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A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy says:
"Can my dog and I watch the Browns game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."
The bartender replies,
"Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Browns kick a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"
The guys answers,
"I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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Now that's hilarious right there, I dont care who yuo are...
Find what you love and let it kill you.
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awwwwwwwww....
you couldnt change that to like...Raiders? or someone else? Thats sad but true
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It has to start somehow
What better place than here?
What better time than now?"
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OOOOOuch! That one hurts.... 
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boooooooooooo 
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You suck.
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lmao... oh that hurts... but that's funny as hell
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Last week some lady at work lost her keys. She sends out an email to the building asking if anyone has seen "a set of keys with a browns key chain"
Some responses were:
I'm sure they are not in the end zone
You might want to start looking on the 1 yard line
I think Elway took them and "drove" off with them
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boooooooooooo
Oh come on....I don't care who you are...that's funny.
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that's a good one but i'm not laughing
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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that's a good one but i'm not laughing
That just is not funny at all!
![[Linked Image from i96.photobucket.com]](http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l197/thazen/brownsflag2.jpg) GO BROWNS!
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excellent joke....be careful or one of the refs will send this joke to the Smack Shack....then he'll tell you to read the Rules of the Pound.
It was funny tho...
The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, .
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that's a good one but i'm not laughing
That just is not funny at all!
now if it was about the raiders would you change your mind?
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Last week some lady at work lost her keys. She sends out an email to the building asking if anyone has seen "a set of keys with a browns key chain"
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I'm sure they are not in the end zone
You might want to start looking on the 1 yard line
Danm, now that's just brutal. I wouldn't mind knocking out those people one bit.
I think Elway took them and "drove" off with them
Find what you love and let it kill you.
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Very funny, and yet sad at the same time.  Poor Clowns
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Very funny, and yet sad at the same time.
Poor Clowns
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Now that was cold....... 
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I'm replying to myself...
I wasn't talking smack...because i am a dedicated Browns fan...but as a few fellow Dawg Talkers have pointed out; this is funny no matter who you cheer for...although I wish we didn't have a reason to laugh at this...but it is the off season and I figured we all could use a laugh...sorry you felt that this needed to be moved to the "Smack Shack"...whatever....GO BROWNS!!!
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Sad but...true
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