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Just got this in my email. Eat your hearts out suckers ..... I'm gonna be rich.


Dear Friend,

My name is (NAME REMOVED SO I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE) of United Kingdom,I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the cash deposit of Fourteen Million,Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars Only that I have with a finance institution in UK. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and despatch it to charity organizations.
I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.

All we need is your:

Name
Adress
Bank Info
Bank account#
and social security number

and we will process your payment immediately.....rejoice, your rich!

quick, send the guy your bank account numbers and social security number so he can get you the money before he gives it to somebody else...

Nice,

Dateline did an investigation on this with Chris Hanson, "To catch a scammer" or something along those lines, like the To Catch a Predator series.

They flew to london to meet with a lot of the guys and then exposed them.

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They flew to london to meet with a lot of the guys and then exposed them.

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They pulled their pants down and showed it on the news? Wow...

Really! I thought this is what they were fighting AGAINST in the predator series!

"I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live"

I'm going to let him know that I am just a few million dollars short of discovering the most effective treatment/cure of Esophageal cancer known to mankind. Think he'll send me a taste of the 14 million???

Heh... heh...

I get at least one of those a day, so it seems. They must find suckers every day, because I keep getting them!

Hey GM!!

Head for the border, they're on to you!!!!

I wanna be rich!!!! Why dont I ever get these offers? Darn those people..

Me too! I just got emailed this:


EURO AFRO AMERICAN LOTTERY PROMOTION

DRAW OF SOUTH AFRICAN 2010 WORLD CUP SWITZERLAND
FROM: MRS. STELLA BEAMER

No 11 Rivonia Road Sandton, JHB, South Africa .


DEAR SIR /MADAM
(CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR WINNING)


We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 World cup Bid lottery Award International programs held in Zurich , Switzerland . Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9665 75604546 199, with Serial number 97560 drew the winning: 60/84/27/17/36, which subsequently won you the lottery award in the 2nd category. Your name has therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$800,000 (Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file KPC/9030108308/03 .This is from a total cash prize of US$32,000,000.000 (Thirty two million United States dollars) shared among the first 400 lucky winners in this category world-wide.


Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our lottery booklet representative office in South Africa as indicate in the play coupon. In view of this, your US$800,000 (Eight Hundred United States Dollars) would be released through the assistance of our agent in South Africa immediately he commences the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contacted him.


All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000,00 companies and individual emails address worldwide.


The lottery program took place to promote South Africa 's 2010 World Cup Award. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims are processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.


To file for your claim, please contact our agent in South Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is as follow:


Claim Agent: Mr. Mike Powel

Phone: +27-829-751-122

Email: info@sa2010promotion.com

You are required to forward the following details to help facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate which will facilitate, Your winning price is to the tune of 800,000 thousand United State dollar. You have to forward below details to your claim agent to help process your winning prize,


FULLNAME:

OCCUPATION:

Country:

Country of resident:

AGE:

GENDER:

TELEPHONE NO:


To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your ticket/serial numbers in any correspondences with our designated agents.


Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program that has successfully won this competition. Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.


Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Stella Beamer

(Zonal Co-coordinator)

FULLNAME: George W. Bush

OCCUPATION: President

Country: USA

Country of resident: USA

AGE: 60

GENDER: Male

TELEPHONE NO: 202-456-1414

I wonder if they'd notice

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Your name has therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$800,000 (Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file KPC/9030108308/03 .This is from a total cash prize of US$32,000,000.000 (Thirty two million United States dollars) shared among the first 400 lucky winners in this category world-wide.

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If scam people knew any math they wouldn't be so dumb. How is $800,000 X 400 winners $32 billion which they wrote numerically or $32 million which they said. It's $320,000,000. A calculator could have solved this. They didn't know how to write 32,000,000.

My personal favorite and the only one I actually know someone who got busted on was the Nigeria scam It's not nice to laugh at ID theft, but no one could believe this one. After the death of whoever it was, it appears that you are the next closest relative. Mr. X has left his fortune of $8,000,000 for you. Here in Nigeria we have no way of transferring the money. If you could leave your name, address, social security number, and credit card number, we will send the money to our affiliate in Europe where you can fly to pick it up. Congratulations again and sorry for your loss.

I get those and the lottery ones a few times each week.

If only i hadn't deleted them. dang!

Anyone notice this is from the United Kingdom?
Maybe Randy stretched himself too thin buying Aston Villa and needs some cash. They sorta bottomed out there as the season went on. Needs money sent to the u.k. to help buy some better players by chance?

What is the big deal?... I mean they care just as much about your money as your bank and other finacial institutions do. Why else would you get something that looks like this:

Dear Mr. Neverbankshere

We think you are dumb enough to type in all your personal information into our web site for "online banking". We know you don't bank here but we're trusting you not to read everything. We want you to do this so we can rob you blind... we mean make sure your money is safe and secure. To do this, please click on the link we've provided, DO NOT look at your web browser because it will tell you that you are being redirected to a phshing page, and just brainlessly give us all your personal information, passwords and other important data. You will receive a phone call after we clean your account out and ruin your credit.

Sincerly
Ibe Banker
c/o Yoube achump

Hell! I got like 5 of those last week. I am going to be quadrip...er ... Um Ya that much more rich.
BTW yes I am padding my pathetic post count.
So I can feel better about being around for soooo long and not posting much. Also gettin' just a little tired of having to re-reg.

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Here in Nigeria we have no way of transferring the money.

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hehe....i'd just tell them to set up a paypal account and they aready have my email address.....

have a nice day

I still get these every 2 weeks or so -

Dear Friends:
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If
you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest
Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains
the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta
test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it
(if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two-week time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwar ds it on, Microsoft
will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be
paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and
then send you a check.

How about this one

is your credit card stolen?