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Hey Clown fans just wanted to say you all have my sympathy.

Are you all looking forward to Seneca Wallace taking snaps under center this year? Man the Browns offense is going to be loaded with a dual threat QB along with Massaquoi, Stuckey, and Robiskie at WR. Evan Moore at tight end? What will opposing defenses do to stop this vaunted offense?

You guys better hope the Browns draft help for the secondary in April or it will be 0-6 in the division for you. Do you fans honestly believe the Browns secondary can keep up with Ward, Holmes, Boldin, Ocho, and soon to be Bengal T.O.?

Certainly sad for you Dawg Pounders to think about. At least you guys have the Indians.

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2009 stats:

Seneca Wallace 65% 81.9 QB rating
Carson Palmer 60% 83.6 QB rating

in 2008 when Seneca got 8 starts, he had a 87 QB rating. It's not world-beating, but neither is Carson who had the same 87 rating in 2007 (and a 69 rating in 2008 before getting injured)

And TO? Really? 3 years ago, sure that would scare me. Now he has been on a steady decline for those 3 straight years and is turning 37 next season.

Ocho is more concerned about winning dance contests at this point of his career than playing football.

surprised you didn't add coke-head Matt Jones to the list.



epic failure. glad to see some things remain the same.


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I heard they were bringing in Antonio Bryant for a visit as well.

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The Bengals won't have a winning season this year. I guarantee it.

And at least we finally got credibility in the organization...whereas you guys still have Mikey Brown

Oh...and if TO signs with you guys, he'll destroy your locker room. It'll be fun watching it

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First of all let's get something straight...it is the Bungles that need sympathy, not the Browns. Palmer sucks. OsoStinko pretty much sucks. Your owner sucks.

Oh, and TO and Bryant suck too.


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You should have our sympathy when you sign T.O.........But you won't, because you guy's bring it on yourself. T.O is going to rip that locker room apart worse than it already is. LOL, good luck with that.

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Certainly sad for you Dawg Pounders to think about. At least you guys have the Indians.




And the Cavs, who will bring in a championship before any team in Cincinnati.


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Nothing posted since January 11th and this is the best you can do?Pathetic !!!!!!!
We like it better when you are gone.Doesn't clutter up the board with so much BS.

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pathetic smack followed by silence when exposed....typical bengal fan.


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. Do you fans honestly believe the Browns secondary can keep up with Ward, Holmes, Boldin, Ocho, and soon to be Bengal T.O.?





fail.

it's funny how a few months after your team and kicker choked away a playoff game, you show up...

seriously dude, you're trolling.

oh by the way, i don't know if you know this or not...

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Don't bring up Shayne Graham. I heard the dude tried to commit suicide after the playoff game, because he felt so bad.


Fortunately for him, he was unable to kick the chair out from under himself.



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Don't bring up Shayne Graham. I heard the dude tried to commit suicide after the playoff game, because he felt so bad.


Fortunately for him, he was unable to kick the chair out from under himself.




LMFAO
I thought he kicked the can after that PATHETIC playoff game?

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I thought he kicked the can after that PATHETIC playoff game?




Well, he TRIED...

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Hi troll how are you? Go away and never come back

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The Bengals won't have a winning season this year. I guarantee it.



Hey, I'll make a bold prediction too. Ready for it? Jake Delhomme with throw more INT's than TD's this year.

Every year it's the same thing. Clowns fans thump their chests and brag about how many good moves they've made and how this is their year. You guys released one of your better OLman in Fraley and have yet to upgrade the offense. You can't seriously be excited about the looming QB competition between Delhomme and Wallace.

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You can't seriously be excited about the looming QB competition between Delhomme and Wallace.




I can't understand why Bungle fans think Palmer is their answer either.Since he got hurt,he is gun shy as hell,can't win the big games that count,and is way overrated even though you obviously think he's the best thing since sliced bread by your username.

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The Bengals won't have a winning season this year. I guarantee it.



Hey, I'll make a bold prediction too. Ready for it? Jake Delhomme with throw more INT's than TD's this year.

Every year it's the same thing. Clowns fans thump their chests and brag about how many good moves they've made and how this is their year. You guys released one of your better OLman in Fraley and have yet to upgrade the offense. You can't seriously be excited about the looming QB competition between Delhomme and Wallace.




1) Fraley became expendable when Alex mack stepped up and became better then him and when we brought in pashos
2) i still fail to see how any bengals fan can talk smack when they have had 2 winning seasons since the last super bowl ans this is within a 5 year stretch.
3) i'll make a bold predicition since I live in cincinnati.. when the bengals start losing agian I wont hear the saintsw ripped off moniker who dey and I'lkl see less and less bungals jerseys.
4) can't wait to see the battle of WR ego's that will happen this year when braynt Whins he isnt getting pass to enough when OHSOSTINKO whines he isnt getting the ball enough and benson whines he isnt getting the ball enough and shuts down


seriously have your team get two winning seasons in a row within a 20 yuear spam and come back and talk smack more people might start to take you and the bungals a little more seriously untill then

THE TEAM AND FANS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS

(psst evenones been a fan their whole lives too right


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The great news about the Bengals' future is by the time Palmer retires due to injury and playing on a team full of D-bags, Big Rape will likely be coming off his suspension and/or getting out of jail. Perfect situation for them.


