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Moose: Canada's Best Friend? #731221 10/31/12 10:17 PM
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OP RocketOptimist Hall of Famer R Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,433 Likes: 11	Quote: (Reuters) - Legend has it that a Canadian Mountie always gets his man. But nobody said anything about a moose. An officer with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was injured early on Thursday after being charged by a bull moose while driving on patrol in central British Columbia. The officer was driving toward two moose at an intersection in the small community of Prince Rupert in an attempt to head off another vehicle approaching the same junction. As the officer neared the animals, a bull moose charged his vehicle, breaking the front bumper as it jumped on the roof of the car. The moose began stomping and kicking, and a hoof broke the driver's side window, injuring the officer. The moose then jumped on the trunk of the car and finally back on the road. "Both the culprit and accomplice departed the area on hoof," the RCMP said in a statement. The officer suffered bruising on his left shoulder, but did not require medical attention. He finished his shift and went home to rest, the police said. (Reporting By Russ Blinch; Editing by Peter Cooney) Link I wonder if the Mountie looked like this? Oh, we haven't had a good pun thread in awhile. Go ahead and pun away. Last edited by RocketOptimist; 10/31/12 10:20 PM.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731222 11/01/12 01:20 AM
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CaptainCheckdown Dawg Talker C Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,802 The State Up North	How many puns can you derive from "moose"?! What a bunch of Bullwinkle... Politicians are puppets, y'all. Let's get Geppetto! Formerly 4yikes2yoshi0

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731223 11/01/12 01:40 AM
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Tulsa Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 16,195 Backnine	Quote: Dudley suffered bruising on his left shoulder and a fat lip, but did not require medical attention. He finished his shift and went home with hoof in mouth, the police said. #GMSTRONG

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731224 11/01/12 01:40 AM
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Kingcob Dawg Talker K Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,276	It's Badenov mounties have to Do-right and catch criminals, now they have to take on mother nature too? I hope that snide moose didn't give him Whiplash. Last edited by Kingcob; 11/01/12 01:41 AM.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731225 11/01/12 02:59 AM
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kingodawg Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,349 Barbertucky	I know this is kind of a joke thread, but during mating season the bull moose is one of the most dangerous animals in the world. King You may be in the drivers seat but God is holding the map. #GMSTRONG

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? CaptainCheckdown #731226 11/01/12 08:45 AM
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DCDAWGFAN Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 40,398 Likes: 280	Quote: How many puns can you derive from "moose"?! What a bunch of Bullwinkle... Well this thread is off to a rocky start. yebat' Putin

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731227 11/01/12 09:10 AM
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JulesDawg Legend J Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,367 Likes: 55	I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731228 11/01/12 09:20 AM
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DCDAWGFAN Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 40,398 Likes: 280	It's a little known fact that a moose has an inherent fear of moccasins and will attack at first sight. yebat' Putin

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731229 11/01/12 10:08 AM
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SaintDawg Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,575 Likes: 37 Columbus, Ohio	Always wanted to see AK.... SaintDawg™ Football, baseball, basketball, wine, women, walleye

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? kingodawg #731230 11/01/12 10:17 AM
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no_logo_required Legend N Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 17,850	Quote: I know this is kind of a joke thread, but during mating season the bull moose is one of the most dangerous animals in the world. King 2nd only to Ben Roethlisburger #gmstrong

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731231 11/01/12 10:31 AM
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Squires Hall of Famer S Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,072 Likes: 126	Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Remember, they are more afraid of you than you are of them. It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731232 11/01/12 11:52 AM
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dawg66 Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,498 Likes: 52 West Central Ohio	Make sure you send us a picture of you riding one. #gmstrong Live, Love, Laugh

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731233 11/01/12 12:01 PM
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Phone Dr Practice Squad Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 214	Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Just Remeber if HE wants to get into the hot tub with you...let him, but whatever you do. DON"T offer him a Moosehead Beer Enjoy yourself

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731234 11/01/12 12:12 PM
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DCDAWGFAN Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 40,398 Likes: 280	Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Don't forget that if you give a moose a muffin, he'll want another and another... and he'll want some jam to go with it... somebody with kids will get that. yebat' Putin

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? Phone Dr #731235 11/01/12 02:17 PM
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ExclDawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 14,248	I really hope she doesn't give a Moosehead. That's probably more illegal than riding seacows.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? DCDAWGFAN #731236 11/01/12 02:35 PM
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no_logo_required Legend N Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 17,850	Quote: Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Don't forget that if you give a moose a muffin, he'll want another and another... and he'll want some jam to go with it... somebody with kids will get that. just don't let him around the paints, darn guy will make a mess of things! and don't even get me started about the selfish mouse and his popcorn! #gmstrong

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? RocketOptimist #731237 11/01/12 02:54 PM
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Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? no_logo_required #731238 11/01/12 02:58 PM
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DCDAWGFAN Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 40,398 Likes: 280	Quote: Quote: Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Don't forget that if you give a moose a muffin, he'll want another and another... and he'll want some jam to go with it... somebody with kids will get that. just don't let him around the paints, darn guy will make a mess of things! and don't even get me started about the selfish mouse and his popcorn! There it is... yebat' Putin

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731239 11/02/12 08:05 AM
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GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 26,839 Likes: 482 ohio	I would suggest walking toward the moose with your hands in the air and a bottle of beer in your right hand, but it looks like that doesn't work lol I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? Squires #731240 11/02/12 09:59 AM
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JulesDawg Legend J Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,367 Likes: 55	Quote: Quote: I'm heading for Alaska in a few weeks and the more I hear about moose behavior the more worried I get. Remember, they are more afraid of you than you are of them. I highly doubt that.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? GMdawg #731241 11/02/12 10:01 AM
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JulesDawg Legend J Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,367 Likes: 55	People never cease to amaze me....

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? GMdawg #731242 11/02/12 10:07 AM
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PrplPplEater Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,963 Likes: 769 River Styx	It failed because he failed to recite the all-important incantation that must be uttered before attempting something so stupid: "here, hold my beer". Browns is the Browns ... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? PrplPplEater #731243 11/02/12 10:35 AM
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Arps Hall of Famer A Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,643	Quote: It failed because he failed to recite the all-important incantation that must be uttered before attempting something so stupid: "here, hold my beer". Thats only in the South. A true Canadian never relinquishes his beer.

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? Arps #731244 11/02/12 11:15 AM
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no_logo_required Legend N Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 17,850	Quote: Quote: It failed because he failed to recite the all-important incantation that must be uttered before attempting something so stupid: "here, hold my beer". Thats only in the South. A true Canadian never relinquishes his beer. I think the problem was he told the Moose: "Canadian beer sucks!" #gmstrong

Re: Moose: Canada's Best Friend? JulesDawg #731245 11/02/12 08:22 PM
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GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 26,839 Likes: 482 ohio	Quote: People never cease to amaze me.... Thats why you still talk to me I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

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