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Who Dey you ask......The Chargers,that's who. Rivers just saved the Bungles from the embarrassment of Brady and Manning eating them up and making them look really bad.

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I've never understood all the Bungal fans thinking they will win the Super Bowl every year. We may stink it up during the season, but they stink it up after the season. Always have, always will.


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Elmer Fudd says......SSSSHHHHHHH Be Vewy Vewy Quiet.........We are hunting Bungle Fans....Whewe could they be?

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Elmer Fudd says......SSSSHHHHHHH Be Vewy Vewy Quiet.........We are hunting Bungle Fans....Whewe could they be?



Hey, football season is over, they won't start worrying about football until after baseball season in the fall... who knows what they do between now and baseball season...


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They are probably crying.They lost Gruden and getting ready to lose Zimmer.

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I find the idea of making fun of someone for making the playoffs slightly ironic...

But I've read most of the Bengals "fan" posts...Well, when they do post...

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I find the idea of making fun of someone for making the playoffs slightly ironic...

But I've read most of the Bengals "fan" posts...Well, when they do post...

Carry on




on top of them doing it on another team's board.

It's dumb and played out, although I had a good laugh when the Bengals crapped themselves the other day. Serves these idiots here right.

When you're a fan of a team that has zero championships in their existence, and hasn't won a playoff game in over 2 decades.... You may want to stay off other team's message boards. Just an idea.

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I find the idea of making fun of someone for making the playoffs slightly ironic...

But I've read most of the Bengals "fan" posts...Well, when they do post...

Carry on




on top of them doing it on another team's board.

It's dumb and played out, although I had a good laugh when the Bengals crapped themselves the other day. Serves these idiots here right.

When you're a fan of a team that has zero championships in their existence, and hasn't won a playoff game in over 2 decades.... You may want to stay off other team's message boards. Just an idea.

Derp.




Why do you people continue to not understand the concept of a SMACK board?

The "Clowns", lol,..the "Three Stooges", how fitting. Cleveland once again has reaffirmed its position as Americas joke. Anyone can go to a browns board without feeling inferior.

Anyone...even bungle fans.

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What are you wearing Jake....Jake from State Farm?

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She... Sounds... Hideous.

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Well she's a guy... so....


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All jokes aside, the girl that is in that commercial is truly very hideous looking. Just saying hahaha

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I find the idea of making fun of someone for making the playoffs slightly ironic...

But I've read most of the Bengals "fan" posts...Well, when they do post...

Carry on




on top of them doing it on another team's board.

It's dumb and played out, although I had a good laugh when the Bengals crapped themselves the other day. Serves these idiots here right.

When you're a fan of a team that has zero championships in their existence, and hasn't won a playoff game in over 2 decades.... You may want to stay off other team's message boards. Just an idea.

Derp.




Uhh, this is called the "Smack Shack" & it IS for fans of other teams to come & talk SMACK the last time I checked.
Anyway I think it's a riot that fans of a team with 4 wins that finished dead last in the division basement are trying to talk smack on a team that finished with 11 wins & a divisional crown.
Just a reminder that the Browns have ZERO Super Bowl appearances & before the game starts when you see all the Super Bowl recaps of all the previous Super Bowls you won't see ANY with any Browns in it.
All you have are so called championships from the leather helmet days that no one remembers when there were only 8 teams so everybody was guaranteed to win eventually kind of like in 1st grade when all the kids get a trophy so no one feels left out.

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All you have are so called championships....




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All you have are so called championships



And what so called things do the Bengals have?


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Bunch of criminals... for one

It's actually been a minute since I read a story saying a Bengal has been arrested. This likely means the next Bengal to get into trouble, it'll be for murder or some other extreme LMAO

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this is called the "Smack Shack" & it IS for fans of other teams to come & talk SMACK




You should try it sometime instead of the same crap over and over and over.You could just copy and paste your so called smack.If fact you are boring as hell.

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And what so called things do the Bengals have?




I thought Steelers fans were the ones who didn't know the NFL existed before the 70s?


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I'm lost after Herpes, chlamydia and restraining orders.




blackouts, playoff meltdowns, meth labs, stained wife beater shirts, and Andy Dalton...

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You forgot underaged teens in a sunfire with Rey Rey!

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I say they should give him 50 million per year and offer him a 20 year contract


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I say they should give him 50 million per year and offer him a 20 year contract




Why stop at 20?


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Am I the only one that pronounces hyperbole "Hyper-bowl" instead of "hy-per-bo-le"?
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Priceless... just 100% priceless!


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Pains me to say it, but now I even like T-Bo a smidge, and I like him bunches better than the Red Ridden, Dalton. even if the T has Joker hair apparently.


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teams set to take a step back

By Gil Brandt

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3) Cincinnati Bengals

Suffering three consecutive first-round flameouts in the playoffs -- as the Bengals have done -- can really affect a team's psyche and perhaps make players apprehensive. Of course, that's the last thing Cincinnati needs heading into 2014, with a tougher schedule on the horizon and new offensive and defensive coordinators taking over.

First, the Bengals figure to face stiffer competition within the AFC North, as both the Baltimore Ravens and Pittsburgh Steelers -- their opponents for, respectively, the season opener and regular-season finale -- will be better than they were in 2013. The Bengals also face a three-game midseason road stretch -- against the New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans and Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- that promises to be difficult.

Head coach Marvin Lewis is this team's rock; folks seem to forget that before he arrived in 2003, the Bengals were regularly posting dreadful three- and four-win campaigns. That said, the coaching staff underwent significant change this offseason, with offensive coordinator Jay Gruden and defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer leaving for head-coaching spots (Gruden with the Redskins and Zimmer with the Vikings). Their replacements (Hue Jackson and Paul Guenther, respectively) are both NFL veterans who were promoted from within, but they're still new to these specific jobs with this specific team; such changes almost inevitably involve some level of adjustment.

Andy Dalton -- who, like Smith, is in the last year of his contract -- is just good enough to get the Bengals on the edge of winning but doesn't seem able to take them any farther. And quarterback isn't the only position surrounded by question marks: Rookie cornerback Darqueze Dennard really has to do well, as Adam Jones and Terence Newman are getting up there in age and Leon Hall is coming off an Achilles tear. Defensive rock Geno Atkins, meanwhile, is dealing with his own recovery (from ACL surgery). I think Cincy is in line to top the disappointment of the past three years by missing out on the playoffs altogether.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000...ake-a-step-back

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And yet they'll still sweep the Clowns this season.

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And yet they'll still sweep the Clowns this season.




Unless you're talking about your team picking up some side work as housekeepers (which they'd probably still screw up), you won't be sweeping anything.

You guys couldn't even sweep us the last two years when we were reinventing dysfunctional... and the only reason you BARELY were able to do it in 2011 was we had Colt McCoy at QB throwing incomplete passes.


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And yet they'll still sweep the Clowns this season.




Unless you're talking about your team picking up some side work as housekeepers (which they'd probably still screw up), you won't be sweeping anything.

You guys couldn't even sweep us the last two years when we were reinventing dysfunctional... and the only reason you BARELY were able to do it in 2011 was we had Colt McCoy at QB throwing incomplete passes.




No kidding. They got beat by Brandon Weeden.


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And yet they'll still sweep the Clowns this season.



Your still breathing

I forgot to send you your blonde tape this year. You know the one that reminds you every 3 seconds to breath in breath out, breath in breath out. I figured you forgot by now and kicked the bucket already. Congrats to you on remembering how to breath, you are all ready ahead of the learning curve for most Bengals fans


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