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OMG... I absolutely LOATHE that second one... You think if they were gonna show it that much they would put more effort into the commercial...
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Probably.... A) it sells B) it sells from the very cheesyness and name recognition So maybe the marketing is on target? Both just grate me. 
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I hate the "head-on" commercials.....and the AWESOME AUGER commercial.....
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I would say farmersonly.com but it's been awhile since I've seen one.....thankfully.
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Any freecreditreport.com commercial 
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The Geico ones,...absurd.
I used to not like the string of Marine Corps recruiting commercials where they took the kid and mystically transposed him into some kind of magical superhero,...I did not appreciate those at all.
Conrad's Tire, seems they're the only sponsor The Tribe has. Annoying.
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Wow!!!....that was horrible... 
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I actually enjoy these jingles,...
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I used to like Geico commercials, but the new campaign with the pile of money wearing glasses just plain blows.
Viva, Viagra annoys me. You got all these guys in a cabin somewhere, singing and strumming guitars, all happy because they got wood. Where's the women?
On the radio - Andy Willoughby and The 3 Step Plan (for a home-based business). Andy Willoughby brings smarmy to a new level, somewhere north of Pat Robertson on the 700 Club. Every time I hear it I tell my wife about my 3 step plan to feed Andy Willoughby to the wolverines. 1. a pit 2. wolverines. 3. Andy Willoughby.
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Got a point Dave, where are ALL the ladies???? 
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Viva, Viagra annoys me. You got all these guys in a cabin somewhere, singing and strumming guitars, all happy because they got wood. Where's the women?
Out with guys who don't need medication? 
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You got a point. I love how the ads warn "[results] lasting longer than 4 hours are dangerous - seek medical help if that happens." Meanwhile, guys are out there thinking "whoa, 4 hours ..." and women are out there thinking "ewww, 4 hours.". 
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The Coors ad does suck. I haven't seen the "Head On" one in a while. Name recognition by repeating. Makes you want to smack em on the head. Freecreditreport and some Geico's can be OK, but the money with eyes thing is silly. Viagra..."more than 4 hours....seek medical attention". Naw, just give me a plaque or something. 
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any wendy's commercial. "it's not fast food, it's wendy's"
uh, no dude. it's fast food. it definitely is. nice try, you fooled nobody.
and i like wendy's, i don't eat a lot of fast food, but they are definitely my favorite of the chains.
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1) Any Amscot commercial 2) Any WaMu commercial 3) Any Sonny's BBQ Commercial
On a side note: Remember Buddy's Carpet? Do they still have those commercials?
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1) Any Fred Martin car commercial; 2) Just about any other car commercial (if you yell louder, maybe I'll think about coming to your dealership, but only to put my foot where the sun don't shine); 3) Any political commercial;
I will say that I absolutely LOVE any of the ads like Oxi-clean, or Popeil, or things trying to sell you that kind of stuff. The best part about those commercials is the "before" people. They make it look like your life was absolutely horrible before the product came along.
Like, how did I ever survive without a hose caddie? They show the guy, the hose is all kinked, he's got it wrapped around his neck, takes him 2 hours to reel it all in. Then, he got the hose caddie, he got a better job, he married a nymphomaniac billionaire supermodel and he was suddenly hung like a horse. I actually DVR those sometimes just so I can go back and laugh.
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i love infomercials where they show the horrible D-level actor struggling without said item.
i love when it's in black and white too. this level of production is just a step above porno. and not even good porn.
p.s. i think buddy from buddy's carpet is dead.
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I forgot about Buddy. I never really found him irritating and that is like nostalgia now. A younger woman started doing the commercials with him and someone told me that it was his wife. I think Buddy has since died.
ShamWow looks like a rip off, but I find their barker somewhat entertaining.
Hidy Honda's guy is completely irritating to my wife, but I like him.
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I got a Sham-WOW at wal-mart....it did a decent job of soaking stuff up but its not as great as they make it sound. I know i would love to punch that kid that does the commercial as hard as i could right in the face....he is annoying
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I hate the one with the guy that has that kitchen chopper - you know the one where he says, "you'll love my nuts..."
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I hate the one with the guy that has that kitchen chopper - you know the one where he says, "you'll love my nuts..."
That line CRACKS ME UP! That's the same guy as the Sham-Wow guy.
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DEATH to Sham-Wow Guy!!!
The biggest wast of DNA on TV today....
...but I'm not a hater.... really....
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I am glad I am not the only one who really doesnt like that kid.....i would love to have him stand there and just crack him as hard as I could.
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DEATH to Sham-Wow Guy!!!
The biggest wast of DNA on TV today....
...but I'm not a hater.... really....
Well apparently a Prostitute was trying to wipe his DNA off of TV and the World as they had a fight in "their" hotel room... he got arrested..
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i guess she didnt like his nuts? 
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Dude, the Coors light radio commercials are the absolute worst. - The ones where they take a song and substitute the word "hot" for "cold" - So annoying.
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The Geico commercials all pretty much annoy me from the so easy a caveman could do it to the money with eyeballs.Whoever writes their commercials is a moron.
I also hate the male enhancement ones.If you need a pill, you don't need the other IMO.
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I go with the Juice. Wifeyperson loves the gecko and it is OK. Dead heat between the cavemen ones which we agree suck and also the Jared Subway thangs, My wife carries on with 'em and will thumbwrestle me for the remote's mute button if I am too slow. Womens! 
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how about sonic commercials when you live in an area where THERE IS NO SONIC
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Ok that one wins for worst commercial ever, than commercial was so bad that it was funny. I was sitting there wondering if it was a spoof or something.
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If that's real, it is by far the worst commercial ever.
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how about sonic commercials when you live in an area where THERE IS NO SONIC
I hear you on this one....i think the nearest Sonic to me is 30 or 40 miles. 
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I hear you on this one....i think the nearest Sonic to me is 30 or 40 miles.
i used to say that all the time too until they built one in Strretsboro which is about 15 miles from me but is on my trip to work. I still dont eat there though simply because it isnt all that good.
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