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So who wants to bet that this guy never gets another date as long as he lives? lol

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TSA Worker Arrested After Jokes, Fight About Size of Genitalia

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A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning following an altercation with a fellow screener, Hugh Osorno, Tuesday evening. Negrin is facing assault charges for allegedly beating Osorno with a baton in the airport's parking lot, NBC Miami reported.

Negrin had been embarrassed and enraged by constant ribbing from his colleagues after a training session with a "Whole Body Imaging" machine, according to the police affidavit.

"The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report.

Negrin showed up for work as usual Wednesday and can be seen in the uniform blue shirt and epaulets of the TSA in his booking photo. Osorno suffered abrasions on his back and arms from the attack, police said

They have the air conditioning way too low in that room, it was cold.

maybe he had just gone swimming before he got to work!


poor guy, your right he probably wont get another date + lose his job + may go to jail...

I do genuinly feel bad for this little guy

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

Size doesn't matter.


Seriously.


It doesn't, right????

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Seriously, consideration his limitations how nuts could the guy go?

SO he was upset and cold-cocked the guy. What's the story?

I guess beating the guy with a nightstick is better than suing him for sexual harrassment...

violence is never the answer.

he should have been a bigger man than that.

He deserves punishment, but he probably won't get hung for this.

It must have been terrible for him but there was no need to go off half cocked

It takes balls to stand up to a bully.

I'm just happy that this proves it will be difficult for terrorists to sneak a small package through security.

he was upset that he couldn't follow Teddy's advice to speak softly but carry a big stick.

Wow, I'm shocked to see that those rent-a-cop airport security pukes are misusing the technology.

I mean, since they get paid barely more than minimum wage, it should be expected that they approach their workplace and tools with respect. I bet they've never used that machine to look at a passenger's body and gossip.

God bless U.S. airport security. Keep up the good work.

What he was really mad about was being denied access to the VIP Members' Lounge.

wow, dude really got the shaft in this case.

I once told a woman, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

Her responce.... Who want's to go to the ocean in a canoe?

Yeah, I could see why he might get a little testy.

This seems like a classic example of "Much ado about nothing."



I predict this short story will probably peter out on its own. No staying power.



That's right- nuttin' to see here folks....

Sounds like "The Man" was keeping the little guy down.

yeah... he should stand up for his rights...

There should be something in the Penial Code about that.

It's not that big around, but it sure is short.

Friday Puns aside, I find it disturbing that the imaging device that is being installed is capable of showing this.


Sorry, didn't mean to be such a little ... and derail the pun thread.

On his back?? Was he trying to run away? What a weenie!

Sounds like the accuser may not have been up to the task himself.

it takes a big man to rise to the occasion.

It may be little but it's cute

Hey I'm a grower not a show-er

and I bet none of you knew my real name was Rolando

I once went out with a girl who upon seeing me naked said 'Who are you going to please with that?"


I looked at her, smiled, and said "Me".

If the size of a mans hands and feet really ment anything I could still wear a size 1 shoe and need to hands to hold a pencil