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You don't exactly have to be a great prognosticator to have called that one. 
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Everyday I wake up, I'm thankful that I am not a Bungles fan.
you had a good run Hank.
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Enjoy last place, and many blackouts the rest of the year. Freaking bungle fans.
What a joke of a franchise.
Now. You're. Done.
oh, and by the way?
Zero championships.
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Don't think we'll have any of our resident Bungle fans showing up this week either.
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Great WIN today for The Browns...Oh, by the way, Where's the rest of the Bungle-Nation ???? 
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Great WIN today for The Browns...Oh, by the way, Where's the rest of the Bungle-Nation ????
Bungle nation? Well, all 12 of them (65 if you include the players), have 8 1/2 pounds of pot to take care of.
Look out to anyone going to a fast food place late this afternoon.
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Well Cleveland Clowns how does it feel to be beaten by the "so called" worst franchise in professional sports? Oh, actually, I guess that is you now! 
P.S. - My crystal ball says that there will be a change in the Power Rankings this week.
Better luck next time Clownies.
Need a flashlight down there in the basement, Bungle?
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As a psychology major and a person that enjoys discerning the whys and hows around the ways people act...
It fascinates me that a Bengal fan, over the course of a few years, has registered and trolls this board, knowing full well that his team sucks.
After his awful team beats our awful team, he then proceeds to prance around only to later lose to other awful teams.
Now that his team is officially terrible. He only sits and contemplates it. Lurking anonomously he reads the board, this thread and flags himself accordingly.
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As a psychology major and a person that enjoys discerning the whys and hows around the ways people act...
It fascinates me that a Bengal fan, over the course of a few years, has registered and trolls this board, knowing full well that his team sucks.
After his awful team beats our awful team, he then proceeds to prance around only to later lose to other awful teams.
Now that his team is officially terrible. He only sits and contemplates it. Lurking anonomously he reads the board, this thread and flags himself accordingly.
Sucks
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Oh just wait, once he realizes that his team won't be better than the Browns, he brings out the "better draft pick" smack.
Did you know his kid goes to Harvard? lolz Maybe he knows Ryan Fitzpatrick!
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You Cleveland Clowns crack me up. So far you have played the 1-2 Bengals, the 0-3 Colts & the 0-3 Dolphins. You first half season schedule looks so cupcake it looks like you dreamed it up. As soon as you Clownies play a "good" team you will fold like a house of cards.  The Dolphins blow & they very nearly beat you yesterday. P.S. - Our starting quarterback was in College this time last year so yes we are going to lose some games this year but so far Dalton does not look that bad for a rookie QB. I still find it hilarious that the Bengals beat you in week 1, even when we suck we can still beat Cleveland!
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Is your quarterback also responsible for getting your WR and olineman thrown in jail?
He probably deals to just the team. They have to smoke away the pain of knowing their all Bungles.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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As soon as you Clownies play a "good" team you will fold like a house of cards.
Like this week when Cincy played... the... 49ers..?
..Nevermind..
Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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You crack me up. So far you have played the cupcake Bengals, the Colts & the Dolphins.
Your premise is the Browns are a bad team, which means your team only beat a bad team, and it was on a FLUKE which is obvious to everyone, Of course you'all don't get it because rooting for any team except Cincy is also obvious to everyone except Y'all.
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Your first half season schedule looks so cupcake it looks like you dreamed it up.
It Stinks that a Great team, (Browns) makes a good team, ( teams they've played) look like a bad team.
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As soon as you Clownies play a "good" team you will fold like a house of cards.
Well that's why they play the games, I wonder how "good" your bungles will make the Bills look this week? good luck with that, haha
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The Dolphins blow & that's because they were playing a Browns team that Won
fixed it for ya.
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P.S. - Our starting quarterback was in College this time last year so :
Actually Your starting Qb Retired rather than put on that Awful uniform anymore, Your Replacement quarterback (red riffle ) reminds me of Peter McNeely, famous for losing to Mike Tyson in less than 2 minutes.
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we suck
you're right.
Can Deshaun Watson play better for the Browns, than Baker Mayfield would have? ... Now the Games count.
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so yes we are going to lose some games this year
You must be the "captain understatement" of cincitucky.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir
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how many fans did "yall" have for the game sunday LMAO
and zero championships!
hey, at least if you need a bag, you know where to go.
I bet you already picked up your shiny new bills jersey. who dey!
