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7th November 2006 20:00:02 http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/126192004.htmJessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet. The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts. A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video. It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain. The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex. Wonder what Romo's thinking? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
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Coming from a UK newspaper ... they're about as reliable as the Enquirer. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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Probably not true but you never know.<img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> they're about as reliable as the Enquirer The Enquirer is real; didn't you see Men in Black? <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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Fingers and Toes crossed on this one... Hopefully K-Fed leaks the Brittney tapes out too!! <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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Do a 2-for-1 w/ that and the Brittney tape Ill drop $5 on it, haha.
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Assuming you do make a sex tape, How does it "fall into the wrong hands."
Did you loan it one of your friends to watch?
Did it fall out of your purse at the mall?
How does that happen?
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch......
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Assuming you do make a sex tape, How does it "fall into the wrong hands."
Did you loan it one of your friends to watch?
Did it fall out of your purse at the mall?
How does that happen? the butler did it.
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Assuming you do make a sex tape, How does it "fall into the wrong hands." You divorce the owner of the tape? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Do a 2-for-1 w/ that and the Brittney tape Ill drop $5 on it, haha. Speaking of Ms. Spears needing more attention... You see that recently while out partying on more than one occasion Ms. Spears has "forgotten" to slip a pair of underwear on and that there might be cameras around when she gets out of a car? And by the way, that last baby was by C-section.
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We'll need a link for that ... otherwise it's classified as "rumor" <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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We'll need a link for that ... otherwise it's classified as "rumor" <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I should post the link within the muck that is "Browns Chat," just to see if anyone even cares any more over there. (Just kidding mods...<img src="/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> )
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CLUE:
1. Tom Cruise
2. In the attic above the media room
3. On a zip line
doot, doot, dootdoot
doot, doot, dootdoot...
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Coming from a UK newspaper ... they're about as reliable as the Enquirer. Some are pretty good E, but you're spot on for this one. The Daily Sport is hilarious, gone are the days of headlines like "Alien Love Slime Killed My Geraniums" and "London Bus Found On The Moon". They are trying to get more serious. But how serious can you be when on page 2 it says "Today's Nipple Count = 63"? And where the hell's the chick with only one nipple?!? <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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Assuming you do make a sex tape, How does it "fall into the wrong hands."
Did you loan it one of your friends to watch?
Did it fall out of your purse at the mall?
How does that happen? LMAO!!! The video crew that filmed it promised there'd only be one copy. I hope that tape of my pimply white arse doesn't "fall into the wrong hands". <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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I'm just hoping your pimply white arse doesn't fall into the wrong hands. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." More like high heels and langeria....Making sex tapes doesn`t sound like high morals...lol...
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LOL what kind of person with high morals MAKE a sex tape? anyways this one i'm looking forward to <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> screw birtney...jessica is like 10x hotter...
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But how serious can you be when on page 2 it says "Today's Nipple Count = 63"? And where the hell's the chick with only one nipple?!? <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> That is a good question Riddler......I'm a chick and would love to know the answer to that. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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Maybe it's a chick with three nipples. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
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But how serious can you be when on page 2 it says "Today's Nipple Count = 63"? And where the hell's the chick with only one nipple?!? <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> That is a good question Riddler......I'm a chick and would love to know the answer to that. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> You judgmental people assume some poor woman is running around with just one nipple. It is equally possible that one woman has 3... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
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I thought of that also.......but then that would mean that she is a witch. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Only real witches have 3 nipples <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
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How do you KNOW she's a witch? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Hey, I didn't say I know, I just said I heard that anyone with 3 nipples is a witch <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
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because she's made of wood?
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... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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I thought it was silicone. <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" />
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either way, she floats!
Witch! She's a Witch!
Browns is the Browns
... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
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She turned me into a newt.
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a newt? <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" />
Browns is the Browns
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But I'm feeling much better now. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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a newt? <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" /> I got better
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a newt? <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" /> I got better "Old woman!" " Man." "Man, Sorry." "I'm not old." "What?" "I am not old, I'm 37." <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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But how serious can you be when on page 2 it says "Today's Nipple Count = 63"? And where the hell's the chick with only one nipple?!? <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> That is a good question Riddler......I'm a chick and would love to know the answer to that. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> You judgmental people assume some poor woman is running around with just one nipple. It is equally possible that one woman has 3... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> I met a stripper with 3 nipples a couple years ago...fascinating... <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> # 3 pointed right out the side.... the breasts were 100 percent silicone as well.... <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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