DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk The Smack Shack Shurmur Interview Translation

Question: Did you feel a need to talk to McCoy about the team's pursuit of a quarterback during the offseason?
Shurmur: "Nope. Like a lot of the other players who I have spoken to throughout the offseason, I didn't think that was necessary.
Translation: Who cares what the lame duck QB thinks?

Question: Is Scott Fujita here and has he heard anything about his situation?
Shurmur: "Scott is not here today and I have not heard anything. My understanding is that he is in New York today, but I don't know any details."
Translation: I don’t know anything about a cheap shot artist on the downside of his career.

Question: What do you think of Ryan Tannehill?
Shurmur: "I think you guys are going to visit with Tom (Heckert) here. I'll leave that for Tom."
Translation: I am passing the buck before our draft mistakes even happen.

Question: How involved are you with the draft process?
Shurmur: "I'm very heavily involved and I talk to Tom every day."
Translation: It will be Tom’s fault.

Question: What conclusions can you make about the running backs at this point?
Shurmur: "They were all here today and I know, from our conversations, they are very eager to improve."
Translation: These guys will be working at Walmart someday.

Question: Do you think Hardesty can improve now that he is more than a full year after surgery?
Shurmur: "Again I'm not an expert on that, but I do think he has had a longer time to obviously get his legs back under him."
Translation: He’s an injury waiting to happen, but we have nobody else.

Never thought I would ever say this,but this guy posts more ignorant stuff than Medgirl and that's saying something.

Quetion? Why does Hateraid go to such lengths to try to find something to make fun of about the Browns?

Answer: Translation. Hateraid is obsessed and infatuated with the Cleveland Browns and cannot get them out of his, or her mind.

" Working at Walmart someday"? Do they sign super bowl merchandise at Wal Mart?

You are to smack shack posting what the Charlotte Bobcats are to the NBA.. fighting to not be the worst ever.

I think it's reverse-trolling. He's posting stuff that's so out in left field (and not funny, let's not lose sight of this), that it makes the other Smack Shack Frequenters (Methman, Palmer4MVP (the hilarity of this guy's screen name is great), etc.) look that much worse.

Just a theory.

Hateraid.... I just posted good funny smack
Translation... I made myself look like a buffoon by posting bad smack that's not even funny.