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I love the schedule argument. hey Einstein check this out : except for when Cincy played Denver and we have to play the Oakland Raider and when you play the the Bills and we played the dolphins guess what WE HAVE THE SAME SCHEDULE all 4 of us in the division playes the same exact teams except for 2 weeks its the rotation schedule they adapted years back... you have the same "cupcake" schedule as we do stop making excuses and say your team has sucked and will continue to suck just like the fans. Who dey..... list is too long for editing purposes i'll shorten it to EVERYONE DEY!!!! ... and with the fifth pick of the 2012 NFL DRAFT the Cincinnati bengals select Laundry Jones QB Oklahoma  =  Andy Dalton = david Klingler
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MeddyGirl just got smacked big time.  Einstein.....that's good Medhead's brain inside her head probably looks like a BB inside a boxcar. 
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Oooh lookie..The Clowns have won 2 games and Colt DaBoy hasn't stunk up the place as badly as people thought he might. Let us crown them AFCN champions!!
The mental masturbation you lower Canadians put yourselves through is truly amazing.
Say the Bengals suck all you want but they were good enough to beat the Clowns in their stadium in front of all you screwball fans..
And guess what they'll probably do it again...Ya see, here's little fact many of you are overlooking, your team isn't much if any better than the Bengals. Now that might not be saying much, but hey, it says a lot about exactly where your team stands right now doesn't it?
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Not as bad as a 1-2 record coming off a lowly loss at home versus the 49'ers.
Something tells me that win in week 1 will be all that bengal fan has to talk about this year.
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Say the Bengals suck all you want but they were good enough to beat the Clowns in their stadium in front of all you screwball fans..
And guess what they'll probably do it again...
It can't happen again.. next time we will be playing in front of all your fans.. all 34,000 of them.
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There will be 34,000 people there, you're right.
Thing is, 20,000 of them will probably be Browns fans.
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It can't happen again.. next time we will be playing in front of all your fans.. all 34,000 of them.
And you''ll lose...Doesn't matter if its a sell out or not. If your opener was a sellout, it didn't seem to help the team much. So go ahead and keep telling yourself it can't happen again..Cuz as far as I can tell, the Clowns mental victories are one of the the few things that any of you can hang on to.
"Behold! The only thing greater than yourself!"
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Right now I can hang on to the fact that... 1. We have championships 2. We are 2-1 and tied for first place 3. We don't have anybody missing practice because they are due in court tomorrow.
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It must be awesome to be a Troll... I mean Bengals fan...
You're team occasionally squeks out a win when the opposing teammakes a mental error....
You can come on here and pound your chest, because, what else do you have to do?
You're team then get's beat by a team that played Tim Tebow at Wide Reciver, and by a Team QB'd by Alex Smith...
Well then, being the troll most Bengal fans are... You can just hide until you win your next game!
...Well, If you win another game this year....
Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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Troll?? Laughable...Ya see, ignorant folks like you dont know that I was on this board when it started. I was on this board before it was at its current web address. Been banned because the smack was so good the mods didn't know how to handle me. That's another stroy though. I come here to pound my chest? Nope. What I do is let you all know that 3 games doesn't make a season. Now I know your pre NFL merger championships came in a time when there were about 8-10 games a season and your trophies are probably being eaten by termites but hey I wont hold it against you. After all you are a south Canadian football fan. Ya probably just dont know any better. Tim Tebow and Alex Smith were on teams that beat the Bengals..Yep! Two college All Americans with some Heismann sprinkled in just to boot. I can't hate on that. But you've beaten "Chad Henne and a "Manning-less" Colts team that would have probably stomped you into oblivion if he was there and you lost to who??? (oh I know it hurts just to think about that) But hey, I wont hold t against you. Drinking water from the Cuyahoga can make you a little crazy.. Beat on a mental error? No other team in the NFL lets something like that happen to them..Then your coach goes and cries to the league like a little girl. They got beat cuz they got out coached and out hustled. Yep, just another proud moment that makes anyone who has ever played for the Browns..No wait, they're in Baltimore..So I'll just say this current cast of South Canadian football players who are impersonating what used to be there in Cleveland remember Dwayne Rudd, bottle-gate and Tommy Maddox..But hey I wont hold it against ya..Your just another Clowns fan and in my book that means you're just "special" This is still WAY too easy..
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Tim Tebow and Alex Smith were on teams that beat the Bengals..Yep! Two college All Americans with some Heismann sprinkled in just to boot. I can't hate on that.
