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It will be freakin' August before we see Med and the rest of the gals again on here.......

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OMG!~ LOL, I think they might start rooting for the Browns!


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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Just combining several Bengals threads into one giant thread. No need for 8 threads to tell us how bad the Bengals suck, when one thread will do that just fine.

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What the hell I swear they were up 21-0 in that game

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Just watched T.O.'s post game presser and he even said the Bungles stink.Well he said they were terrible but he probably knows they stink.

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I almost picked the Bills but I figure the Bengals are due to win one...and this is probably their last chance.




The Bills play hard for 4 quarters, I can see them winning the game.




I KNEW I should have gone with my first instinct.

It's official now, the Bungles are THE worst team in football.

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Yo, Meddy! Can I borrow another ream of toilet paper? seems my "Whodey gonna beat dem Bungles?"list of answers has gotte way too long. But hey, you choked on it and got beat by another better team. Love what you have done with the Basement by the way . . . .


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Or new fans of the Buffalo Jills, HD. Bungles fans are fickle; only pick winners. So there is a lot of shopping arouns in the Bunles fanbase after Palmsit gave it away.


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But, Unca Shep, we aren't nearly done yet! Just getting a good start! LOLetc.


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Last year was a fluke. There's a reason the Bengals have not had back to back winning seasons in 20 years.

Mike Brown. Worst organization in sports. Doesn't help that it's a roster full of egos and 8-balls.

This was one of the more predictable developments after they acquired TO, Pacman, Tank, etc

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Why doesn't Batman do this for Carson Palmer?





What a little drama queen.
Where's Robin when you need him?

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I can picture Medgirl sitting on his orange and black sofa crying as he watched this.....


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I also like the part where he says,"In order to win the game you have to put points on the board". Duh Ya think so T.O.
He sure fits well on the Bungles roster.

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I can picture Medgirl sitting on his orange and black sofa crying as he watched this.....




Do you mean like this Shep?







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this week's national writer smack talk award about the Bengals goes to Matthew Berry of ESPN

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So you ever see this on Thanksgiving: You go to a local bar with your high school buddies whom you haven't seen in a while. You're catching up and you notice there's a girl who went to your school but you didn't really know and she's alone and has clearly had way too much to drink. She's way past "flirty drunk," "this-could-get-interesting drunk" and "up-on-the-table-dancing drunk." She's slurring her words, can't balance and all you want to do is look away. She's a drunk, hot mess and you know she's gonna hate herself in the morning and wish all the memories would go away. My friends, the Cincinnati Bengals are that drunk, hot mess. When you give up that big a lead, at home, to Buffalo? You're done, kids. This is a bad football team going nowhere that now has to travel to New York on a short week.





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Calling the Bengals a "hot, drunk mess" is being very kind.


There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.

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Calling the Bengals a "hot, drunk mess" is being very kind.




you misread. he called the Bengals a drunk, hot mess. that is very different.

hot, drunk mess = hot girl who is drunk and stumbling.

drunk, hot mess = so drunk and plastered they are likely about to be puking everywhere at any moment.


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I stand corrected...


There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.

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In the end, though, being any of the 3 is rather undesirable.


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In the end, though, being any of the 3 is rather undesirable.




What are you talking about? Hot and drunk is my type of woman.



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In the end, though, being any of the 3 is rather undesirable.




What are you talking about? Hot and drunk is my type of woman.




Nothing says "sexy" quite like radioactive, glow in the dark puke ... which may or may not have something alive within it ....... all over your car car ...... clothes ...... home .......... lol


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What are you talking about? Drunk is my type of woman.




Fixed it for you.


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Hey Medgirl.....I know you are reading this,so.......Remember the days when you were talking Power Rankings?

Look at your Power Rankings now.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings
Poor Meddy and her Bungles.You will be on the bottom next week.

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Hey Medgirl.....I know you are reading this,so.......Remember the days when you were talking Power Rankings?

Look at your Power Rankings now.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings
Poor Meddy and her Bungles.You will be on the bottom next week.




wow- and the Browns are so impressive in this poll???

23 (22) Browns 3-7 Eric Mangini needs to start winning immediately if he wants to coach Cleveland in 2011. (Walker)


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And you don't know how much lip we have taken from Medgirl on this subject.Nowhere did I say the Browns were up there,but we are higher up than the Bungles.And you are a Steeler fan standing up for a Bungle.Shame on you.

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wow- and the Browns are so impressive in this poll???




True, but Med used to to post these things religiously every Tuesday or Wednesday when the Bengals were having mild success.

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Bengals (2-9) Their eighth straight loss. Which QB do they take in the draft?

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I cant think of his name but speculation is that he should be out of jail for draft day

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Whoever it is ain't gonna be happy. Can you say HOLDOUT???

Better yet, whomever the QB is could tell the Bungles to trade him ala what Elway did when the then Baltimore Colts drafted him? THAT would be funny.

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Here you go bungle fans



How does it make you feel now?

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Hey Medgirl.....I know you are reading this,so.......Remember the days when you were talking Power Rankings?

Look at your Power Rankings now.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings
Poor Meddy and her Bungles.You will be on the bottom next week.




wow- and the Browns are so impressive in this poll???

23 (22) Browns 3-7 Eric Mangini needs to start winning immediately if he wants to coach Cleveland in 2011. (Walker)




nobody on this board had the browns "deep in the playoffs" while claiming that they had a phd from an ivy league school.

not to mention that the guy trolls the board of another team. how weak and immature is that.

basically, people had the browns before the season right at about where they are this year. gonna finish with 6-7 wins, 8 max.

browns fan = smart

bengal fan = GED smart

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No, that is PHD smart.


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No, that is PHD smart.




I would thought "PFD" .... Pretty .... Dumb


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What does the "F" stand for???

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Why, Fantasticly, of course.


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I thought so.

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I might have said Pretty Ferociously Dumb" ...... but that would have been mean ..... and obviously, our Bengal friends can't take having their feelings hurt .......


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our Bengal friends can't take having their feelings hurt




Their team seems to be doing that to them alot.

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Just combining several Bengals threads into one giant thread. No need for 8 threads to tell us how bad the Bengals suck, when one thread will do that just fine.




Even if they suck 8 times as much as other teams?

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