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Medmann won't give you any credit until you beat a good team like the Partriots, Doh! they are next on your schedule! I don't think the Pats will be as chaitable as the lowly Saints!



Damn....now I'm going to be unable to sleep nights knowing that a Bungles fan won't give us any credit until we beat a team of their choosing that is out of our division.




How about the fact that he picked a team that beat his team by 2 scores?



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"the great Paul Brown couldn't win a championship in Cincinatti, what makes you think Marvin Lewis can?"


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I don't think the Pats will be as chaitable as the lowly Saints!




1) The lowly Saints? Really? Lowly?

2) Medwoman has a point, though. I really don't foresee NE being chaitable, simply because I have no idea what being chaitable means.


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Why did you quote me, saying the lowly Saints?



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Sorry, I just used your quote of Medmann. I wasn't quoting you. That's my bad (and laziness).


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Other than 2-4 (or "whatever it is"), T.O. sure has made an impact!
How's the "Dream WR Team" working out in Cinci?

This week we don't even play and will still climb over another team in the North. 3rd place in four days!


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The Cleveland Clowns are still only 2-5






As will be the Bungles after Sunday Einstein.

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Maybe in body,but not in mind.He has the brain of a 2 year old.




Bear in mind Clownies that everything Medmann says has first gone thru the "dumb down" machine so it can be understood at the intelligence level of the average Cleveland fan (which is VERY low).

Medmann is actually a Harvard PHD.

Medmann's studies have shown that Cleveland fans are the dumbest fans in the NFL with the exception of the Steelers fans which are a close second. OK. maybe Eagles fans are a close third.

P.S. - IF the Bengals lose & we take temporary posession of the division cellar it will be the first time in a long time we have been there. You Clowns have pretty much owned & decorated the cellar for about 5 years now.

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Medmann's studies have shown that Cleveland fans are the dumbest fans in the NFL with the exception of the Steelers fans which are a close second. OK. maybe Eagles fans are a close third.




So, you have a Harvard PHD, yet you don't see what's wrong with this sentence?

"Browns fans are the dumbest in the NFL, with the exception of Steelers fans, which are a close second."

The only way Steeler fans would be the "exception" is if you claimed they were dumber than Browns fans.

Somehow I'm questioning your Harvard PHD.



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Harvard PHD.

Oh man ... I needed a good laugh.

He might have a degree from "Bob's Puter Lernin' Shack 'n Degree Shop".


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Medmann is actually a Harvard PHD.




He's joking. There's no way that he's actually claiming that to be true!

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When did Harvard start offering a PhD in Crayons?


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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Once they started accepting Special mEd's.

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He's joking. There's no way that he's actually claiming that to be true!




Well, he did say "PHD" instead of "PhD" so maybe it means something else to him.


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lolz @ harvard phd

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It's starting to look like the Cinci Kitties aren't safe from either side of the food chain.... first Dawgs, now Fish, abusing them little kitties.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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Hey, we're in 3rd.

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Dolphins dey. Boy did Palmer look awful. He stunk up that last drive, missing passes to open receivers, running oob just short of a first down, and then throwing a heartbreaking interception. G&R will have to change the title to "Welcome to the Cellar". Deep into the playoffs my ass.


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Well, he did say "PHD" instead of "PhD" so maybe it means something else to him.




I think it stands for pencil headed dumbazz.

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Man ... the Bengals went what ...... from a lucky TD on a weird ass deflection to 2 1/2 quarters without a first down.

Man that team sucks. For all of the talking that offense does, they really stink. I almost feel sorry for their defense, because they are kinda banged up, and still pretty much doing their jobs ..... but their offense is absolutely horrid.

Kinda makes me though. TO and OhSoStinko and No "O".

They really might not win another game. I'm not kidding.


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Yeah,YTown,I think it's funny that the dynamic duo of Batman and Robin are making no impact at all on that Bungled team.

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P.S. - IF the Bengals lose & we take temporary posession of the division cellar it will be the first time in a long time we have been there. You Clowns have pretty much owned & decorated the cellar for about 5 years now.

