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This must be a slow day on the board, because I can't believe that nobody has posted this yet.

And I'll be the first to say it...our kicker is an idiot.



NFL will review incident involving Steelers' Reed, police
Monday, October 19, 2009
By Dan Gigler and Ed Bouchette, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Jeff Reed

The NFL said today it is investigating an incident last night in which Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was wrestled to the ground by Pittsburgh police officers, placed under arrest and given multiple citations after a drunken confrontation outside a North Shore bar.

Mr. Reed's Atlanta-based agent, Don Henderson, said today, however, that his client was wrongfully detained.

"We're contesting it," Mr. Henderson said. "It involved somebody else on the team, he got out to try to help and basically got attacked by the police. He was with his parents. He got out and tried to help and evidently they didn't want to hear that. We're definitely going to contest it. It was somebody else trying to do something and Jeff ended up getting slammed in the middle."

Steelers spokesman Dave Lockett said today that the team "is still gathering details and will not have a comment until we have more information." The NFL is also investigating the incident, according to a league spokesman.

According to police, the incident occurred around 9 p.m. outside McFadden's bar, several hours after Reed kicked two field goals in the Steelers 27-14 win over Cleveland at Heinz Field.

Police had been dispatched to the 200 block of North Shore Drive for an unrelated incident when the responding officers noticed a man, later identified as Steelers tight end Matthew Spaeth, urinating outside a large, white SUV parked nearby.

The officer went to Mr. Spaeth to issue a citation when, police said, the Steelers kicker got out of the vehicle.

He refused to get back into the vehicle, which was driven by his father. Instead, Mr. Reed put up his fists and got "into a fighters stance," according to a police affidavit.

The confrontation was swift as one officer put Mr. Reed in an arm lock while a second officer forced him to the ground.

Mr. Reed continued to resist as the officers struggled to get his hands behind him to be put in cuffs, the affidavit said.

Police said the kicker smelled strongly of alcohol and he appeared to be intoxicated.

After the suspect calmed down, police issued a citation for simple assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. He was released at the scene to his father's custody, police said, and will receive a summons in the mail that will order him to court to face the charges.

It is the second time this year that Mr. Reed has had a run-in with police. Earlier this year in Westmoreland County, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after police said he damaged a paper towel dispenser and harassed employees at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria in February.

In that incident, witnesses told police that Mr. Reed, 30, went into the store bathroom and then became infuriated that there were no towels in the dispenser. He began banging on the dispenser and hurling profanities at employees, even after leaving the store.

Mr. Reed received a summary citation and was fined $543.50, which includes $210 in restitution to the store.

The NFL fined Mr. Reed $10,000 for that incident.




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Wet my pants and then took them off. Not so bad if I hadn't been in a drunk tank w/ other people watching. This included fellow O.U. students and a very scary looking guy in an orange jumpsuit w/ ankle cuffs.

Lucky for me it got me sent home early and I had no memory of it.

Remember, college students. Heck anybody. Do NOT walk home drunk ALONE. Always in a group.

No, it was 4th and 6, the 5 yard running into the kicker penalty was enough to get them the first down.

Wow.....I don't know where to begin.

I'll go with an easy one, I fell through the ceiling of my college attic while hiding from the cops after they raided our apartment. The cops were long gone when I fell...because I fell asleep/passed out while laying across the beems. I still have scars on my legs to this day. Ugh.

Whats a TE doing hanging out at a bar with a kicker.....Was it like in high school, all the cute girls have dates so you go with whats left....


Not that I ever did that, I know beauty is within.... ...the bottle

i'm gonna have to get back to you on this one.

With his past incident of acting out physically, he may face some added trouble. To me, it shows a pattern, or at least the start of one.

As for me, I was too drunk to remember the dumbest thing I've done while intoxicated. LOL!

Dumbest thing I've ever done while intoxicated?

This....



*Note- That is not really me.

christy,
I for one feel I've lost the right to make fun of your team until we can be true rivals again. I hate that I feel that way because I still cringe when I see fans wearing black and yellow but my team needs to show up consistantly before I can talk any smack.

How the hell did that guy even get to the store? I've never even witnessed someone that drunk much less been that drunk.

I'd be lying if I said I never had to grab ahold of an open refridgerator door like the guy did in the video after coming home from a long night.

It freaks you out when the door moves

20 years in the Marines ?? No comment,...

Here I thought Christy was finally going to explain to us all how the hell she ended up wit Shep

I used to work for Jeff Reeds uncle(Randy Reed) the whole family is a bunch of drunken idiots.


KING

I have never been intoxicated.

Is it me or does anyone who gets "into fighting position" equate to being a total puss?

Wish they would've tasered him or at least cracked him with the asp a few times...just for this haircut:

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I'd be too embarassed/ashamed to tell you all the answer to that question. Nothing deviant or sexual mind you, just something I don't like to think about.
It was when I was about 22.... and did I ever deserve an ass-beating for it. I didn't get one, but I deserved it.

Dumbest thing drunk:

Let's see... New Orleans 2001. 3 hours all-you-can-drink Hand Grenades. I may have passed out in the gutter in the French Quarter after slipping off the curb and spraining my ankle only to be awakened by a cop. The good part is my ankle didn't start hurting (or swelling) until well into Sunday evening when I finally sobered up.