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Why stop? Does it bother you to read what I post? The fact is that both of those guys, while not elite NFL QB's have winning pedigrees. One of them has a town clamoring for him to start and the other is in a town that is still waiting for him to mature. (WOW somehow this all seems to apply to your current QB too) I now let you back into your glass house. There's s few stones I know you haven't thrown there yet.  Too easy...Just way too easy..
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The Bengals are in what .... their 44th year?
They have finished 30 of those years at .500 or below.
You are a collective 87 games under .500 for your existence.
You have little room to brag about anything where your team is concerned.
Have a nice day.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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and in those 44 years the Bengals have had higher levels of the success than the Browns..
As I've said before since the merger your team hasn't been able to cut it.
Kind of lets you know where you stand, doesn't it?
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Yep we stand above you, just look up in the standings 
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Considering we were gone for 3 years ...and had to start completely over from nothing without even proper time to do so ...... well, I would hope so.
Run along home. Take your lifetime losing record with you. We'll see you later this season. Somehow I don't think that you'll get lucky twice this year. If you do, I'll be happy to congratulate you.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Troll?? Laughable...Ya see, ignorant folks like you dont know that I was on this board when it started. I was on this board before it was at its current web address. Been banned because the smack was so good the mods didn't know how to handle me. That's another stroy though.
So you joined this forum 5 years ago, and 90% of your 300 posts are in the Smack Shack... Yes, that is the definition of a troll...
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I come here to pound my chest? Nope. What I do is let you all know that 3 games doesn't make a season. Now I know your pre NFL merger championships came in a time when there were about 8-10 games a season and your trophies are probably being eaten by termites but hey I wont hold it against you. After all you are a south Canadian football fan. Ya probably just dont know any better.
Noone is saying 3 games makes a season, YOU are the one that are claiming people are saying that.
Yeah, our trophies are old, but all that means is that the termites have more trophies than the Bengals do too...
Also, South Canada? What does that even mean? Buffalo actually plays IN Canada... I don't get it...
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Tim Tebow and Alex Smith were on teams that beat the Bengals..Yep! Two college All Americans with some Heismann sprinkled in just to boot. I can't hate on that. But you've beaten "Chad Henne and a "Manning-less" Colts team that would have probably stomped you into oblivion if he was there and you lost to who??? (oh I know it hurts just to think about that) But hey, I wont hold t against you. Drinking water from the Cuyahoga can make you a little crazy..
Chad Henne has 841 Yards and 4 Tds in 3 games. The Colts took The Steelers to the wire. And you're proud you lost to teams that had good college QBs? Um ok...
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Beat on a mental error? No other team in the NFL lets something like that happen to them..Then your coach goes and cries to the league like a little girl. They got beat cuz they got out coached and out hustled. Yep, just another proud moment that makes anyone who has ever played for the Browns..No wait, they're in Baltimore..So I'll just say this current cast of South Canadian football players who are impersonating what used to be there in Cleveland remember Dwayne Rudd, bottle-gate and Tommy Maddox..But hey I wont hold it against ya..Your just another Clowns fan and in my book that means you're just "special"
A few things, Teams get beat on mental errors every year, Tony romo is INFAMOUS for his mental error against Seattle in the playoffs just for an example.
Comments like the "Browns are in Baltimore", "South Canadians" and calling people "special" (aka personal attacks) make you not even a formidable troll... It's sad because I think you actually believe most of what you say...
Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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Cleveland Browns last playoff victory: January 1, 1994
Cincinnati Bengals last playoff victory: January 6, 1990
Through our move, rebirth, and everything since, they have still managed to have won a playoff game sooner than that debacle of a franchise you call the bengals.
You got banned because the smack was so good? eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy there.
You're a bengal fan, you probably shouldn't talk much, you troll boards of opposing teams.
Maybe you should sit down, shut up, and just watch your bengals on tv. Oh wait, you can't.
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3 and 1/2 weeks and still no sighting of stripes, maybe he wised up and began to root for another team.
Can Deshaun Watson play better for the Browns, than Baker Mayfield would have? ... Now the Games count.
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I have a feeling im going to see crap on this board here real soon,.... here comes the trolls
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Hey Dawgman, I smell it too, troll crap and it should be showing up in about 3 minutes... 
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and cue meth man in 3... 2... 1...
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As soon as you Clownies play a "good" team you will fold like a house of cards. (Quote) As I predicted Clownies. And a beatdown at that.
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Our fans don't fold like yours tend to do.
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From what I saw in the highlights, Your stadium may have been a sell out but it was FAR from FULL..Let ole' Colt-n-em" keep putting on superstar performances like they did today and I'm sure that will keep the fans coming in droves! (sarcasm)
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