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Hungry Jack syrup truck spills onto Buttermilk Pike A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway. "Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup," Fort Mitchell Police Officer Mark Spanyer told the Kentucky Enquirer. "It was a royal pain in the butt." The semitrailer dumped hundreds of boxes of Hungry Jack syrup bottles. Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt in the accident, including the driver. Spanyer said the incident occurred on Thursday when the Hungry Jack driver maneuvered to avoid a car on the highway with a blown-out tire. While the driver was able to avoid the car, he then crashed into a median on the Buttermilk Pike overpass. Sadly, cleanup crews were forced to use sand, rather than giant pancakes, to clean up the mess. http://www.yahoo.com/_ylt=Ame2Y6PeYidQ23...-174159531.htmlLet the puns commence 
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Sounds like a sticky situation.
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Sweet! (glad nobody was hurt though)
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I bet it took a while to fork all the syrup off of there.
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Hungry Jack syrup truck spills onto Buttermilk Pike
A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.
"Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup," Fort Mitchell Police Officer Mark Spanyer told the Kentucky Enquirer. "It was a royal pain in the butt."
The semitrailer dumped hundreds of boxes of Hungry Jack syrup bottles.
Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt in the accident, including the driver. Spanyer said the incident occurred on Thursday when the Hungry Jack driver maneuvered to avoid a car on the highway with a blown-out tire. While the driver was able to avoid the car, he then crashed into a median on the Buttermilk Pike overpass.
Sadly, cleanup crews were forced to use sand, rather than giant pancakes, to clean up the mess.
http://www.yahoo.com/_ylt=Ame2Y6PeYidQ23...-174159531.html
Let the puns commence
Oh man, I live pretty close to there. What a sticky situation!
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I'm disappointed... We usually get a lot batter puns in threads like these.
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I was going to post a funny pun, but I kept waffling between a few semi-funny ones.
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All we needed was a truck load of Blueberrys...
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I'm disappointed... We usually get a lot batter puns in threads like these.
This butter get funnier.
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You butter not drive further, you might get stuck in traffic.
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Sadly, cleanup crews were forced to use sand, rather than giant pancakes, to clean up the mess.
What a load of crepe.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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I bet traffic patterns were all scrambled after that accident
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Sorry, no puns from me................but, a number of years ago I was "honored" to receive a phone call at 2 a.m. from my fil (runs a towing company)........needed me to help unload a semi that tipped over.
There were about 6 of us - semi was on its side. And what was it carrying? Pallets of salsa, chocolate syrup, and maple syrup. And it seemed the majority of the bottles/jars were broken. Wanna talk about a stinky, smelly, sticky mess?????
After a while it was all I could do to go in the trailer without puking. Gloves covered in all that, jeans covered, sweatshirt covered..........
(the rig went off the road, flipped on its side, slid, hit a drain and it peeled the side/part of the roof off like it had been a tin can opened with a can opener. Had to unload the trailer to flip it over........)
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You don't have to post a pun, puns are stupid.. even if you were paid to help, you are still a good friend to jump in like that. I'm like you, when my friends call, ihop right over to help them too.
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lol. nice buildup. way to flip the script. The whole making-you-wait-for-it was sau-sage.
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I just hope the truck landed sunny side up, and wasn't poached later on.
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PANCAKES!!!!
Man, I was never good with puns.
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Since I doughnut have any other puns, maybe I should switch this post to a discussion about Aunt Jamima. I hear she got busted for DUI after a accident in Kentucky.
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i was wondering when this topic would degrade into talking about Aunt Jemima's busts.
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And just top it off with Uncle Jemima's best http://www.hulu.com/watch/3517
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I prefer Mrs Butterworth's busts. 
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i was wondering when this topic would degrade into talking about Aunt Jemima's busts.
I prefer Mrs Butterworth's busts.
Is that why the bottle is always so sticky ...... ?  
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i was wondering when this topic would degrade into talking about Aunt Jemima's busts.
I prefer Mrs Butterworth's busts.
Is that why the bottle is always so sticky ...... ?
Oh, that was really terrible...
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i was wondering when this topic would degrade into talking about Aunt Jemima's busts.
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Is that why the bottle is always so sticky ...... ?
Busted 
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Man I'm glad I use Country Kitchen syrup. 
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For what?
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On waffles .... pancakes ..... french toast ....... girlfriends ......
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and you're still using the same bottle you bought 97.
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Yeah .... but in fairness, it was a 8000 oz bottle .......
and I don't eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast.
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No wonder you hurt your back. Lugging around 7990 oz of syrup all these years
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And you know the freakin' pancake company is just milking this story line up as long as it can...
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So he did have waffles once!
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No kidding. Do you have any idea how heavy that is? 
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I Did you include that freaking heavy bottle into that?
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Sorry 530.63
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I knew that it had to be over 500 ...... lol
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