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I was around 23, and my landlord found me passed out naked on the front porch ...He help's me in and there is my girlfriend passed out on the sofa ....I ended up married to her

I dont remember the dumbest thing, I can name a few but I got a healthy daughter out of it

But the referees could tell you a few things Ive said drunk that got me banned once or maybe twice. Spelling...or getting names of who played where or when....etc

I guess I'll cave into the thread.

After 3/4 of a fifth of Evan Williams (I don't know why, but I've always been all about cheap whiskey) I ended up knocking over a beer pong table twice in an hour by simply stumbling into it (almost got beat up for that) and then eventually passed out at some point after being loud and obnoxious (and apparently emotional, too...).

How did I pass out? My hood from my sweatshirt (don't worry, I didn't disgrace a Browns sweatshirt) caught on the coat hanger on a door and I just blacked out and rested there for a couple hours standing up...

Proposed

The dumbest things I ever did drunk was drive, never too drunk but drunk enough, and this one chick that if I saw her sober I was so ashamed I wouldnt have pointed her out to anybody.

Found out the hard way that the Italian Caribenari ( State Police ) have almost zero amount of humor when it comes to their neat little hats although they are wicked quick with a baton .

And the update........Jeff Reed says the cops attacked him. Here's an idea moron....DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!!!

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Steelers' Reed disputes charges
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
By Dan Gigler and Ed Bouchette, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The agent for Steelers kicker Jeff Reed said yesterday that his client will contest multiple citations issued to Mr. Reed Sunday night after he was forced to the ground and arrested during a confrontation with police outside a North Side bar.

A spokesman for the NFL said the league also is investigating the incident, involving Mr. Reed and tight end Matt Spaeth, who was cited for disorderly conduct after a police officer said he saw Mr. Spaeth urinating in a parking lot.


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Mr. Reed's Atlanta-based agent, Don Henderson, said that his client was wrongfully detained.

"We're contesting it," Mr. Henderson said. "It involved somebody else on the team, he got out to try to help and basically got attacked by the police. He was with his parents. He got out and tried to help and evidently they didn't want to hear that. ... It was somebody else trying to do something and Jeff ended up getting slammed in the middle."

Mr. Reed met with the Steelers yesterday to explain his side of the story, Mr. Henderson said.

Steelers spokesman Dave Lockett said yesterday that the team "is still gathering details and will not have a comment until we have more information." The NFL is also investigating the incident, a league spokesman said.

According to police, the confrontation occurred around 9 p.m. Sunday outside McFadden's bar, several hours after Mr. Reed kicked two field goals in the Steelers' 27-14 victory over Cleveland at Heinz Field.

Police had been dispatched to the 200 block of North Shore Drive for an unrelated incident when the responding officers noticed a man, later identified as Mr. Spaeth, urinating outside a large, white SUV.

The officer was taking information from Mr. Spaeth to issue a citation when, police said, Mr. Reed got out of the passenger side of the vehicle.

He refused to get back into the vehicle, which was driven by his father. Instead, Mr. Reed put up his fists and got "into a fighter's stance," according to a police affidavit.

One officer put Mr. Reed in an arm lock while a second officer forced him to the ground. Mr. Reed continued to resist as the officers struggled to get his hands behind him to be put in cuffs, the affidavit said.

Police said Mr. Reed smelled strongly of alcohol and appeared to be intoxicated.

Police issued a citation for simple assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. He was released at the scene to his father's custody, police said, and will receive a summons in the mail that will order him to court to face the charges.

Dave Ganser, the manager on duty at McFadden's, said that Mr. Reed and Mr. Spaeth had been in the bar before the incident occurred. Mr. Ganster characterized Mr. Reed as a regular patron of McFadden's and personal friend and said that Mr. Reed has never been the source of any problems.

"I think the incident is being blown out of proportion because he's a name that people know," Mr. Ganster said, adding, "There were two people Tased and five people arrested near our building on Sunday, and no one did a story on them."

It is the second time this year that Mr. Reed has had a run-in with police. Earlier this year in Westmoreland County, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after police said he damaged a paper towel dispenser and harassed employees at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria in February.

In that incident, witnesses told police that Mr. Reed, 30, went into the store bathroom and then became infuriated that there were no towels in the dispenser. He began banging on the dispenser and hurling profanities at employees, even after leaving the store.