- Med -




I guess the first word in the PHD isn't possession.

The second word probably isn't history either. Because if you go any further than 5 years back the Bengals look pretty bad. Their best decade was in the 80's when the posted an 81-71 record. Followed closely by the 74-70 record they posted in the 70's. Those are the highlights of the history of the Bengals. I don't even have to post the bad years, because the BEST ONES are sad enough.


The third word probably isn't discerning. Here is what the Bengals tell us about their own history. In 1937 the Cincinnati Bengals formed and went 2-4-2, but the league folded. They joined the AFL in 1939, but the league folded. In 1940 the Bengals joined another AFL but the league and the team folded in 1941. In 1967 Paul Brown brought football back to Cincinnati and named the team the Bengals...now get this...seriously, this is on the Bengals website. He "picked the name Bengals for the new team "to give it a link with past professional football in Cincinnati."

Nice history...

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bungles. hahahaha

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I'm calling shenanigans on that one.

More like you are a 15/16yo adolescent child that makes comments like you have a son in college and that you're a Harvard "PHD" to try and make it sound like you are older but through your "self smack laden" ramblings you actually make your imaginary older self look all the more stupid.


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Take your Meds, mann...

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Yeah, 2008 was a looooooooooooooooong time ago, wasn't it? You remember 2008 don't you? When the Bungles lost their first game. And their second game. And the third game. Then they lost their fourth and fifth game. They followed that up by losing their sixth game. Whooooweeee! Losing the first 6 games of the year!

Whoa, wait a minute....it looks like they also lost their seventh game.Then they lost their eighth game! Oh my! Your wonderful franchise lost the first half of the season entirely. Congrats, that's hard to do!

Your squad also lost the first game of the 2009 season, so you were tied with us in the cellar.

Sooooooooo, to re-cap what we know thus far:

* You are now in last place.

* You were in last place in 2009 as well.

* In 2008 you started out with a 1-11-1 record, FIRMLY entrenched in last place. (as you may or may not recall, the theme your goofy coach had for that season was "NOW") LMAO....c'mon....I'm really LMAO here. Really.

* Your squad has a grand total of 12 winning seasons in its EXISTENCE. This is your squad's 43rd year in the bigs and you've only witnessed 12 winning seasons??? How can that not get old?? How do you NOT jump off a bridge when September rolls around and you know you gotta watch that crap??

* Your squad established a low water benchmark with 17 STRAIGHT losing seasons. That's a bunch of ineptitude!

* We already beat you this year. T.O. had 10 catches for over 200 yards though. Goody goody gum drops!

* You have zero championships. None. Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Less than one. Squat. Naught. Double ought. Nil. Zippo. 0. Same as the coldest possible temperature per Mr. Kelvin and the freezing point of water per Mr Celsius. Null. There are many many ways to refer to and recall the number zero, but the easiest way is by thinking of your squad.
Zero.Bengals.Zero.Bengals.Zero.Bengals.Zero.

Pretty simple.

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I think this is what she calls her brain.

PHD Meddy sure has been awful silent.Maybe her mouth is full of crow.

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Maybe her mouth is full of crow.




No... I think she's "shooting commercials" with Carson.

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The Bungle Bums sure have been silent this week.

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*crickets chirping*

This is the official call out to all the fairweather Bungle fans.

If, by some miracle, you beat Pittsburgh tomorrow...don't show up on this board and expect to not look like hypocrites.

A ton of people on my street in Mason have already boxed their Bungle gear until next season.


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We will be waiting for that credit.



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We will be waiting for that credit.




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We will be waiting for that credit.




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We will be waiting for that credit.






We don't need it cause Medgirls opinion doesn't mean squat anyway.

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We will be waiting for that credit.




They face the Colts after the Steelers, we'll be waiting until 11/21 at the very least. And I'm not so sure they beat a Buffalo team that week who is playing decent but just comes up short. The Bengals could cure that problem.

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