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That's too bad. He was one of my favorites when I watched wrestling. Link Pro Wrestler Randy 'Macho Man' Savage Dies in Car Accident, Report Says Pro wrestling superstar Randy "Macho Man" savage died after having a heart attack while driving his Jeep Wrangler, TMZ reports. The accident happened in Tampa Bay, Fla. according to Savage's brother, Lanny Poffo. He told TMZ the accident happened Friday morning when Savage lost control of his vehicle. Florida Highway Patrol said Savage leapt a concrete median, veered into oncoming traffic and smashed into a tree head on. He died from his injuries at largo Medical Center. Savage, 58, had just celebrated his first wedding anniversary with his wife Lynn. It was his second marriage. His first wife died of a drug overdose shortly after their divorce in 1992. Savage helped put WWF wrestling on the map in the 1980s and '90s, becoming, along with Hulk Hogan, one of its biggest draws. His outrageous outfits and bellowing voice made him a fan favorite.
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Did he die of because of the heart attack or did the heart attack cause him to crash the car?
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No idea. You know as much as I do.
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my nephew is going to be crushed. he got into my wrestling vhs tapes from when i was a kid and macho man was his favorite.
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RIP Macho Man, you were one of the best.
BTW he was born in Columbus, Ohio.
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Loved that guy... he will be missed.
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He and Hulk Hogan are the reason I ever watched wrestling growing up. I'm sad to see that he's passed on. That said, after I read this article, I "snapped into a Slim Jim" in his honor. and I'm not being sarcastic. I have some Slim Jims at my house.
RIP Macho Man!
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Never thought this would be such a downer, but it is. Wow . . .
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Whenever or if, I ever watched any wrestling, he was quite the entertainer. His first wife was a hottie,...can't remember her name, but I think she is gone too ?
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Miss Elizabeth.
She died of a drug overdose years ago.
I'll never forget his flying elbow off the top rope.
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Who would've guessed that the Ultimate Warrior would outlive Macho Man?
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There's a picture of the Jeep at the link, and it looks like it was probably the heart attack, because there doesn't appear to be all that much damage to the Jeep. http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/pinellas/randy-savage-killed-in-crash-052011Randy 'Macho Man' Savage dies after Pinellas crash Updated: Friday, 20 May 2011, 2:02 PM EDT Published : Friday, 20 May 2011, 1:06 PM EDT A MyFoxTampaBay.com staff report SEMINOLE - World-famous wrestler Randy 'Macho Man' Savage, known for his "Ohh yeah" catch phrase, died after a car accident today in Seminole. Savage was behind the wheel of his Jeep Wrangler, heading west on State Road 694, around 9:30 this morning. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the Jeep veered out of control, went over a concrete median, crossed over the eastbound lanes, and collided head-on with a tree near the intersection with 113th St. N. Savage was rushed to Largo Medical Center, where he died. His 56-year-old wife Lynn was also in the car and suffered minor injuries. The 58-year-old may have suffered a "medical event" before the crash, according to the accident report. TMZ.com, which broke the story, reported that Savage lost control of the Jeep because he had a heart attack. Savage, whose real name was Randall Mario Poffo, began wrestling with the WWF back in 1985. He became one of the league's most popular stars and was known for his catch phrase: the deep-throated, raspy, over-the-top "Ohhh yeah." Even non-wrestling fans would likely recognize the line thanks to Savage's frequent appearances in television commercials for Slim Jim beef jerky snacks. Before his wrestling days, the Ohio native played minor league baseball for several teams. He ended his baseball career with the Tampa Tarpons in 1974. Savage had just celebrated his one-year anniversary with Lynn, his second wife. His fellow wrestlers, many of whom also live in the Tampa area, sent their condolences via Twitter. Hulk Hogan had just ended a decade-long feud with Savage and said he was "devastated." "He had so much life in his eyes & in his spirit, I just pray that he's happy and in a better place and we miss him," tweeted Hogan. "You were one of my childhood inspirations and heros [sic]. Strength, love and prayers to the Savage/Poffo family," added Dwayne Johnson, better known as 'The Rock.'
