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Yes, I've seen that sign. 
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I asked them if I should hold a beer can up for my picutre, so the cop gets a real life like photo......she didnt find any humor in that at all....old bag...
 They ask the question about drug addiction and I ask them is crack, coke, meth, acid, and hash counted.  It went over well since I have known all the ladies in there for years.
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Who isn't? 
ME 
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I have fun with the eye test. I read the wrong lines, throw in some numbers, etc. I failed on purpose to see if she'd still give me my license.... she did!
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I like the no waiting in line rule Since many times I have stopped in there just to drop off or pick up stuff for the dealership, I always get to just walk in and walk right up to the desk to get waited on. 
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I've used that old trick MANY times! The last time I had a room full of people that furious with me, is when Michelle told everyone at Taggarts that I'm a Bengals fan! 
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It's funny when the old guys cuss you out for not having to wait
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It's funny when the old guys cuss you out for not having to wait
I find it very hard to believe you ever encounter anybody older than you.
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I said old, not OLDER. You know the other guys in their early 80's 
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I just run into the white trash with 47 kids. They make their kids trip me and wipe boogers.... it's gross. They actually use to stick gats in my face until we got the metal detectors.
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Dear God, you really bring out the best in people, don't you?
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Yah. Apparently. Even when I try to be nice, that's why I don't try anymore.
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The last time I had a room full of people that furious with me, is when Michelle told everyone at Taggarts that I'm a Bengals fan!
 Was that the time you wore a "different" shirt?
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I think so. And now that I think about, you actually called me a "Bengals A-hole" You couldn't just be cival about it! LMAO!
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I just run into the white trash with 47 kids. They make their kids trip me and wipe boogers.... it's gross. They actually use to stick gats in my face until we got the metal detectors.
they got the metal detectors to protect them from your swords
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Those are not toys or weapons!!! Their only purpose and use is to just sit there and look pretty.....
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WOOHOO It's safe to sneak into your closet again then
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WOOHOO It's safe to sneak into your closet again then
Time to come out of the closet GM.
We don't have to agree with each other, to respect each others opinion.
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I've been wondering when you'd be back. I made you a stool and a night light in there!
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They actually use to stick gats in my face until we got the metal detectors.
Word of advice....stop associating with Bengal Wide Receivers.
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 you know you loves it.
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Yah, that one was alright... Now stop it!
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Making jokes about my beloved team. 
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Are you going to offer to drive Chris Henry around? 
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I would, but I have a real job. But I would totally QUIT my job if they money was right and I got free tickets....
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You do know what that makes you.......
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I know what that makes YOU.
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Me?? 
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nevermind. what would I be if I quit my job to drive him around?
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You aren't getting by that easy...you have to go first.
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Well, I suspect you're either thinking an accomplis or a whore.... I can only imagine which one.
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Yes, it is one of those two.
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The thing that bothers me the most is not what you called me.... it's the fact that I knew and we're on the same wave lenght.
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Your light bulb is getting brighter!!
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Time to come out of the closet GM.
No way OnB got me a stool, and a night light, to go along with the beer and shoes
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Only the best for my little live-in stalker
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Thanks cutie
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