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Wait, you're making fun of us because a few people were getting food while the camera was panning around the stadium?  Bengals fans must spend too much time trolling other teams boards to make it out to their own games. That must be it.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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That was by far the weakest post I've seen on this forum in a a long time. So you had about 20,000 people who suddenly wanted a burger?? Umm,,yeah buddy! If you say so.. 
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WOW the Bunguls "faithful" sure didn't disappoint  
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Poor CurlyD are you going to be the star in the next Mr McGoo movie? I was at the game and there were not 20,000 empty seats till halfway through the 4th quarter. 
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Poor CurlyD are you going to be the star in the next Mr McGoo movie? I was at the game and there were not 20,000 empty seats till halfway through the 4th quarter.
There were, however, 20,000 empty seats during kick-off at the Bengals game.
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and 40,000 empty heads in the other seats.
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and 40,000 empty heads in the other seats.
Hey, don't talk bad about the 35,000 Bills fans that were there....
Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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and 40,000 empty heads in the other seats.
Hey, don't talk bad about the 35,000 Bills fans that were there....
Hey, be careful guys, you'll get banned for your smack being too good! 
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I guess old curly will never have to worry about being banned then
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You do realize there's a difference between seats emptying late in the 4th (Browns stadium this Sunday), and the seats empty for the whole game (every Bungals game)?
Who got blacked out this past weekend? Maybe you're ol' buddy Ochocinco will show some mercy and continue buying up tickets, 'cause that's the only hope you have.
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Damn, dead last and 12k less per game than the next worst team. That's pathetic....especially since there were a boatload of Bills fans at the last game. Cincitucky.....the blackout capital of the NFL!
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Just look at it this way then. That will leave plenty of seats for all of you when the Clowns come to Cincy to get stomped again..And this past game against the Titans, it didn't get bad in the 4th Qtr, it got bad in the 3rd qtr. Frankly it really doesn't matter. Its typical of Clown fans to bail on their team and with that last performance, who'd blame ya? LOL!!!!
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Hey, SquirlyD...answer one question....
Does your team suck?
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Stuck watching the Bengals this week since they're on the road and will actually be on TV.
At least the other AFC matchups don't look that great on paper, but I'd rather watch Tennessee and Pittsburgh over this stinker I'll have to watch in Jacksonville.
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Feeling blue that you have to watch them? Just call Jerome Simpson.. I hear he has some stuff to make you feel good.
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sort by %. 64.5% for Cinci. Even 0-4 fairweather Miami is at 78%.
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A bungle fan talking bail smack is funny on so many levels. I think there were more fans at my son's 8th grade game last night than the bungles had.
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Hey, SquirlyD...answer one question....
Does your team suck?
Nope, But it seems yours blows pretty hard..LOL!!!!
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A bungle fan talking bail smack is funny on so many levels. I think there were more fans at my son's 8th grade game last night than the bungles had.
Oh so is that who that was on the field against the Titans last Sunday? But ya know what I probably shouldn't insult your sons team like that...Give him my apologies, will ya??
Still way too easy.
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I don't understand how someone could honestly type the things you do and consider them to be good smack 
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Still way too easy
Yep. About as easy as scoring a couple bungle tickets for 99 cents on Ebay. 
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There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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I don't understand how someone could honestly type the things you do and consider them to be good smack
Its pretty easy, I do it with a keyboard. Then I make simple replies to an audience that for the most part, probably thinks, "Horton Hears a Who" was written by Charles Dickens..Then add in a little bit of humor. (Easily done by saying something like" Usama Young is a great tackler").Taa Daahhh!..There you have it!!
Now you know why ITS SO EASY!!
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Found it for you...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/4-Bengals-Vs-Col...=item45fd95d83b
UNDER FACE VALUE!!! lol
Psst...C'mere..If you look at the clowns tickets for next weeks game..There are tons of them on ebay that no one has made any sort of bid on..So I'll keep this between you and I but, this post is weak....
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Found it for you...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/4-Bengals-Vs-Col...=item45fd95d83b
UNDER FACE VALUE!!! lol
Psst...C'mere..If you look at the clowns tickets for next weeks game..There are tons of them on ebay that no one has made any sort of bid on..So I'll keep this between you and I but, this post is weak....
