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I know this is the first post that I have started, but how does the rest of you all feel about the upcoming season in the AFC North? Who do you think will do well after draft day and the pre-season? Who will "back / predict" what they say now without "changing their respective positions" during the course of the season? Well, I'll start; AFC North Ravens Bengals Browns Steelers I know that is going to rub a few people the wrong way...How do you all feel about this division ALONE???? 
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Too early to predict, but if I were backed into a corner, I'd have to say... 1) Bengals- The Brown family & Marvin Lewis take half of the teams cap money, invest it in house arrest ankle bracelets & the Bengals go without an arrest.  2) Ravens- McNair doesn't put together another good year & gets injured while Ravens start to show their age. 3) Steelers- Too many question marks with a new coaching staff. 4) Browns- Sorry, I don't have all night to explain why they remain in the cellar. Still 8-10 players away (2 drafts & 2 free agencies) so ask me in 2008. Unfortunately, I have to be a realist, but still LOVE the Browns!!
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Ravens- too good d
Steelers- they'll bounce back
bengals- too many people in jail
browns- we suck!
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Smack shack homerism reigns:
1. Browns
2. Steelers
3&4: Whoever keeps the most players out of jail and on the field between the bungholes and the ratbirds will be 3rd.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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Smack shack homerism reigns:
I agree
1. Browns
2. Who cares
3. Who cares
4. Who cares
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The Bend-over-girls will somehow manage to double their crime rate, and Marvin Lewis is given a deputy position in Cincitucky, leading to the first ever arrest on the field. However, the player he arrest isn't his own player, but Ray Lewis for false testimony and is locked up with the rest of the Bengirls team. Carson Palmer will blast his team again in which he calls his team " a bunch of thugs." then runs off to SoCal to cry. Cincy fans look on in disbelief as Akili Smith returns to Cincy and actually wins a game, but proceed to lose 15 and their fans still brag about how they had a few probowlers last year and the former pro bowl MVP. Somehow they lose even more respect than what they already had. Oh and the Steelers will suck...and Rothlisburger will somehow manage to miss those tricky parked cars this year.
you had a good run Hank.
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Way way WAY too early to even register a guess. But I would like to thank you for putting the Steelers in last place, Mikey!  Let's just see if I post a birthday thread for you next year!
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 Sorry Hon....I figured I'd speak to you in Baltimorese........
Just so you know, Cincy will be changing their name to the Riker Bengals 
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3. Who cares
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YEA
But it's a toss up between the Bungals and Ratbirds like everybody else said..
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Another prediction would be that the Bengals top their arrest total from last year.
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Over/Under - 5.5 - Bengals players arrested after the draft through the Super Bowl next year?
As far as the division goes:
Bengals (I see them fixing a lot of the junk that kept them down in 06)
Ravens (the loss to the Colts will haunt them into a funk)
Steelers (new coaches will struggle to define the new Steelers)
Browns (better, but not by much)
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Sorry Hon....I figured I'd speak to you in Baltimorese........
There's no such language. The correct term is obviously Baltimoron. 
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Ravens 11-5
Bengals 10-6
Steelers 7-9
Clowns 3-13
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I love Browns fans. This doesn't really belong in the smack shack, but you guys and girls are so honest, realistic, and so darn cute!
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I love Browns fans.
From any bungal but you...this would be sig material.
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Ravens 11-5
Bengals 10-6
Steelers 7-9
Clowns 3-13
Steelers 15-1
Browns 13-3
Bungles 6-10
Criminals 2-14 
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Sorry Hon....I figured I'd speak to you in Baltimorese........
There's no such language. The correct term is obviously Baltimoron.
From Down under no less........
Gidday Matey......
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Browns 16-0 Ravens 3-13 Steelers 3-13 Bungles 0-16
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Ray Lewis GETS stabbed,instead of stabbing someone else. He will then earn the title of "defensive bleeder" of the Ratbirds instead of their defensive leader.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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And our TWO wins will be another SWEEP and EMBARRASSMENT of your Steelers.
Btw.. Have you finished checking those "other two drives"?? LMAO!! What is it going on three weeks now?
You know I really don't care chumps, as long as i can have the Supreme Enjoyment in seeing your Criminals go ONE & DONE again. Seriously almost anything is worth that.
What happened last season with us was an abbreviation , so don't expect for it to ever come around your way again. By the way, who leads the series between us? Just numbers please. 
Now getting on to more important matters at hand>>>
Excuse me while i sing my FAV song yet again.
ONE & DONE LMFAO.. OH ONE & DONE CRIMINALS. LOL.
CRAMPS PAIN KNOWS NO BOUNDS--WHY? BECAUSE HIS CRIMINALS WENT ONE AND FREAKING DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just to think, criminals run away with the division with a 13 & 3 record , A FIRST round bye no less, and to top it off, Home Field Advantage and what do they do with it? All together now--------
ONE AND DONE . LOL LOL LOL LOL It's a gift that keeps on giving i tell ya
I'm serious when i say i cant get enough of it, and still, even to this day, LMFAO. Actually sends me into a laughing seizure of sorts.
