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Not since Lord of the Rings have I seen a better job of slippin, sliding and tapping..Who am I referring to other than Mr Personality himself, Joey Porter!!
This fool came across to me as totally fake and scared of what might happen to him because he and his buddies decided to jump Levi Jones in Vegas.

Included in his little apology or whatever you want to classify it as were wonderful character statements such as:

I'll only get involved on incidents on the field not off of it

I got a wife and four kids to feed and I need to watch out for myself

I should have never let myself become involved in something like that

After seeing what the commish is doing to guys in the league like Jones and Henry, I dont' want to be the next one going to the prinicpal's office..

I am reaching out to Levi to get this behind us. The quicker the better.

(and was it just me or did he have a bit of a smirk on his face while saying it all?)

He had a few more but here's a hint Joey. Assaulting and robbing someone is called a crime. You, just like everyone else should be held accountable for your part in it...Good luck at the commish's office and hopefully in court..I hope they sususpend you for a game or two and Levi gets some of that "bacon" you need for your wife and 4 kids...What a complete tool!!!

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He had a few more but here's a hint Joey. Assaulting and robbing someone is called a crime.




And that's coming from a Bungle, Joey. They know all about crimes.

Unbelievable how you come on here and actually talk about a football player committing a crime



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Hopefully he doesn't come away from this unscathed. I, personally, cannot stand Porter.

For his sake, he better have socked away enough money to feed his kids. What a pathetic plea for sympathy.

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Whatever you say there Judge Judy. I wonder what your little holier than thou response would be if Porter had assaulted Wimbley?? The point I'm trying to make, (which you obviously missed) is Porter didn't have a thing to say about this until the suspensions came down yesterday. Now, he's running around with a "please spare me" attitude. Unless you think nothing should happen to him for what he did..(Which would make you extremely two faced) You need to think a bit before you type..In this instance, you look quite foolish..


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Hey Curly, are you feeling outrage?

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Not since Lord of the Rings have I seen a better job of slippin, sliding and tapping.




And I'm not even going to comment on this one.

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OK Christy ya caught me..on the "Lord of the Dance" slip up...Not surprising that YOU would be the one to catch it though...

And lastly why should am I not surprised, that a squeeler fan such as yourself couldn't bring anything substantive to this argument when your team is the one that cultivated the little felon.. I'd love to see him get thuggish again and break Bens finger while in a pile of players...After all, he's Joey Porter and he's an enforcer right?

PS: Is that the hammer he used to threaten Levi Jones with??


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Blah blah blah....

I'm guessing that the punch Joey threw hurt even more with his Superbowl ring on, whaddya think Curly?

Maybe you and Crybaby Palmer can drown your sorrows while catching another wonderful production of Riverdance.

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OK Christy ya caught me..on the "Lord of the Dance" slip up...Not surprising that YOU would be the one to catch it though...

And lastly why should am I not surprised, that a squeeler fan such as yourself couldn't bring anything substantive to this argument when your team is the one that cultivated the little felon.. I'd love to see him get thuggish again and break Bens finger while in a pile of players...After all, he's Joey Porter and he's an enforcer right?

PS: Is that the hammer he used to threaten Levi Jones with??



Hey Curlydelusional, help me out on this one would ya. How is it someone like yourself, a fan of your home town team The San Quentin Bengals has any room to even think about talking about someone like Porter single incident scuffle????????????????

Did you run out of Bengal CrossJail puzzles to do?

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OK Christy ya caught me..on the "Lord of the Dance" slip up...Not surprising that YOU would be the one to catch it though...




LOL i was trying to work it out and all i could come up with was Legolas sliding down a flight of stairs on the back of a shield....



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It's easy. It's called homerism. This is the same guy that said that all the arrests didn't matter, wouldn't hurt the team, yadda yadda yadda. Now that his team's franchise LT got his butt kicked in a fight, he's all two-faced about it. Does that really surprise anyone here? It shouldn't. Then he asks if it had happened to Wimbley how we would react. Well, that would be different as the Browns haven't had 8 players arrested in the last season. Only in Curly's world could such a hypocrite be allowed to call other people "two faced".

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Hey Coach,
Is Worldchamps coming back?????

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What???

Have you ever considered taking an "English as a second language" course?


Gotta roll with the crowd here.....a Bungle fan ragging on a player getting in trouble with the law?

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I seen a Bengals bear in prison uniforms, and this guy wants to make fun a criminals?

How many games is Chris Henry suspended?

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Oh its quite easy...Ya see, you guys can clamor about Chris Henry until the cows come home, but you turn your own blind eye to this incident because it in no way tenders any benefit to either of your teams..Like I said before, if this had been Big Gwen or Tammy Wimbley, this place would be roaring with outrage., however in the twisted and sick relationship and way of thinking that many of you have developed here, its no big deal that a rival player gets assaulted and robbed so long as he's not a squeeler or clown. To be called a hypocrite by anyone here is stupid beyond belief. This is the place where folks said Ray and Jamal Lewis should have been put away for life and the Bengals are full of criminals, yet, Who does Jamal Lewis play for now? Who does Eric Steinbach (an arrested Bengal) play for now? Suddenly, what they did aren't crimes right??? This is completey off the wall and laughable reasoning but it makes perftect sense to so many of you because they play for the lowly clowns...Please, step off of your self righteous podiums and see what the point is...I am gonna love seeing the reactions if Porter comes out and does damage against both your teams...I can see it now..."he shoulda been suspended" anyway..yadda, yadda, yadda...Still, even without Henry we'll still stomp the lights out on the Clowns and beat the Steelers at least once..(hey they've got a decent team...cant take that away)

And oh yes, I will be here to laugh about it....Then again I been laughing a really long time on this board anyway....

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I seen a Bengals bear in prison uniforms, and this guy wants to make fun a criminals?




You're in one of Jeff Foxworthy's books, aren't ya???


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What???

Have you ever considered taking an "English as a second language" course?


Gotta roll with the crowd here.....a Bungle fan ragging on a player getting in trouble with the law?

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What is up with the sig? Did you and Christy have one of those "for life" bets???

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And oh yes, I will be here to laugh about it....Then again I been laughing a really long time on this board anyway....




Some of us have been laughing at the bengals since before there was a board.

I know it is nice you guys made the playoffs twice in the last 15 years but give me a break.


We had our former owner move the team in 96.......we left for 5 years,and came back in 99 and still had more playoff appearances than the bengals from 96 til 2003.



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I know it is nice you guys made the playoffs twice in the last 15 years but give me a break.




You are wrong. The made the playoffs only once in the last 15 years.


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What???

Have you ever considered taking an "English as a second language" course?


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