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Well Clownies the Bengals are going to the playoffs for the second straight straight year . Remind me, when was the last time you Clowns made it to the playoffs? . Anyway, we got the Steelers good & mad for your game next week, good luck with that one . I don't think you have a chance of sweeping this year unless you get lucky & they put in geriatric old Charlie Batch again like last time.

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Gee, your first post on the boards since October isn't until the Bengals make the playoffs. You truly are a study in courage.


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I'm really impressed with the Bengals of late.

First time back to back appearances in the playoffs in a very long time.

I'm jealous.

Congrats.

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Do you really think the Bungles offense can compete with the Broncos, Texans, or Patriots offenses?

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Well the Bengals got to beat the Steelers in their house & knock them out of the playoffs all in the same day, a new experience for them & us.

I don't know how far we'll get in the playoffs but it sure is nice to be there. If the offense wakes up & the running game gets back on track who knows. Mike Zimmer will have the defense ready, I am sure of that.

P.S. - You Clownies need to win next week because if you remember, I predicted you would go 6-10 this year & you ain't there yet.

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enjoy a 1st round exit quite similar to the one you received last year.
the best part of the last 2 years is that marvin will remain your head coach.


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Congrats on splitting with us this year Med.

Congrats on knocking the steelers out of the playoffs.

Congrats on making the playoffs.

Congrats on losing in the playoffs.


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enjoy a 1st round exit quite similar to the one you received last year.
the best part of the last 2 years is that marvin will remain your head coach.




Yes but at least we don't have Shurmur for a head coach!

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enjoy a 1st round exit quite similar to the one you received last year.
the best part of the last 2 years is that marvin will remain your head coach.




Yes but at least we don't have Shurmur for a head coach!




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enjoy a 1st round exit quite similar to the one you received last year.
the best part of the last 2 years is that marvin will remain your head coach.




Yes but at least we don't have Shurmur for a head coach!




At least we know we won't either next week. You are stuck with yours


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enjoy a 1st round exit quite similar to the one you received last year.
the best part of the last 2 years is that marvin will remain your head coach.




Yes but at least we don't have Shurmur for a head coach!




At least your one playoff game will be away so it won't be blacked out in Cincy


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I'll tell you Who Dey is.......Dey are the team that is One and Done,so what's your point Medgirl? You girls that come in here running your chops after the fact are just that.....Girls.

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You Cleveland Clowns crack me up, you have 5 wins & the Bengals have 10 & you are still hurling smack, too much.

The Bengals have beaten the Steelers & Ravens this season & with 10 wins we still have a decent chance of winning next week albeit against the Texans which won't be easy. I always love this time of year though because you can bet Cleveland Clowns fans will be watching the playoffs from the Barcolounger just like they have for the previous 20 years. It's time for Haslam to blow up the team & start over again just like you do every year.

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Medgirl's ready for the playoffs!



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It's just a shame you guys couldn't host the game and treat all 15,000 who showed up to a loss and tickets to opening day next year.


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Yeah... who knows... with another BOGO deal, they might even have been able to fill the place up (the operative word being might).


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I'm really impressed with the Bengals of late.

First time back to back appearances in the playoffs in a very long time.

I'm jealous.

Congrats.




Eh..they backed in last year.

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We'll save a seat on the couch for you med.


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Marvin Lewis has never won a playoff game and has a losing record overall. Yet he's going on 10 years with the Bengals and he's not even remotely on a hot seat.

Only in Cincitucky.


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Marvin Lewis has never won a playoff game and has a losing record overall. Yet he's going on 10 years with the Bengals and he's not even remotely on a hot seat.

Only in Cincitucky.




Marvin may lose when he gets to the playoffs but at least he "Makes" it there. You Cleveland Clowns have only made the playoffs like once in the last 13 Years & your last playoff victory was like 1992 or something, pretty sad.
Come back & talk some smack on the Bengals when you have a better record than they do & don't count the 1940's & 50's Ok?

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your last playoff victory was like 1992 or something, pretty sad.




...which is more recent than the last bunghole playoff victory. My gawd, you keep smacking yourself silly.


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I would rather not make it to the playoffs if we're always one and done. You Bungal fans are funny...."who cares if we win...we made it!!"


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I would rather not make it to the playoffs if we're always one and done.




You're very prophetic. However you can't be one and done if you never make it there...LOL!


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I would rather not make it to the playoffs if we're always one and done.




You're very prophetic. However you can't be one and done if you never make it there...LOL!




Isn't that exactly what I said.


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Texans dey.


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Bo Jackson was still playing football (part of the day) the last time Cincinnati won a playoff game.

Jesus Christ was born sooner than their last championship.

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One and done. Thank you to your sorry-assed team for keeping with tradition.



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And, you too.


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Poor, Poor, old Bungles.

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Yep they lost but what was your team doing today??

And what tradition have they established since, say, the NFL merger??

Please be quiet and take your nasty little, sailor mouthed self to the kitchen and make, whomever is desperate enough to be with you, a sandwich..


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Awww, what's wrong, CurlyQ? You have to resort to personal attack "smack" because your team sucks so much? It's okay. There's always next year. ::::there, there::::


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Well- since the "Red Rifle" looked more like a busted turkey shooter today- how about he makes it (however long that takes).


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Yep they lost but what was your team doing today??




Probably sitting at home laughing at your team like the rest of us were. You coudn't even beat us the last time we beat your sorry butts.

You might want to actually be able to beat the team you're trying to talk trash about.



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And what tradition have they established since, say, the NFL merger??




I could name a few:

-Staying, mostly, out of legal trouble.

-Not having to give away tickets at local grocery stores

-Keeping our players away from underage girls and Pontiac sunfires.

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What if I want a hot dog?



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Yep they lost but what was your team doing today??




Probably sitting at home laughing at your team like the rest of us were. You coudn't even beat us the last time we beat your sorry butts.

You might want to actually be able to beat the team you're trying to talk trash about.






The Bengals have beaten the Cleveland Clowns 16 of the last 20 meetings so I think that gives them plenty of trash talking credits don't you think? Oh & by the way, this year was a split, the Bengals won the first one if you forgot.

If the Bengals make the playoffs every year they will eventually win one but you Clowns have not even figured out how to make the playoffs & you can't win one if you can't make it there to begin with.

Good luck with the draft now that your management will probably blow up the team like they do every year.

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Good luck sticking with a HC year after year that can't get you a single playoff win. I wonder when you'll ever try to fix that circle jerk situation? Or do you enjoy mediocrity rather than trying to actually get beyond that point?



And face it, we beat you this year during your "playoff" run. As much as you may hate it, WE have the bragging rights until you can beat us again.

I know it sucks for you, but that's just how it is.


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Hey Pitt,

Do you know there are millions of people that are going to graduate from college this year who have never seen the Bungles win a playoff game?


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Do you know there are millions of people that are going to graduate from college this year who have never seen the Bungles win a playoff game?




None of them Bungle fans, though. They cannot graduate from college.


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Marvin Lewis is going into his 11th year next year.. that has to be the record for longest coaching tenures without winning a playoff game...


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