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The first/original UW died way long ago,....
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The first/original UW died way long ago,....
I think that is just an Urban Legend, because I remember a similar story. But a few years ago I repeated it and someone told me James Hellwig is the origanal Warrior and always was the Warrior. I did some internet reading on him and found out it was true.
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The first/original UW died way long ago,....
Yeah thats not true, The one and only UW is still alive.
Eat it Phil...
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Wow... that's too bad. I'm not even a "wrestling" fan and I knew who Randy Savage was. RIP and Godspeed to his family.
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I heard that before too, but also found out that it was an urban legend, both The Ultimate Warrior (which is his actual name he changed to this some time back) has stated along with Vince McMahon that he was the one and only Ultimate Warrior. I at one time thought there were multiple wrestlers filling his shoes only to hear that that was false.
As for Randy Savage from what I understand he had a heart attack causing the crash which resulted in injuries causing his death. He will be missed by people in the wrestling community.
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From some point in time, he has always the had the legal retention of the name and trademarks, and all of the sites say that HE says no one else ever "legally" played The Warrior, but you could see in the ring that there have been other dudes. No doubt about it. And if they were him indeed, they didn't look the same. And what's that tell you ?
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Oh I hear what your saying and to be honest both people have questionable methods on what they say and as of well how they handle themselves but when both dispute the claim I have no problem believing mostly because I do not care that much, but really don't see the need to lie, but like you he did look different then his normal appearance, more then on a few occasions, but don't see valid reasons to lie. I dug him as a wrestler but now he's just a blowhard.
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No doubt about it. And if they were him indeed, they didn't look the same. And what's that tell you ?
He forgot to take his roids and do his cocaine that day?
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From some point in time, he has always the had the legal retention of the name and trademarks, and all of the sites say that HE says no one else ever "legally" played The Warrior, but you could see in the ring that there have been other dudes. No doubt about it. And if they were him indeed, they didn't look the same. And what's that tell you ?
You have him mixed up with the Ultimate Warrior ripoff from WCW, The Renegade.
Macho Man was my favorite as an elementary schooler. On the playground I was always Macho Man. Very tough news.
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BTW he was born in Columbus, Ohio.
And an ex Reds minor leaguer.
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From some point in time, he has always the had the legal retention of the name and trademarks, and all of the sites say that HE says no one else ever "legally" played The Warrior, but you could see in the ring that there have been other dudes. No doubt about it. And if they were him indeed, they didn't look the same. And what's that tell you ?
You have him mixed up with the Ultimate Warrior ripoff from WCW, The Renegade.
Macho Man was my favorite as an elementary schooler. On the playground I was always Macho Man. Very tough news.
Rest in Peace Macho...OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
You gotta go farther back then that for when the story started. It was about 88 or 89 wheb the Ultimate Warrior was in his prime and was to headline Wrestlemania. There a wrestler just like him in NWA called The Dingo Warrior. The rumor was TUW died on Saturday night and Vince Mac paid the Dingo Warrior an obscene amount of money to Dingo to step in. Some have briken down tape and can swear they can show that it is not TUW
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The Dingo Warrior and the Ultimate Warrior are one in the same. He changed his name when he left World Class Wrestling which was around 87 or 88, but they have always been the same person, name changes were/are common when wrestlers change federations. The supposed impostors happened when he was in the WWF, but that has been debunked by The Ultimate Warrior and Vince McMahon.
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And you think something like "he's not even the original warrior" would of been brought up by the WWF when they had a legal battle over who held the rights to the "Warrior" persona. (Warrior won)
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j/c I thought we didn't allow rumors on the board? 
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RIP Randy....
Back in the day when I followed wrestling closely, I enjoyed the Macho Man. I don't watch any at all anymore, but back then it was a lot of fun. I got hooked back in the earlier cable days of WTBS Georgia Championship Wrestling of the 70s and 80s. The earlier years of Wrestlmania were awesome.
Recalling back those years, the ones I miss seeing...
