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WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.

Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.

Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian, with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.

Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.

Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. A message seeking comment was left at Killian's home.

School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.

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hilarious.........only in Ohio

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I dont have a problem with what the cop did in the slightest!

Stupid prank, funny but still stupid.


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either do I.........it must have been even funnier to watch though

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There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.



Might want to rethink that...


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Just a Senior Prank... no different than putting 20 live Carp in the school's swimming pool or letting 2,000 crickets loose in the cafeteria, or releasing a greased pig in the halls.

Man, I miss high school now


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Everybody knows crisco works better than grapeseed oil, the guy had to be crazy for not using crisco.


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WESTERVILLE
School-lunch streaker gets unexpected shock
Police use Taser on Westerville student during naked jaunt
By Theodore Decker
The Columbus Dispatch
Tuesday, January 30, 2007

A Westerville North High School student who stripped naked, lubed his body in oil and ran amok through the school commons during lunch yesterday was arrested after police twice zapped him with a Taser.

"It just seemed like a good idea at the time," Taylor C. Killian, 18, told police later, said Westerville Lt. John Petrozzi.

It was right about noon when a clothed Killian, who made his school's honor roll in each of three grading periods during the 2005-06 school year, strolled into a bathroom near the crowded commons.

He removed his clothes, smeared grapeseed oil on himself and ran into the lunch crowd, police said.

His appearance caused pandemonium in the school, as students unsure of what was happening ran and screamed, police said. When a school administrator confronted him, Killian made sexual gestures and ran, continuing to chase students.

By then, school resource Officer Doug Staysniak was pursuing Killian, ordering him to stop and trying unsuccessfully to grab the slippery student, police said.

When Killian ran toward a group of students huddled in a corner, Staysniak fired his Taser. Killian was zapped once, tried to get up, and was given a second jolt of electricity, Petrozzi said.

He then complied, and teachers moved partitions around him to hide him from the other students.

"His exposure, no pun intended, was very limited once he was gotten under control," Petrozzi said.

The entire incident lasted three or four minutes, police said.

Killian was taken to the hospital to have the Taser prongs removed, then booked and taken to the Delaware County jail.

He is charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Greg Viebranz, a school district spokesman, said Killian will be disciplined. He said school for the 1,600 students continued as usual after the disruption.

Petrozzi said police don't think that drugs or alcohol were involved. He credited police and school staff with keeping a lid on the incident.

"This had the potential to get very much out of control," Petrozzi said. "He certainly created quite a bit of emotional trauma and stress.

"He's not offered any apology. He said he was looking to create some excitement and get an adrenaline rush.

"Hindsight being 20/20," Petrozzi said, Killian "should have ate a burger instead. Put a jalapeno on it. I don't know."


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Just a Senior Prank... no different than putting 20 live Carp in the school's swimming pool or letting 2,000 crickets loose in the cafeteria, or releasing a greased pig in the halls.

Man, I miss high school now



I understand the whole senior prank thing... but isn't January kind of early, we always did ours closer to the end of school? and if I'm in the midst of a senior prank and I see a cop with a taser coming after me... the prank is over. And if by some accident I get tased once, then the prank is DEFINITELY over...


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hey, I didn't say the kid was bright, just that it was a prank



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"It just seemed like a good idea at the time,"




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He then complied, and teachers moved partitions around him to hide him from the other students.



Which is why public education seems so underfunded these days... it's all of the money spent on the "hide the naked guy" partitions that should be spent on new books and stuff.


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He probably didn't know it was illegal to be nude in public, to run from the police, and cause a disturbance.


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but isn't January kind of early




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LMAO... poor kid probably just moved from Michigan where stripping down, oiling yourself and running into the cafeteria is not punished...


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LMAO... poor kid probably just moved from Michigan where stripping down, oiling yourself and running into the cafeteria is not punished...




Unless your wearing dress shoes when you do it. Then it's a felony with a min. 10 year sentence.


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I'm cracking up over the descriptions of "horrified students cowering in the corners" and "emotional trauma and distress". Did this kid look like freakin sasquatch or something? It's all a bit over the top... or kids today are just weak minded.

When I was in school we'd have all been laughing our butts off at him and probably throwing food at his groin area.


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or releasing a greased pig in the halls.


Now THAT would be sweet hahahha


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Class of '86 I believe at Lakewood High (all the ones I mentioned happened at Lakewood High)


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I'm cracking up over the descriptions of "horrified students cowering in the corners" and "emotional trauma and distress". Did this kid look like freakin sasquatch or something? It's all a bit over the top... or kids today are just weak minded.



Well the kid was naked... perhaps they feared assault with a friendly weapon.


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Man, I would have thought this was hilarious, unless the kid ran into me or something, especially if he knocked a fiestada out of my hands.


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I just want my fake beard back!

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9,000 Jello packets in the schools indoor, heated swimming pool.

Best high school prank...ever.

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Mel Kiper was just on ESPN saying that he thought this kid showed great poise and escapeability in the face of oncoming danger, had a fearsome presence, good resistance to injury, and superior stamina (after being tazered twice). He sees no reason why the Cleveland Browns would pass him up with the third pick in this years draft ousting the former OBVIOUS incumbent of Brady Quinn.

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I think this kid was just protesting the recent ban on talking while eating in the cafeteria. He was proving there are other ways to induce choking than talking with food in your mouth. Seems logical to me and I bet he got his point across.



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