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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had on in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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*L* I got a chuckle out of that one... 
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WAIT  I'm not dead yet 
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Quote:
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
I heard the Vatican is investigating because after 20 minutes everybody ran screaming, "He is risen"...
yebat' Putin
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Did they roll him in flour and poke the wet spot too deeply? 
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir
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So few paragraphs... so many bad puns. 
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I know how much this board loves puns. I thought I'd just get them all out of the way in the first post.... somehow a few wise asses still thought of more! 
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I heard he died from loafing? Ok..bad joke, but at yeast I came up with one!
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Quote:
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The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
I heard the Vatican is investigating because after 20 minutes everybody ran screaming, "He is risen"...
 This one tickles me, for some reason...hee hee hee.
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You're laughing at DC's lame jokes?? You are dilusional... 
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Nah....just drunk! 
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Forums DawgTalk Tailgate Forum Another sad story...
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