Randy Savage Jake "The Snake" Roberts Rowdy Roddy Piper Iron Shiek and Nickolai Volkoff (Very un-PC back in the day) Jimmy Hart Jerry Lawler Sgt. Slaughter The Undertaker Hulk Hogan
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Wow ...... http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Over-25-percent-of-the-performers-from-Wrestlema?urn=top-wp132Over 25 percent of the performers from Wrestlemania VII have died By Chris Chase Over one-quarter of the performers who took part in 1991's Wrestlemania VII have died, a wrestling website noted in the wake of the death of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. The Wrestling Observer newsletter discovered that 14 of the 51 performers at the event have died in the past 20 years, with many of the deaths attributed to drug use (link is subscription only). The list of wrestlers who have died since 1991 include some of the biggest stars in the sport like Savage, Andre the Giant, Miss Elizabeth and The British Bulldog. Causes of death include suicides, murder and heart attacks, some the result of years of anabolic steroid use. Savage died last week after suffering an apparent heart attack behind the wheel of his truck. His ex-wife, Miss Elizabeth, passed away after overdosing on a variety of drugs in 2003. Looking at the list is a sobering reminder of the realities of a make-believe sport like professional wrestling. Not all of the men and women listed played a part in their own demise; referee Joey Marella was the victim of a car crash that occurred when he was driving home from a match. As wrestlinginc.com points out, none of the 44 starters from the Super Bowl played in 1991 have passed away and only two of 44 boxers who held a championship belt that year are gone. At 58, Savage made it nearly a decade longer than some of his deceased colleagues. 
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Did they provide a list of those 44 starters and what they are doing now ? It would be interesting to see what their lives are actually like before just using them in a comparison to wrestling deaths.
Guess 44 was close enough to 51 in terms of performers,...meaningless.
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I suppose that an argument could be made that some wrestlers do stay in their profession much, much later into life than people who play football do. Regardless, the comparison is shocking when you look at the difference in the number of deaths. If it were close ... say 4, or even 6 compared to 2 .... then it would be close .... but for it to be so completely one sided is astonishing.
I can't say that it's all PEDs either, because I don't believe that anyone is naive enough to believe that either the NFL or boxing have completely eliminated PEDs ....... despite testing. I know that major drug use (cocaine, etc) was rampant at one point. (and may still be today for all I know) That may play a part. It is listed as the cause of death for some of the wrestlers on the chart. I'm sure that the fact that these guys go 250-300+ days/year through pain and injury doesn't help either.
Regardless, there is a major problem when your performers .... whether sports performers or entertainers ... are dropping dead at such an alarming rate. Hopefully the WWF and whoever else is out there is paying attention as much as they can to the health and safety of their employees.
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Agree on that point,...hell, PED's are being used in middle school. We "grow 'em" that way,...  Their use in wrestling is just plain overuse and strictly ignored.
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It also seems like a lot of wrestlers stay in wreslting way after they leave the WWF. They do shows in really small venues for a paycheck ....... for organizations I have never heard of and that I am quite certain do not test for anything other than a pulse when they show up.
I saw a video of that Razor Ramon guy who did a small show who showed up so drunk or high that he couldn't even walk to the ring on his own. He damn near fell over in the ring without anyone touching him. Pretty sad. He was probably the "big name" on the show. I heard something about some other wrestler who got caught with cocaine and tons of prescription drugs in his house. I can't remember his name, and I don't recall seeing anything more about his case, but I think that he's still wrestling.
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That dude's been a stumbling mess for years now.