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Your a Bengals fan and your trying to give other teams fans sympathy Oh man that's classic. You can keep it for yourselfd as you need it WAY more than we do.


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First of all let's get something straight...it is the Bungles that need sympathy, not the Browns. Palmer sucks. OsoStinko pretty much sucks. Your owner sucks.

Oh, and TO and Bryant suck too.




Ok, Michelle just to set YOU straight, the Bengals do not suck & here is why:

2009 Results:

*The Bengals SWEPT the Pittsburgh Steelers (With Pig Ben at QB)
*The Bengals SWEPT the Baltimore Ratbirds
*The Bengals SWEPT the Cleveland Clowns
*The Bengals won the AFC north outright & went to the playoffs.

*The Cleveland Clowns finished in LAST place AGAIN! I am afraid it is the Clowns that suck not the Bengals, are we straight now?

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one year that was a statistical anomaly does not erase the 20+ years of history prior to it.


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...& went to the playoffs




How'd that go for you?


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Carson Palmer is a choke artist.They don't call them the bungals for nothing. If you win 7 games this year you will be lucky. If your a bungal fan you are a load

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All that and you were still watching the Super Bowl with the Bungles not in it.What did you accomplish?Not a damn thing.
Every team plays to go to the big game.Anything less is a wasted season.Ask any football player.

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How incredibly boring. Just because the Bungals swept some teams doesn't mean they were any GOOD. Everyone (except YOU it seems) knows they were playing like crap last season.

The Bengals always suck and always will. That's just a simple fact of life.


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one year that was a statistical anomaly does not erase the 20+ years of history prior to it.




The Bengals have been to the playoffs TWICE in the last 5 years, your Cleveland Ciowns ZERO, so much for your anomoly. Losing is in the past for us but there is lots more to come for Clowns.

Nuff Said

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And you were one and done both times.Makes ya' proud don't it Medgirl.
Hard to believe someone would beat on their chest over that.

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Losing is in the past for us




I agree....losing is in the past for the bungles. It's also in the present and in the future. Losing defines your team's entire existence. A winning season is a fluke for the lowly bungles. Historical fact bears this out. Two winning seasons in the last 21 years. Damn, I almost feel sorry for you.


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one year that was a statistical anomaly does not erase the 20+ years of history prior to it.




The Bengals have been to the playoffs TWICE in the last 5 years, your Cleveland Ciowns ZERO, so much for your anomoly. Losing is in the past for us but there is lots more to come for Clowns.

Nuff Said

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you are right, it is more of an outlier than an anomaly

and you are happy about being in the playoffs twice in the past 5 years and winning no playoff games and not being thought of by anyone as a possible contender?

at least our owner is attempting to fix our issues by hiring football people to take over. your owner sees posts like that one and pats himself on the back for a job well done (and fires a scout on his way out of the office to cut back on costs).


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We got the Indians because we got first pick. The Dreds? Spare me. Talk fast, talk, early talk often; quick before reality bites you in the arse. OchoStinko can't dance, TO is a fading star. I REALLY loved watching the judge read him the riot act after his sissy waltz or whatever. Silly man. For the Cincitucky Bungles . . . Well, football is the distraction, kinda gets in the way of the court dates,, self hype, ego feeding and such. Carson who?


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The Bengals have been to the playoffs TWICE in the last 5 years, your Cleveland Ciowns ZERO, so much for your anomoly. Losing is in the past for us but there is lots more to come for Clowns.




What is a Ciowns?


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Quote: The Bengals won't have a winning season this year. I guarantee it.

How do you figure that when we had a winning season last year?

The Bengals swept you Clowns & also the Steelers & Rats & went to the Playoffs for the second time in 5 years AND we have the same cast of characters coming back + some great draft picks. Trust me you Clowns finished in last place the last 3 years & I don't see that changing this year with who Seneca Wallace & washed up Jake Delhomme, Give me a break!

You Clowns will finish in the division cellar again, no doubt.


I only have one word for you Cleveland Clowns.

WHO DEY!!!

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You think that just because you had a winning season last year your going to have another one this year?


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I only have one word for you Cleveland Clowns.

WHO DEY!!!

What's the ONE word?

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LMFAO! Medboy can't count to one.


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Lmao typical bungal fan who can't count. Who Dey is two words.

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Lmao typical bungal fan who can't count. Who Dey is two words.




Well, technically she's right. "Who" is the only word in his attempt at a sentence. "Dey" is not a word anywhere in the english language - other than in cincy.

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OK, so I forgot the hyphen.

WHO-DEY!!

Is that better? Actually we created the word so it can be one or two words, our choice & for the record, those Aints fans stole our Who-Dey & turned it into Who-Dat, what the heck does that mean? What kind of English is that?

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How do you figure that when we had a winning season last year?




Gee I don't know ... possibly the fact that the Bungles haven't had back to back winning seasons since 1976-77.


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