I pray you stay a safe distance away from your QB. He especially seems to have issues in the offseason. Keep shep close when you go out, I hear he's in town for workouts right now.
tis not Christy we should worry about but if memory serves, she has 2 lovely daughters in that late teenage range that Big Ben finds particularly appealing.
Quote: tis not Christy we should worry about but if memory serves, she has 2 lovely daughters in that late teenage range that Big Ben finds particularly appealing.
that's easy enough to guard them. just have them wear Browns jerseys at all times.
Ben will curl up in a ball and start crying at the memory of those jerseys taking him to the ground 8 times the last time he saw them on the field.
And he'll hear that gentle voice in the back of what passes for his mind ......
"Here chickie chickie chickie ........ "
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Quote: tis not Christy we should worry about but if memory serves, she has 2 lovely daughters in that late teenage range that Big Ben finds particularly appealing.
that's easy enough to guard them. just have them wear Browns jerseys at all times.
Ben will curl up in a ball and start crying at the memory of those jerseys taking him to the ground 8 times the last time he saw them on the field.
You got me there...I'm sure Ben is scared to death of the Browns now.
You got me there...I'm sure Ben is scared to death of the Browns now.
Hell with his O-line I'd be scared of catholic school girls
That's what the Browns PA guy should play before the Steeler's first offensive snap this year:
RHCP's "Catholic School Girls Rule"
or we could be more blatant and just go with Nirvana's 'Rape Me' or NIN's 'Closer'
of course, the signs will come out in full force:
"<stop sign> means <stop sign>" "The rapist needs a therapist" "NV/GA girls say Big Ben not so big" "only 48 states where Ben hasn't been arrested for rape...for now"
I just hope the whole crowd chants "Here chickee chickee chickee" every time the Squeelers have the ball.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Christy is back. Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice jokes of my youth keep popping up lately. Looks like the bar has been set yet again for decency, morality, and judgment. Probably should wear the helmet when riding so it doesn't end up like this. Welcome back, C.
"Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880
Quote: Actually The Clowns & the Steelers BOTH suck. Why do I say that?
Because your brain was denied oxygen at birth?
No ..... it's because ... well .... a picture is worth a thousand words ....
Here's Medmann in all his glory .....
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
You poor delusional Cleveland Clowns crack me up. You've won NOTHING at all in 48 Years & the Bengals have completely OWNED you the last 5 years. I think it's you Clowns that did not get enough O2 at birth or maybe you've been drinking too much of that dirty lake water up there.
P.S. - The last time I checked the Bengals have 2 AFC championship trophies down at PBS, that hardly constitutes nothing. Not only that your so-called championship trophies that you won before the merger & before Super Bowl 1 are irrelevent & forgotten by all but you.
We might blow worse, but you blow better..... you blow as well as any team that's been in the league as long as the bungles. Seriously, to have never won a championship, ever? That's extreme blowitude.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul. - John Muir
Cincinnati Bengals Franchise Encyclopedia Regular Season Record (all-time) : 282-360-2 Playoff Record (all-time) : 5-9 (Last appearance after 2009 season) Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 2 appearances Championships Won: 0 linktobengalslackofchampionshipseverinthehistoryoftheearth
What's goin on Michael?
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