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Wow ..... a wrestler on the front page of ESPN's site? I'm not sure that's appropriate. He was athletic, but not a true sports figure. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/110524January 1980. A Saturday morning. I am watching wrestling only because I can't find anything else. A younger guy with blond hair is battling an older guy with a barrel chest, curly black hair, bushy sideburns and an oversized noggin crammed where his neck should be. Young Guy gets knocked out of the ring accidentally. Older Guy holds the ropes apart, politely invites Young Guy back in … then gets sucker punched by Young Guy. The crowd is appalled. The announcer is appalled. Hell, I am appalled. Young Guy won't stop punching and kicking Older Guy. He grabs a chair and creams Older Guy with it. Right in the noggin. Older Guy wobbles to his feet and gets clubbed again. The crowd is screaming as though it's watching a baby get dangled out of a window. The fans don't want Older Guy to rise again, but of course, he can't help himself. He staggers to his feet one more time, "bleeding PROFUSELY!" as the announcer says. Young Guy readies the chair. I can't believe what's happening. I am witnessing a murder. And then … thwack! Older Guy crumples into a heap, blood pouring from his head. Young Guy disdainfully tosses the chair away, soaks in the jeers for a few seconds, then struts out of the ring wearing an evil smirk. Older Guy doesn't move. He's lying in a puddle of hemoglobin. He's dead. He's definitely dead. They go to commercial. I keep watching. I need to see what happens. And just like that … they had me. I watched every Saturday after that, quickly realizing many of the stereotypes of an '80s wrestling fan: obsessed with sports, awkward around girls, tons of time on my hands, just smart enough to enjoy the funniest things about wrestling and just dumb enough never to ask questions. This was like joining a little club of sorts. We had our Saturday TV show, our magazines, our live event that passed through town every month or so, our T-shirts, our posters, and that was about it. We kept to ourselves. We didn't bother anyone. We didn't try to convert anyone. Whenever we found other wrestling fans, we bonded with them immediately. Back then, we played up every "real" moment and brushed over the sketchier stuff. One time in Madison Square Garden, I watched Bob Backlund break out of Big John Studd's dreaded backbreaker by steering him toward the corner, pushing off the turnbuckle, then toppling Studd over and pinning him. A few weeks later, I attended another Studd-Backlund main event in Boston Garden that ended the same way. Hmmmmmm. Had to be a coincidence. Studd was stupid for falling for the same trick twice. I wasn't lying to myself, just believing what I wanted to believe. That's what every wrestling fan did. We straddled the line between real and fake all the time. Sure, we loved the storylines, gimmicks, feuds, interviews, comedy, unintentional comedy … but at the heart of it, we loved straddling that line, when something intended to be fake ended up feeling real. Piper pounding Snuka with coconuts? Real. Killer Khan breaking Andre's leg? Real. Sgt. Slaughter defending America's honor from the Iron Sheik? Real. It helped that wrestling crowds sounded as good as or better than any other crowd, like the Boot Camp Match in Madison Square Garden when Sarge coldcocked Sheik with the boot, then everyone shrieked the referee's count in unison. Onnnnne! Twwwwwo! Threeeeeee! Hrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! That wasn't real? Our big reckoning came in 1984 and 1985, when the sport improbably went mainstream thanks to Mr. T, Cyndi Lauper, MTV, USA's "Tuesday Night Titans," Hulk's Sports Illustrated cover and a closed-circuit, later pay-per-view event called "WrestleMania." Suddenly, wrestling was cool, which made little sense because wrestling fans were fundamentally uncool. We felt vindicated and exposed all at once. As casual fans gravitated toward Hogan in droves, you can guess what happened next: Die-hards started searching for someone new, someone who wasn't so … popular. You know when a musical band hits it big and its original fans resent sharing the band with everyone else? That was Hogan. His new fans didn't care that he had only four moves, that he couldn't carry a bad opponent, that his matches ended the same way every time. He catered to those bandwagon morons. We found ourselves blaming him for it. Just a little. We needed someone who belonged to us. Almost on cue, Randy Savage arrived in the summer of 1985. Wrestlers usually showed up in the WWF as unfinished products: They would make their mistakes, screw up a gimmick or three, find what worked, and stick with it. Not Savage. From day one, he carried himself like Superstar Graham, worked the crowd like Roddy