Now what was that you were saying Cramps?
Oh and Cramps, about the remaining Drive where your posts from 04 still resides. Tried but couldn't access it, so i had to send it out to a friend of mine who owns a data retrieval company. They were finally able to access it using what he calls Clean Room technique and I'll be getting back by the end of this week if not sooner. You'll be happy to know my friend who fixed the drive took a quick look and found a folder called BROWNS POSTINGS 2004 . 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cant wait to see what your excuse will be when i post what you had to say about the 15 & 1, 04 steelers. this is gonna be fun. You may want to take that vacation to the Bahama's now Oh Chump of Chimps. All i can tell you is get ready for laughter to rein down upon your head neck and shoulders here once i post it, and again, I'm sure ALL of us will be waiting with baited breath to see what excuse you Throw up then . Throw being the operative word here.
So tell me Cramps, how does it really feel to be part of ONE & DONE?
BwahahahahahahahahahahBwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BwahahahahahahahahahahBwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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2. Who cares
3. Who cares
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This would be correct if we were discussing the draft order for the 2008 draft, but this thread is actually about the AFC North standings for 2007. Just thought I'd clear that up.
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Hey Christy and GM, I think I want to hire steel to look for Hoffa, the crop circles and Bigfoot along with Nessie, Do you think he can do it???? LET IT GO MAN, LET IT GO......... 
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While he's at it, he can look for my socks that mysteriously disappear in my dryer all of the time.
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Nice sig.....is that the Pittsburgh "first date position"? 
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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I don't know, why don't you ask your girlfriend/cousin? 
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I predict that Big Ben throws more picks in 2007 than he did in 2006, shattering Bradshaw's record!
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Tell you what, let's see if your pathetic joke of a team can even win FIVE games then talk trash.
Win a playoff game. When was the last time? When the Towers fell? Damn.
" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Win a playoff game. When was the last time? When the Towers fell? Damn.
Make the playoffs. Especially after winning it all just ONE year before. Don't get embarrassed in two games 58-7. Damn!! Has any other team beat the crap out of the Steelers that badly??
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Yeah, I'm sure you don't care since you look so foolish and immature going on-and-on about some team being one & done. I'd rather go one & done instead of NONE & DONE like a certain joke of a team that is in the NFL and resides in Pittsburgh.  Did you also go on the Chargers, Eagles, and Chiefs board telling them how they were one & done? And what happened last year between the Ravens and Steelers was an ABBREVIATION huh? Uh English Genius, did you mean ABERRATION? Hook on phonics does not work for SteelTheBest!! Who leads the all-time series you ask? The Steelers 14-9. It use to be 11-3 Steelers. Looks like a matter of time before that all-time series lead for the Steelers is history. And as I've said Mr. "I can't comprehend English", if by chance you fine from 2004 that I said the Steelers were a failure, so what. I've already said I will admit I was wrong. But you and I know you don't have jack. So why you continue to play this silly, pointless, absurd game is beyond me. You have some deep rooted issues Steel. Must be that horse pee beer you all drink in Pittsburgh or the dust from those abandon coal mines must be retarding what little common sense you have left. Quote:
Oh and Cramps, about the remaining Drive where your posts from 04 still resides. Tried but couldn't access it, so i had to send it out to a friend of mine who owns a data retrieval company. They were finally able to access it using what he calls Clean Room technique and I'll be getting back by the end of this week if not sooner. You'll be happy to know my friend who fixed the drive took a quick look and found a folder called BROWNS POSTINGS 2004 .
I'll leave this quote from you with a hearty BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You are sad boy!! Real freaken sad!! Grow-up.
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Must be that horse pee beer you all drink in Pittsburgh
See WC!! For your information its called "Iron City Beer"!! No self respecting horse would come within 1,000 miles of the plant that brews that crap..
I now return you to your regualarly scheduled smackfest..
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Must be that horse pee beer you all drink in Pittsburgh
See WC!! For your information its called "Iron City Beer"!! No self respecting horse would come within 1,000 miles of the plant that brews that crap..
I now return you to your regualarly scheduled smackfest..
I'll have you know its the best Laxitive on the market. Seriously.
Cramps should give it a try to flush all that BS out
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I'll have you know its the best Laxitive on the market.
Well that means it right up GM's alley..He likes to stay "regular" ya know..
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I'll have you know its the best Laxitive on the market.
Well that means it right up GM's alley..He likes to stay "regular" ya know..
GM is too Old to be worried about Bowel Movements any more. We just try and keep him comfortable in his last days. Matter of fact, i'm sending a Pgh Girl to his place tonight to keep him company, he wont know the diff
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