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You Clowns are always spouting off about the Bengals not being able to sell out their games & then Krogers has to step in & buy the remaining tickets. Now I hear that the Cleveland Indians have the lowest attendance in ALL of major league baseball. It's so bad that your closer last month called out Cleveland fans as punks for not coming to the games. Oh what grand Hypocrisy!!

P.S. - Maybe we should send Krogers up there to buy some Indians tickets.

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Med You crack me up.

You come to a Football board and use Baseball Smack.

LAME!

Hey why don't you call Kroger's and maybe they'll pay for you to learn to talk smack.


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Maybe you should send some of the Red's players to visit the Bengals to teach them how to stay out of jail.

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so, do they sell Meth at Kroger's in the C-tucky? Or do you have to go to Wal-Mart for that?

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You Clowns are always spouting off about the Bengals not being able to sell out their games & then Krogers has to step in & buy the remaining tickets. Now I hear that the Cleveland Indians have the lowest attendance in ALL of major league baseball. It's so bad that your closer last month called out Cleveland fans as punks for not coming to the games. Oh what grand Hypocrisy!!

P.S. - Maybe we should send Krogers up there to buy some Indians tickets.




That makes perfect sense - this being a Cleveland Indians forum and all.....

Are you going to also go back to being wrong about which section of the state is better at HS football as well?


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Here you go, now you can order some Cavs tickets since your City is to pathetic to support three Major Professional teams. http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/tickets/sales_directory.html


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Here you go, now you can order some Cavs tickets since your City is to pathetic to support three Major Professional teams. http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/tickets/sales_directory.html




well, they don't support the Bengals either, you might want to link him to a Brown's ticket site


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I'm upset that you missed the opportunity to throw in some Cleveland Crunch smack.


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well, they don't support the Bengals either, you might want to link him to a Brown's ticket site




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Well Medmann Jr. tells me that Cleveland also no longer has a professional Opera or Ballet company because you guessed it NO fan support, they folded. I guess you Clowns will go to a football game but NOTHING else. So there you have it some Opera & Ballet smack!

P.S. - In Cincy the Museums, Opera, Ballet & Symphony are all interconnected & mutually supporting, no one entity can fail, just FYI for you Clowns.

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Why am I not shocked that someone from the "Queen city" is talking opera and ballet smack?


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Medgirl probably has on her little tights and TuTu while she was typing that about the ballet.

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Well Medmann Jr. tells me that Cleveland also no longer has a professional Opera or Ballet company because you guessed it NO fan support, they folded. I guess you Clowns will go to a football game but NOTHING else. So there you have it some Opera & Ballet smack!

P.S. - In Cincy the Museums, Opera, Ballet & Symphony are all interconnected & mutually supporting, no one entity can fail, just FYI for you Clowns.







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Why am I not shocked that someone from the "Queen city" is talking opera and ballet smack?




If you ever saw their mayor try to throw a baseball, you'd understand why they focus so much on the arts instead.


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Cleveland also no longer has a professional Opera or Ballet company because you guessed it NO fan support, they folded.




oh no, the horrors. whatever shall we do now?


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P.S. - In Cincy the Museums, Opera, Ballet & Symphony are all interconnected




Much like the family trees in Cincy


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In the end.... facts are still facts...

# of Bengals league championships? ZERO

# of Browns league championships? 8


You have won nothing.

Have a nice day at the opera or the pampered chef party or whatever it is you do when you are not trolling around.


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Oh look it's a bungles fan. Don't blink, you may never see one again.

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I heard they're like cicadas.

You see 'em once every 17 years.



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You see 'em once every 17 years.




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In the end.... facts are still facts...

# of Bengals league championships? ZERO

# of Browns league championships? 8


You have won nothing.

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You Cleveland Clowns crack me up. You win 8 Championships in a defunct league from the 40's & 50's & that is supposed to impress? Back then there were only like 8 teams so everybody was almost guaranteed to win a trophy eventually. Think of your Championships as like winning a preseason trophy because the level of play doesn't even come close to the level of play we have today + you can't compare your record to the Bengals because they did not even exist the last time you won anything. The fact is that you Clowns haven't won anything in 50 years but hey you can go down to the museum & look at your non-Lombardy type trophies. Now you will try & site how your Championship are big deal in Canton Ohio when of course most of the old guys who work there grew up in Cleveland so big surprise there.

P.S. - You haven't won anything in 50 YEARS!!

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Oh & just a reminder, the Bengals have won 16 of the last 19 meetings with your Cleveland Clowns.

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You haven't won anything............EVER!!!!!!


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You haven't won anything............EVER!!!!!!




lol

zero championships

I don't think he understands the glass houses saying. Although he's a bungle fan, so he probably lives in the truck that he sells meth out of.

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Oh & just a reminder, the Bengals have won 16 of the last 19 meetings with your Cleveland Clowns.



Do you have the trophy for that on display in the stadium?


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Its right next to their Super Bowl participation trophies.


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And right below their shrine to all people who can legally drink who have not seen the Bungles win a playoff game.


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Lol

I'll be 30 next year and I've never seen the Bungles have back to back winning seasons. They've only had 6 winning seasons during my lifetime. Our Browns had that many by 1995.


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