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Well Cleveland Clowns how does it feel to be beaten by the "so called" worst franchise in professional sports? Oh, actually, I guess that is you now!  P.S. - My crystal ball says that there will be a change in the Power Rankings this week.  Better luck next time Clownies.
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Yup....she has one every damn year.
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You think she would use it for more important things than football like stocks and maybe saving lives or something.
Seems pretty odd that you would use it for power rankings.
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typical bandwagon bungle fan only showing up when their team wins.
typical meth man. I wouldn't be too proud of that win.
how is your kid doing at harvard? lol
harvard on the hill, maybe.
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I don't think "a ball of crystal" is what people mean when they say "crystal ball," Methy.
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Seeing as how he's avoided this board for months, until the Bengals managed to pull off a pretty dubious victory ... maybe "crystal balls" is referring to a certain prosthetic part of his anatomy?
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I find it hilarious that Bungle fans have already given Andy Dalton the nickname "Red Rifle". Doesn't a QB have to accomplish something in the NFL before being given a nickname?
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I find it hilarious that Bungle fans have already given Andy Dalton the nickname "Red Rifle". Doesn't a QB have to accomplish something in the NFL before being given a nickname?
or like, actually finish the game.
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The way I see it, this just means we beat you in your house later this year. We always split the series.
Get your licks in now, Med. We all know you'll be hiding from this board and bailing on your Bungles after week 5.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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The way I see it, this just means we beat you in your house later this year. We always split the series.
Get your licks in now, Med. We all know you'll be hiding from this board and bailing on your Bungles after week 5.
I just ran across an interesting fact: Cincinnati has beaten Cleveland 11 of the last 14 games. By any math, there ain't too many split series in there. 
WHO-DEY!! by the way
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The way I see it, this just means we beat you in your house later this year. We always split the series.
Get your licks in now, Med. We all know you'll be hiding from this board and bailing on your Bungles after week 5.
I just ran across an interesting fact: Cincinnati has beaten Cleveland 11 of the last 14 games. By any math, there ain't too many split series in there.
WHO-DEY!! by the way
I just ran across an interesting fact....
The Bengals have never won a championship.
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The way I see it, this just means we beat you in your house later this year. We always split the series.
Get your licks in now, Med. We all know you'll be hiding from this board and bailing on your Bungles after week 5.
I just ran across an interesting fact: Cincinnati has beaten Cleveland 11 of the last 14 games. By any math, there ain't too many split series in there.
WHO-DEY!! by the way
Since the beginning of the last decade:
2000- Split
2001- Split
2002- Browns
2003- Split
2004- Split
2005- Bengals
2006- Bengals
2007- Split
2008- Split
2009- Bengals
2010- Split
So yeah, we split the series nearly 63% of the time.
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The Bengals have never won a championship.
Neither have the Clowns since the Bengals have been in existence so what's your point? 
"Behold! The only thing greater than yourself!"
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The Bengals have never won a championship.
Neither have the Clowns since the Bengals have been in existence so what's your point?
That both teams are the equivilent of the kid in the back of the class wearing a helmet and eating glue.
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that both teams are the equivilent of the kid in the back of the class wearing a helmet and eating glue.
I think you should play the lottery because you picked that statement perfectly.. .LOL!!
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Only a Bungle fan would think that being smart enough to form an analogy means you should play the lottery.
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The Bengals have never won a championship.
Neither have the Clowns since the Bengals have been in existence so what's your point?
That the NFL and Pro Football existed before the Bengals (and Steelers) did.
Cleveland Browns
League championships (8)
AAFC Championships (4)
1946, 1947, 1948, 1949
NFL Championships (4)
1950, 1954, 1955, 1964
Pittsburgh Steelers
League championships (6)
Super Bowl Championships (6)
1974 (IX), 1975 (X), 1978 (XIII), 1979 (XIV), 2005 (XL), 2008 (XLIII)
Baltimore Ravens
League championships (1)
Super Bowl Championships (1)
2000 (XXXV)
Cincinnati Bengals
League championships (0)
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Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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I love the whole "well you haven't won anything since the Bengals have been in existence". Only Bungle fan would tailor his or her argument like that.
Like the entire world revolves around when bungledom first showed up on this earth.
Memo to Bungle fan, and Steeler fan: The NFL existed before both of you had any relevance.
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I love the Browns and I love good smack, but don't y'all ever get tired of using stuff from 45 years go to make your case. I'm not talking to you specifically and I'm not saying it doesn't matter.. but it's sort of like talking about what a great country Italy is because the Roman Empire was so awesome...
It really is one of the reasons I spend very little time in the shack.. it's hard to get excited about talking smack for a team that hasn't won anything in my lifetime... against the Bengals just because they haven't won anything in anybodys lifetime...
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I love the Browns and I love good smack, but don't y'all ever get tired of using stuff from 45 years go to make your case. I'm not talking to you specifically and I'm not saying it doesn't matter.. but it's sort of like talking about what a great country Italy is because the Roman Empire was so awesome...
It really is one of the reasons I spend very little time in the shack.. it's hard to get excited about talking smack for a team that hasn't won anything in my lifetime... against the Bengals just because they haven't won anything in anybodys lifetime...
I never play the 8 championships card, but I loathe when bungle fan and steeler fan act like it doesn't matter. The Yankees count all 27 of their championships, so the Browns' old banners hold the same relevance.
I don't wanna brag about championships won 2 decades before my parents were born, that's called being a Notre Dame fan.
