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#437131 11/17/09 06:31 PM
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Well, after getting embarassed once again here are a few suggestions for Clown fans. Since you guys saved your team by sending a ton of faxes and telephone calls to the league offices, this should be no problem.



1) Suggest to the league to cut the field down to 50 yards when the Browns offense takes the field while, your opponent will still have a normal 100 yard field. Hopefully this will help you guys end the long TD drought.

2) Suggest to the league to initiate an in season draft. All other 31 teams will designate one offensive player and one defensive player to be up for selection in this draft. After teams select players the Browns will have two weeks to prepare and then draft 10-15 players from a pool of 62. This will hopefully help land some players who actually may be able to make some type of impact for your "franchise".

Well Clown fans Fax, email, and call away assuming you know how to use telephones and computers.

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glad to see you need to feel better about yourself....

but, even if the Bengals don't fold and miss the playoffs yet again this year (and I certainly wouldn't count that out)....then, you would only tie the Browns for number of playoff appearances since 1990.

despite the Browns being gone for 3 seasons....despite the Browns being an expansion franchise in 1999....in spite of the lousy management of the Browns since we have been back.

if we go back to 1980, then you're still losing even with this year.
if we go back to 1968, then you're still losing even with this year.

and of course, if we go back further, we have multiple championships and you have....well, you have nothing.

so neither of our teams has won anything since 1964, but we've been competitive and in the playoffs more often....and we do have trophies, while you have nothing.

good day and please make sure you tell your mother to stay away from PBS as I would hate for her to get within spitting distance of Larry Johnson.


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Quote:

assuming you know how to use telephones and computers.




And your mommy probably helped you type this.

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Just a suggestion




Here's one for you. Look at this graph and tell me what team is missing.

http://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/29522970


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the pottsville maroons?


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