Piper and used the ring like Ricky Steamboat. He dressed in lavishly ridiculous outfits, custom-made cowboy hats and jackets bathed in pink and lime green. And his interviews … my God. You needed a translator even if he was speaking in English. Those first few weeks, you watched him and said, "Eventually, I'm going to figure this guy out." Nope. Thanks to YouTube, his finest work endures with titles like "Macho Man on coke" (it just seemed like it) and "Macho Man is insane" (possibly true). He made Johnny Rodz seem predictable. That should have been enough, but Savage had a trump card: he became the first high-profile WWF wrestler to travel with a female manager, the gorgeous Miss Elizabeth, a godsend for horny wrestling fans who eventually opened the door to Missy Hyatt, Sable, Sunny and every "diva" today. Please understand: Wrestling was like a sausage party from college until Miss Elizabeth showed up. Why didn't anyone say, "Hey, our sport revolves around male wrestlers rolling around in tights in front of a predominantly male audience … maybe we should import a few attractive ladies in here to mix it up"? It's a great question. Better late than never. Their original storyline apparently was written by Ike Turner: Savage played the jealous, abusive boyfriend who blamed the late Elizabeth for everything, a twisted version of a "damsel in distress" plot. More than once, she would screw up a match and Savage would pull her into the ring by her hair, with fans begging him not to hurt her. Every time, and I mean, every time, we were freaked out that Elizabeth -- more beautiful than just about anyone in 1985 with the possible exception of Kelly Preston, by the way -- might get roughed up by her jealous boyfriend even though it never actually happened. I'm not condoning this angle (and it never would fly in 2011, or even post-OJ, obviously), just noting that Savage had so much talent that even the "mean-spirited, potentially abusive boyfriend" gimmick couldn't hold him down. How many wrestlers could have parlayed that into "good guy" status? Those Elizabeth blowups and goofy interviews reinforced Savage's defining trait: his unpredictability, always the best thing about his wrestling. If Jimmy Snuka was the Dr. J of jumping off the top rope, then Savage was MJ. Wrestling moved pretty slowly back then: lots of headlocks and clotheslines, lots of rolling around, lots of killed time, lots of fat rolls and labored breathing. Savage murdered that era almost overnight. He dragged 20-minute matches out of Hogan and took 90 percent of the bumps. He climbed to the top rope and delivered flying assaults to opponents outside the ring, which I can't remember having seen before. His devastating finishing move (a flying elbow off the top rope) was so convincing that you always wondered, "Wait, is he actually hurting people when he does that?" Everything peaked with his Steamboat feud, which started when Savage "crushed" Steamboat's larynx with the timekeeper's bell. (Steamboat "lost" the ability to speak, which led to some of the unintentionally funniest interviews ever done. In general, Ricky Steamboat made Vin Diesel look like Daniel Day-Lewis.) They settled their score in Detroit in front of something like 90,000 people, with their Wrestlemania III battle becoming the first great modern match, the Hagler-Hearns of wrestling moments. In a memorable sports year that included Leonard upsetting Hagler, the Lakers outlasting the Celtics, Indiana shocking Syracuse, Elway unleashing The Drive and Calgary toppling Edmonton, I'd put Steamboat-Savage against any of them. It was that good. The full potential of professional wrestling, realized. For those first few WWF years, Savage simply couldn't miss. He picked the best possible manager and feuded with the best possible people. His nickname doubled as the single best wrestling nickname of that decade unless you want to argue for "The Million Dollar Man." His entrance music ("Pomp and Circumstance") was obviously a better choice than the Village People's "Macho Man," but kudos to him for making the right call. He wasn't opposed to wrestling with his sunglasses on (a lost art, really), and his crazy beard/thinning hair/bandanna/sunglasses look shouldn't have worked but always did. His interviews were phenomenally bizarre and undeniably entertaining, and, by the way, he might have been the first wrestler to refer to himself almost entirely in the third person. The Macho Man was like the Rickey Henderson of wrestling, right down to the fact that you never knew what the hell he was talking about. Nobody -- repeat, nobody -- was more fun to imitate. Savage said everything in quick bursts, with his voice dropping low, then turning loud, then low, then loud, and any time he couldn't figure out how to end a point, he just screamed, "Ooooohhhhhhhhh yeah!" He used "ooooohhhh yeah!" as a noun, verb and adjective. It