Well, after getting embarassed once again here are a few suggestions for Clown fans. Since you guys saved your team by sending a ton of faxes and telephone calls to the league offices, this should be no problem.
1) Suggest to the league to cut the field down to 50 yards when the Browns offense takes the field while, your opponent will still have a normal 100 yard field. Hopefully this will help you guys end the long TD drought.
2) Suggest to the league to initiate an in season draft. All other 31 teams will designate one offensive player and one defensive player to be up for selection in this draft. After teams select players the Browns will have two weeks to prepare and then draft 10-15 players from a pool of 62. This will hopefully help land some players who actually may be able to make some type of impact for your "franchise".
Well Clown fans Fax, email, and call away assuming you know how to use telephones and computers.
