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Man gets glued to toilet seat at Australian mall


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Aug 24, 4:03 PM (ET)


CAIRNS, Australia (AP) - A man who used a public toilet in a shopping mall was taken to a hospital to have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared it with glue in what an official condemned Monday as a sick joke. Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58-year-old man was humiliated in the northeastern city of Cairns by the prank.

An ambulance was called to help the man after he was found stuck by fast-acting adhesive glue to a toilet seat on Saturday in the busy shopping mall.

Paramedics removed the seat from the toilet and took him to a hospital, where medical staff used industrial solvents to get it off.

Cairns local government official Di Forsyth said the man, who was not identified, was not injured but was "extremely embarrassed" by his experience.

"I'm disgusted that a gentlemen has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny," Forsyth said. "It's a sick joke."

What I want to know....who the hell sits on a public toilet without putting down a shield of TP first? Hell, if you don't have time sure.....but 99 out of 100, I'm making sure there's some level of protection. And that would have tipped me off to the glue.

Oh well.

LOL This is great.

Okay. You all talk about the good ol' days of the forum around here. So now it's time to bring'em back! What we need to do is go around the horn with a good series of cheap, tacky puns.... I'll do the honor since apparently everyone else around here is too scared to start...

Wow, bet he was down in the dumps after that

I'll be glued to this thread awaiting updates.

I'm having computer problems. It appears I'm stuck here.

Turning this into a pun thread could get a bit cheeky

This guy is going to the BUTT of many jokes, isn't he?

This thread could go down the crapper in a hurry.

So far Arch and I are tied... He's LOGGED 2 puns and I've just dumped 2 myself...

Yes but something stinks about this whole mess.

I'm wiping myself clean of this thread.

I should ROLL out of here myself.

ref....this thread needs a sticky

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... medical staff used industrial solvents to get it off.

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Now see, something like that would burn my ass.

This thread just stinks.

You people just chap my ass!

I think the guy was just stalling.

I bet after he left the hospital he was wiped out.

I'd be flushed with rage if I were on a toilet seat that long...

I'd be willing to bet that he had to wait in line at the hospital for a doctor. He was patient #2.

At least when he got to the hospital the Dr. didn't tank it, and the nurse didn't ask him if he wanted to go bowl ing .

Well waiting at the hospital is a total crapshoot sometimes...

He was probably flush with embarrassment.

I'm glad they could remove the seat, otherwise it would involve a bowl movement.

I heard the hospital charges him a charm in a leg

i'm poo pooing this story

I wonder if the hospital had to treat the guy for septic shock?

Amazing what the ER folks have to put up with in such a tankless job.

I wonder if he asked any hot nurses to jiggle the handle.

I heard the cops found the instigator and said , "Urine trouble."