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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Haha, some very finny ones there. Here's one I know. But I've never tried it or anything. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Are you a terrorist? Because you just dropped a bomb on me.

To quote Damon Jones:

Me: I can't wait for tomorrow.

Woman: Because it's Friday?

Me: No, because I get better looking every day.

I once had a guy ask me if my Dad was a Farmer.......' cause I sure had some fine melons......my reply was to ask him if he had some all tempacheer...cause he would need it get the vodka/cranberry stains outta his shirt...then I tossed my drink onto his chest. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

People thought I was a perve for asking about you. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Really? I thought they called you something else, and it had nothing to do with Autumn. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

a smile and a hello, usally works for me more often then not......if you have to use a pick up line you need some help

Ok, ya lost me. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Mac Daddy, maybe? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

no no that was his friends talking to the bengals fans <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

There is a shock. LMAO.

Shockingly vauge. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

Here's a couple:

Are from Tennesse? Because you are the only Ten I See.

or

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

My son's been telling me some pretty bad one's.

Way to pee on the party....blech. <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I still like Stephen Wrights:

So, do you live around here often?

Two Classics babe, bet you've heard a few in your day! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

my pleasure... not my fault man, you guys just gotta get a little "impin in your pimpin" <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I had a guy come up to me at a bar and put his finger in my belly button....and didn't say anything. Strange. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Sorry about that, i dont know what came over me.

KING

How about...

"Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special..."

I like the simple..."Can I flirt with you?"

I won $50 and dinner from a radio station for the best pick-up line a couple of years ago.

Here's two that never worked for me:

"Nice legs, what time do they open".

"Wanna go halves on a [email]b@st@rd?"[/email]

LOLLERCOASTER

I'm the kinda guy who likes to start at the bottom and work his way up. What color of toe polish are you wearing?

Girl,what ever's back there must be jello,cause puddin' don't shake like that!

I've used some of those .... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> lol

giggity-giggity

I remember you putting up a pick up line while back on the old board...i loved it...jus can't remember what it was...i think thts the one that won u the prize on the radio....something to do with drinks <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

alllllllllllllllllllllllrightttt <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Whats a shock is I found DTI! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> and that was on three hour's sleep jetlag and a few drinks! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

"Hey I love your moon pants".."Yeah your A$$ is out of this world".......

"Excuse me but could I have my shirt back because I coudn't help but notice you undressing me with your eyes"

"On your knees, beotch!"

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I just used this one last night.

There is one that someone I know used to use but I can't put it on here cuz of how bad it is. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Your fat, ugly, and stupid, but the bars closing and nobody else has been stupid enough to drag your putrid arse out of here so get in my car and shut the hell up.

So you've had this line used on you? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Only 15 or 20 times <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

My favorite pick up line that I personally would use is: "which do you prefer on a 3rd down and 5 when your playing defense.....a cover two with the strong safety blitzing and the right inside backer dropping back in coverage or a cover 1 zone scheme and both outside backers blitzing?"...depending on their answer(which many time is just a blank stare) then I allow them to purchase me a drink! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />