . . ?




Givin her tendency for birth it seems pretty simple to me:

"Octomom in: For your thighs only"




Think of the movie AFTER For Your Eyes Only. You don't even have to change the title.

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Well, since it is a mainstream movie release, I really think it is ok to say the movie title. Octopussy, there I said it. I dont think it is really a big deal.

If it is, I will take my scolding now


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OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno

Posted Feb 25th 2009 11:35AM by TMZ Staff

OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once -- and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.

Click to view!

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.

No word if Octo will take them up on the offer -- but she definitely needs the scratch for a down payment on a house...




If it'll keep her off the government teet, then she should be made to do it.


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It's a current event that lots of folks are talking about, so it can stay up until someone screws it up by posting inappropriate puns or whatnot.




Then I don't believe linking the picture of her carrying all those ankle-biters would be out of line.

Be forewarned, this is kinda funky: Now THAT'S a back-ache


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I am continually amazed at the ability of the human body to adapt to things. Even unnatural things.


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Are you talking about her having 8 babies(this time) or are you talking about porno



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HOLY CRAP! And I thought my belly was huge with just one baby in there!

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It wouldn't shock me if she went ahead with this, as disgusting as it is.




You guys need to make up your minds. She can't afford to support them and you find that disgusting. If she does the porn movie TO support them, it's disgusting.

What do you suppose she does with her limitations that could support eight kids? ( not counting the one's she already has )

So if she doesn't support them, she's disgusting. If she does it by "any legal means necassary", you find her disgusting.

Pick your poison man and live with it.........


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A train...now that's an idea..



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It wouldn't shock me if she went ahead with this, as disgusting as it is.




You guys need to make up your minds. She can't afford to support them and you find that disgusting. If she does the porn movie TO support them, it's disgusting.

What do you suppose she does with her limitations that could support eight kids? ( not counting the one's she already has )

So if she doesn't support them, she's disgusting. If she does it by "any legal means necassary", you find her disgusting.

Pick your poison man and live with it.........





You know Pit kind of makes a good point. This kind of reminds me of the movie Indecent Proposal and the dilemna faced in that movie.

The only difference is this would be put on film.


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A million dollars won't last long in her family. This woman will be fine with money, though...book deals, movie deals, it will happen for her. Sad, but true.


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She was already offered MOVIE deals


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A million dollars won't last long in her family. This woman will be fine with money, though...book deals, movie deals, it will happen for her. Sad, but true.




That's kind of my point. It seems everyone was all disgruntled because she had these kids without a way to support them. And I pretty much agree with that.

But once she DOES get a "legal means of support" everybody wants to play morality police. It just seems like a catch 22. As long as she makes a living by "their code of ethics and morals", then she's fine.

But porn? OMG!

Point being, as long as she's doing something "legal" and supporting her own children, what difference does it make?

I guess I just get irked when people not only feel she should work ( which I agree with ), now they feel it must be an occupation they approve of or she is simply disgusting.

I guess they believe that telling people what they can do with their bodies somehow is less of a "nanny state thing". But really, it's not.

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anyone wanna see that naked?


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Geez Pit, I hadn't given that a thought..., you know something, perhaps she should do the porn... what the hell.. it's not like it could make her reputation any worse.. she's pretty much already thought of as an idiot... so what's the harm.


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I couldn't care less about her reputation. She should raise her OWN kids and not rely on you and me. Porn, secretary, rock star...I don't care...JUST DO IT.


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I couldn't care less about her reputation. She should raise her OWN kids and not rely on you and me. Porn, secretary, rock star...I don't care...JUST DO IT.






Thanks for articulating that point!



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