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#717962 09/02/12 10:36 PM
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Hey Clowntown lets play a game. Predict how your team will finish in the standing this year. The winner gets nothing as it's almost like being the winner of a "You're So Ugly" Contest.

Bengals 11-5
Ravens 10-6
Steelers 8-8
Browns 3-13

Bold Predictions:

Richardson's total yards from scrimmage is less than 1000.

Weeden is a collossal failure.

MoMass fails to reach the illustrious 700 yard receiving mark.

Clowns fans continue to think progress is being made.

Haden continues to think he's better than he really is.

Shurmur uses the "We battled really hard today" line numerous times.


Man, and to think just one year ago Mike Holmgren and Peyton Hillis were the Kings of Cleveland and Usama Young was the prized free agent aquisition that was going to make your secondary "legit". Usama freakin Young. My how the times have changed.

Hey, at least you have the Indians. Maybe after a year Haslam can sell the Browns to the Dolans.

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Usama Young was the prized free agent aquisition that was going to make your secondary "legit". Usama freakin Young.




Put down the pipe.

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Bengals fans don't sell out at least 3 games.



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Bengals fans don't sell out at least 3 games.




That's being optimistic...

did you know the last time the Bengals had back-to-back playoff season was 1982


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Prediction: When the Bengals are at home, I'll be able to watch more Browns games in Cincinnati than Bengals games.


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Anyone have a good over/under on how many Bengals players end up in legal troubles before the season ends?

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I'll reassert my prediction:

Bengals 2011 = Browns 2007.


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Bengals 8-8

8 arrest's
8 convictions


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Prediction: Carson Palmer will not win an MVP.

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How do you know he doesn't mean Jordan Palmer?


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Bengals 8-8

8 arrest's
8 convictions




hahahahahahahaha


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I predict your mom will be at my place

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I predict after week 7 we will not be hearing from Bungals fans, as they will have disappeared. Then, unfortunately, the Squeelers, and dirty birds will come out of the shadows bragging on their team as the best. I also predict another corny "fear the tiger" and welcome to the basement" comments that we have grown to ignore.

and I predict The Browns are going to shock some people this year.


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How do you know he doesn't mean Jordan Palmer?




I thought he meant Rosie Palmer.


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The winner gets nothing



Sort of like what the Bengals get even if they beat the Browns. Congratulations.


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