Mr. Reed received a summary citation and was fined $543.50, which included $210 in restitution to the store. The NFL fined Mr. Reed $10,000 for that incident.

Mr. Reed is in the final season of a four-year contract that will pay him $1,375,000 in 2009. He would become an unrestricted free agent if the Steelers do not re-sign him by March.

He first signed as a rookie free agent on Nov. 20, 2002, after a kicking tryout in the middle of the week at Heinz Field. He has been a dependable kicker, especially at home in what are often less-than-ideal circumstances for kickers with the tricky winds and the oftentimes sloppy surface at Heinz Field.

Mr. Reed has made 169 of 206 career field goal tries and ranks second in franchise history with 742 points, behind former kicker Gary Anderson with 1,343. He also has been a clutch kicker, making 22 of 25 field goal tries in the last two minutes of games and in overtime. He did miss two field goal tries in Chicago this year in a 3-point Steelers loss. He is 7 of 10 this season on field goal attempts.

Jim McKinnon contributed to this report. Dan Gigler can be reached at dgigler@post-gazette.com. Ed Bouchette can be reached at ebouchette@post-gazette.com.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09293/1006810-66.stm#ixzz0UVC86GFU

Even if you think your innocent and the cops are trying to put handcuffs on you, why would you fight it? You have to know that nothing good will come out of resisting arrest. I think his ego had something to do with it.

Him trying to bring another player into this whether he was helping him or not just shows me something about his character. Helping out a teammate has nothing to do with the towel dispenser, cursing employees, resisting arrest, or bieing drunk.

If Mr. Reed attacks one more defensless towel dispenser he deserves to get suspended. Hes already attacked 2

Roid rage isnt uncommen amongst Steelers

Quit ruining my thread!

My buddy and I sat in a bathtub in the middle of our relatively busy street at about midnight and had one of our other roommates try to push us down the street. I have no clue how a car didn't crest the hill where we were and kill us all.

When I went to get out, I put my foot right through the side. I was very puzzled the next morning when I woke up and my one jeans leg was covered in blood.

*Edit* A buddy of mine is a cop and he was at a convention of some sort in New Orleans. Well, he and his friends just got blitzed one night. He got separated from them but eventually stumbled back to their hotel.

At the hotel, he went to his room and realized he didn't have his key. So, he started pounding on the door for his friend to let him in. His buddy says "go away!" So my buddy starts pounding louder and absolutely screaming "let me in or I'm going to [freaking] kill you!" He keeps pounding and pounding and pounding and yelling and yelling and yelling. His friend keeps saying "go away! go away!"

Well, my buddy is livid at this point, but for some reason, he looks and notices that he's standing outside room 501. His room is room 401. He took the elevator to the wrong floor.

So here's some innocent guy in his room sleeping when some moron starts pounding on his door and yelling that he's going to kill him.

I could only imagine both of their faces.

um.....lets see...

Put my fist through a car window........single-handedly destroyed a house party......set myself on fire.......played catch the hatchet.........threw a road sign through a houses bay windows.......

Tried to push a bottomed-out Jeep up over a ridge.....gone bumper-skiing.......ghetto-surfed a cornfield............tried to drive by dead-reckoning (without brushing the snow off my windshield)........tried to hydroplane acrossed high water.........played in 5 back-to-back losing efforts in caps..........decided that this is a great place to pull over and sleep this one off......Kara.............Tamara..................Amanda.............Ecstacy and pink cowboy hats..........Naked Drunk Driving.........


I could go on forever. Close to a decade under the influence and some real nutty and stupid adventures. I should write a book.

It should be more like, "Who's the dumbest thing you've done while intoxicated..."

Now someone needs to start a "What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while smoking weed?" thread. There would probably be 1 or 2 responses and they will all be about eating too much or I forgot about something.

sad part is one of these things is legal and one isn't.

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sad part is one of these things is legal and one isn't.

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Almost all of the stories involve being incredibly drunk and doing something stupid in public... that's not legal.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while intoxicated?

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OK...........Thanks for proving my point.

The point is people do stupid things when they have been drinking. I have rarely seen the same thing when people smoke weed. However with that being said one of these drugs is legal and one isn't.