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it's sort of like talking about what a great country Italy is because the Roman Empire was so awesome...
well, they did give us plumbing. i like being able to poop indoors and not having to clean it up afterwards (i.e. pulling a Davenport)
for those keeping count: that's 2 Najeh Davenport poop references for me this week 
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it's sort of like talking about what a great country Italy is because the Roman Empire was so awesome...
well, they did give us plumbing. i like being able to poop indoors and not having to clean it up afterwards (i.e. pulling a Davenport)
for those keeping count: that's 2 Najeh Davenport poop references for me this week
Actually, you're wrong. The Polish developed the toilet - the indoor toilet.
Granted, a few years later, the Italians actually cut a hole in the toilet - but the Poles were first with a toilet.
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I'm sick and tired of people making fun of the Polish. They fought bravely in WWII, running right up to the German foxholes and throwing sticks of dynamite at them. So what if the Germans lit them and threw them back!
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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I'm sick and tired of people making fun of the Polish. They fought bravely in WWII, running right up to the German foxholes and throwing sticks of dynamite at them. So what if the Germans lit them and threw them back!
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Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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The Bengals have never won a championship.
Neither have the Clowns since the Bengals have been in existence so what's your point?
YO CURLEY lets see if your still around AT THE END OF THE SEASON.
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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End of the season?
They just lost to a team playing Tim Tebow...
As a Wide Receiver.
We won't even see him this week.
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meth man is probably at harvard seeing his kid...
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The Bengals have never won a championship.
Neither have the Clowns since the Bengals have been in existence so what's your point?
That the NFL and Pro Football existed before the Bengals (and Steelers) did.
Cleveland Browns
League championships (8)
AAFC Championships (4)
1946, 1947, 1948, 1949
NFL Championships (4)
1950, 1954, 1955, 1964
Pittsburgh Steelers
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Super Bowl Championships (6)
1974 (IX), 1975 (X), 1978 (XIII), 1979 (XIV), 2005 (XL), 2008 (XLIII)
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Super Bowl Championships (1)
2000 (XXXV)
Cincinnati Bengals
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A 55yr. old would have been 8yrs. old in 1964...not sure if he would even remember the clowns last championship...meaningless as it was.
A 55yr. old Steeler fan would of been 18 when the Steelers won their first Super Bowl...having experienced all the Steelers Super Bowl championships.
One other thing to consider:
A 55 yr old Pittsburgh fan would have experienced 11 championships Pitt pro teams have brought to the city in his lifetime.
A 55 yr old Clowntown fan would have experienced 0...maybe 1 if he could remember the meaningless NFL championship in 64.
Pretty sad eh?
Cleveland is a complete joke.
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I love the whole "well you haven't won anything since the Bengals have been in existence". Only Bungle fan would tailor his or her argument like that.
The Browns have a 20yr. head start over the bengals and you claim bengal fans argument is invalid?...only a clown fan would tailor his argument like that.
Bengal fan is right, when comparing the two teams, Clown fan can't play the "won more championships" card because the bengals didn't exist.
However, the bengals at least have played in a Super Bowl. You clowns are one of 5 teams left that never played in one.
You are such losers.
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it's sort of like talking about what a great country Italy is because the Roman Empire was so awesome...
well, they did give us plumbing. i like being able to poop indoors and not having to clean it up afterwards (i.e. pulling a Davenport)
for those keeping count: that's 2 Najeh Davenport poop references for me this week
Actually, you're wrong. The Polish developed the toilet - the indoor toilet.
Granted, a few years later, the Italians actually cut a hole in the toilet - but the Poles were first with a toilet.
How fitting "browns" fans are experts at poop.
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Well Cleveland Clowns how does it feel to be beaten by the "so called" worst franchise in professional sports? Oh, actually, I guess that is you now!
P.S. - My crystal ball says that there will be a change in the Power Rankings this week.
Better luck next time Clownies.
How does it feel to be tied for first place (and last) in the division?
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“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.”
Daniel Patrick Moynahan
"Alternative facts hurt us all. Think before you blindly believe."
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I love the whole "well you haven't won anything since the Bengals have been in existence". Only Bungle fan would tailor his or her argument like that.
The Browns have a 20yr. head start over the bengals and you claim bengal fans argument is invalid?...only a clown fan would tailor his argument like that.
Bengal fan is right, when comparing the two teams, Clown fan can't play the "won more championships" card because the bengals didn't exist.
However, the bengals at least have played in a Super Bowl. You clowns are one of 5 teams left that never played in one.
You are such losers.
I'm not tailoring my argument, I'm presenting facts. Who cares when the franchises began? Seriously, you think that has any relevance to the point?
How freaking stupid are you?
It's a fact, the Browns have championships, the Bengals don't.
Game over, you lose.
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The Browns have a 20yr. head start over the bengals and you claim bengal fans argument is invalid?...only a clown fan would tailor his argument like that.
Many Steeler fans have a 8 year head start on the 6 year olds in first grade yet we don't hold that against you.
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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it's hard to get excited about talking smack for a team that hasn't won anything in my lifetime... against the Bengals just because they haven't won anything in anybodys lifetime...
Well, I was on the phone to a Chinese food restaurant, and had to order by the number, I didn't really understand the man on the phone, but before I hung up, EVEN HE, reminded me that " who dey" is gramattically incorrect; and doesn't really make a statement of any kind.
Can Deshaun Watson play better for the Browns, than Baker Mayfield would have? ... Now the Games count.
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doesn't really make a statement of any kind. :
So it's kind of like your posts?
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