Next week?
You mean our bye week?
When we'd still have more fans show up if they could than the Bengals would?
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Does your team suck?
Nope, But it seems yours blows pretty hard..LOL!!!!
WTH? Can you not have a real discussion about your team or are you just here to look foolish? 
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WTH? Can you not have a real discussion about your team or are you just here to look foolish?
WTH?? You apparently didn't like my answer..I said "NOPE". So get off your little self righteous whining about a "real discussion". Check the forum title, its the smack shack..Not the" hen peck".
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Yeah, that's about what I expected. Thanks for not letting me down. 
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WTH?? You apparently didn't like my answer..I said "NOPE". So get off your little self righteous whining about a "real discussion". Check the forum title, its the smack shack..Not the" hen peck".
You should know all about hens. You turn into a chicken every time your team loses.
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If I turn into a chicken then call me Foghorn Leghorn because I've been smackin' you "dawgs" around for a long time.. La-da-da diddle-dee-dum-dum.. DO DA! DO DA!
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Smacking us around like Benson smacks around bouncers in Austin, the way Simpson is gonna get smacked with jail time, the way Marvin Lewis smacks himself when he wakes up every morning and he's still coaching the Bungals  , the way Carson Palmer smacks himself when he realized he should have retired from the Bungals sooner, or the way Mike Brown got smacked on the head when he was an infant (the only possible explanation)? Please clarify...
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Smacking us around like Benson smacks around bouncers in Austin, the way Simpson is gonna get smacked with jail time, the way Marvin Lewis smacks himself when he wakes up every morning and he's still coaching the Bungals , the way Carson Palmer smacks himself when he realized he should have retired from the Bungals sooner, or the way Mike Brown got smacked on the head when he was an infant (the only possible explanation)?
Please clarify...
If its clarification you want, you got it.
When I say "smackin you dawgs around" I mean that not one of you can sit there and profess with an honest face that the Clowns are any model of sucess for anyone or anything. Your town became a symbol of a failed game of chicken with Art Modell. You speak of Marvin Lewis? Umm how many coaches have the clowns had that have fallen on their face, and I'm only talking about the ones who've been around since the team came back. (OUCH) Run in's with the law?? Really? I mean really? Do the names Eric Steinbach, Jeremiah Pharms or Donte Stallworth, ring any bells with you?
You see Cleveland fans are easy to smack because in order for them to say anything of relevance, they have to reference sitting in front of ole grandpa's stoop and listen to stories about the days when Jim Brown and Otto Graham played and there were only 12 teams in the league.
Bottle-gate, Cheering your own QB's injury, Throwing a helmet to lose a game, The Drive, the Fumble, Red right 88, Ben Gay, getting scored on cuz your defense was too lazy to get on the field, Throwing electronics and anointing any QB who might have the misfortune of playing for the Clowns as your next Brian Sipe (as if he was anything to measure up too) make the fans and that franchise completely laughable to me.
Is that clear enough for ya? Now go away boy, ya botha me! Oh doo da day!!!!
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lol.
One of those guys never played another down in a Cleveland Browns uniform after his arrest.
One of those guys never played a game in a Cleveland Browns uniform period.
One of those guys was with the Bengals when he was arrested
All three of those guys combined have less arrests combined than your Running Back does alone
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Daaaaamn. First he tries "bailing on your team" smack and now "criminal" smack? That's like Casey Anthony trying "bad parenting" smack. 
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The really sad part about all of this is that they may not actually be a troll...
They may actually believe everything they're saying...
That's depressing.
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Yep but our "criminal" running back, is out rushing your Madden cursed one hit wonder..But never fear, I guess if he stubs his toe, gets a splinter or a "boo-boo" on his finger he'll scream I'm hurt and I can't play this week..
I could go on an on but man,,This really is just TOO EASY!
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Look out everybody Curly is about to break out the "Yo Momma" smack, or the my daddy can beat up your daddy smack, or maybe the ha ha your a poop head smack. But at least it would be a improvement of the weak crap he has been regurgitating so far,
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Or he might go way back to elementary school days and use "bounces off of me and back on you".He seems to be getting desperate.
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