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Anyways I'm pleading the 5th on this one.. My roomate recently was so drunk he got up in the middle of the night and peed in his dresser

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I remember back in highschool, a friend of mine stayed the night after getting hammered off some 151. He has a bathroom right off of his bedroom at home, so in his drunken state at my house, he got up in the middle of the night and walked to where he thought was his bathroom.

It was my dresser. Luckily I saw it before it started to flow. Had no interest in seeing his ..., but didn't want to clean the ... off my dresser either.

This isn't the dumbest thing I've ever done but...
... I once took a wrong turn in my apartment after getting up to use the bathroom, after sleeping a couple hours after being drunk... didn't know where I was, thought I was going to the can but did a header down a flight of stairs. 12 steps (no pun intended)

Carpet burns on my legs and back, but otherwise unhurt.
True event.

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Rachel Johnson.

I sat here for like 5 minutes thinking of all the dumbest things I've done while drunk and what's funny is that now, years later, not so much of it seems so funny when I think about it. Not to be such a turd in the punch bowl but there's a reason I haven't had a drink or drug in almost 15 years. Most of the "funny" stuff was kind of scary and/or sad.

I've woken up with all sorts of girls, girl friends' friends, a friend's wife, I've woken up in bushes and parks, a bunch of times in cars, in the back of a stranger's truck a full state away, on beaches, on a roof, on a crapper in an airport bathroom, I've missed flights, got turned away from boarding a flight home from Colorado, I've started fights, jumped in on other people's fights, stolen things, borrowed things, lost BIG things, gone to the tank a few times, the real pokey once, went to an exam in college with no shoes and vomit all over my shirt, climbed a 10 story crane in the middle of the night in the winter, filled a roommate's convertible mustang up to the top of the doors with can's and bottles on "recycling day", got a very easily provoked and slightly "slow" cousin to engage in a game of smash-em-up derby in a parking lot between me in my $400 Delta 88 and him in his mother's 1 year old Saab, threw a full beer bottle at the one guy that probably more than any person before or since had the power to make my music career and was actually trying to help me, and not so unlike the movie Pulp Fiction I had my rights to knowingly return to a certain city "revoked" by a person I never ever ever EVER would have crossed sober for being just an unbelievably stupid drunk. And I really do have booze to thank for all of it. They say things get lighter and funnier looking back as you get older but it's just about the opposite for me. I am really just lucky that I didn't kill someone.

Summer of 1999 a lads holiday in Ayia Nappa Cyprus.

We were in a bar called the British Bulldog and they had a Big Brass Bell above the bar area that they would ring when receiving tips. One of my mates was trying to kick the bell which was a good 7 feet off the ground. After a number of obviously unsuccessful attempts, another mate tried to header the bell and missed. Me being quite tall and drunk thought it was my moment to shine, so I took a run at it jumped and planted a delightful header catching the bell square on my forehead ............. it was only then that we realised the bell was actually fixed into position

Bell met forehead at speed and bell won all I remember was the sensation of my face suddenly becoming warm with my own blood..... a crazy hospital ride on the back of the bar owners moped later and I was being stitched up at the hospital.

The last few days of my holiday were spent in pain, very swollen and looking like a pint of guinness .... my stunning tan was offset by my head being wrapped in a huge turban like bandage, hence the Guinness comparison!

I went back to the bar in 2005 when my friend got married in Cyprus. The same guy who took me on the moped still owned the bar ..... when I pointed to the bell and said you dont recognise me do you? the guy ran his thumb over my forehead to check for the scar!!! alot of laughs and drinks followed!

Yes I was young and stupid

DAMN ROOKIES

Really, in all my years of drinking, I've never done anything dumb...Now the people around me who get blamed for things happening thats a diffrent story.


But mine did have something to do with a dust buster, duct tape, bag of ice & a bottle of strawberry boones farm.

I think I could write a novel of Moby Dick length with mine.

Being a Navy Vet and Recovering Alcoholic, I could fill volumes of books, the most stupid thing I did, hands down was drive a car, but I'll never be able to explain how I got one pant leg off over my work boot, it must have been quite the effort because I gave up on the other leg

Well 3 of us were intoxicated. Our 1 friend a bit more than us . We decided what could be more fun than to take him to Walmart at 3am and then hide from him while he wanders the store looking for us.

It didn't go so well cause he went straight for the toy isle where he puked his guts up then layed down in it and went to sleep.

After trying to wake him, we eventually had to carry a vomit soaked friend out of the store. We put him in the bed of the truck. Drove him home, put him on the bench by his front door and left.

What's the dumbest thing I ever did while Drunk.....

I don't remember,, I was too drunk

Might as well start now... the absolute dumbest thing....

One night in DC at about 3:30 am, I decided that I was going to swim across the tidal basin (for no apparent reason) from the cherry blossoms to the Jefferson Memorial. So in jeans and shoes and everything I jumped into that nasty water... I might have made it (even though it was a LOT farther than it looked) but on the other side, was about a 5 foot stone wall. Even if I made it, I couldn't get out. Fortunately for me, there were paddle boats for rent there and my buddy stole one and paddled out to save me.... I honestly could have drowned then y'all could have made fun of what an idiot I was... and I would have deserved it.....