never stopped being funny. I could never decide whether the Macho Man was in on the joke. I'm also not sure it mattered. By the time Savage won the WWF title, I was heading to college and starting to grow out of the wrestling thing. It happens. As luck would have it, I landed in a room right next to another freshman wrestling fan. We called him the Birdman, and within three weeks, I was knocking on Bird's door, waiting for him to open it, then whipping baby powder in his face like Mr. Fuji's salt and "attacking" him. There was no wrestling joke we couldn't beat into the ground. The Birdman also did a dead-on Savage impersonation, even better than mine, so we wasted countless hours talking like Savage, doing fake Savage interviews and greeting each other with exaggerated Savage-like handshakes. We made multiple field trips to a local mall that had the WWF's then-superb arcade game, usually arguing over who got to be Savage. Did either of us have a girlfriend? What do you think? In February 1989, our college staged its annual Blind Date Ball -- a little like a prom, only your roommate set you up with your date. As luck would have it, the most famous Friday Night Main Event match ever was scheduled that same night. Now considered a "good guy," Savage had been tag-teaming with Hogan as the Mega Powers … only Hogan's budding friendship with Miss Elizabeth was making Savage jealous. Any true wrestling fan knew where this was headed. They were setting us up for a double-cross in that night's tag-team match against Akeem and the Big Bossman. Bird and I kept joking about ditching our dates to catch it, one of those situations in which you're pretending to be kidding but, deep down, you're waiting for the other person to say, "You know what? We SHOULD do that!" Finally, I broke the ice: "Let's go into my room and just check for a second." Bird agreed. We snuck away, went upstairs and turned the television on. Hadn't started yet. We rejoined the party. A few minutes later, we snuck away again in time to see Miss Elizabeth get knocked out cold, with a crying Hogan carrying her backstage for medical attention and Savage eventually ditching the match. After Hogan finished off the Twin Towers by himself, he confronted Savage backstage, with the Macho Man snapping and unleashing his most inspired monologue ever. Lemme tell you why you're out of line, man. You got JEALOUS eyes! We knew what was coming and loved it anyway: Savage sucker punched Hogan and beat him senseless, just a virtuoso performance, one of the defining buddy-turning-on-buddy events of the past 30 years. I'd put it up there with Biggie turning on Tupac, Crockett shooting Tubbs, Brandon going after Dylan's girlfriend, T.O. backstabbing McNabb, Westbrook punching Durant (fine, it hasn't happened yet -- I'm projecting) and everything else. And Bird and I were in my room going crazy watching it … at least until my door opened and Bird's date was standing there. Uh-oh. Did either of us get lucky that night? Of course not. Although we did get to re-enact the entire "You got jealous eyes!" scene at 3 a.m. for our floormates, after about 45 beers apiece, with our pal Nick Aieta playing Miss Elizabeth. (Fortunately, no videotape exists. Or maybe unfortunately.) It's one of my favorite dumb memories from college, and, to be honest, it was probably the last night I ever truly loved wrestling. It pulls me back every so often, but not like that. Not even close. Of course, you never stop liking wrestling. When word broke last week that a car accident had claimed Savage, I couldn't believe how many people emailed me about it. He lasted 58 years, forever by wrestling standards, but it still felt too soon. I liked knowing Savage was out there, giving insane interviews and leaving people generally perplexed. The scope of his career can't compare to those of Shawn Michaels or Ric Flair, but you won't find a more meaningful apex: He peaked right as wrestling peaked, ushered in a more athletic era and introduced eye candy (Elizabeth) to a fan base that desperately needed it. We look back at the '80s ironically now -- everything is much funnier now than it was then, whether it's outfits, haircuts, movie plots, political incorrectness or even a sweeping lack of self-awareness. Savage tapped into those faults better than anyone. He was the '80s, for better and worse. And then there's this: I became a wrestling fan thanks to a moment that I never expected, but, gradually, you learn what to expect. You see the angles before they happen, the twists before they twist, the double crosses before they're crossed. Only Savage kept me guessing. The man captured all the reasons I loved wrestling better than anyone, and, for that, Randy Savage will always be my favorite. Oooooohhhhhhh yeah. And then some.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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