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Three men were sitting at a bar discussing their
> wives-

> The first man said he married a woman from
> Colorado. He told her after the wedding that it was
> her job to do dishes and cleaning. The first day
> after telling her this he didn't see any results.
> The second day he noticed that the dishes were clean
> and the house had been cleaned.
>
> The second man said he married a woman from
> Nebraska. He told her after the wedding that it was
> her job to the dishes, cleaning and all of the
> cooking. The first day he didn't see any results.
> The second day he came home to clean and put away
> dishes, the house was clean and there was a great
> meal on table.
>
> The third man said he married a woman from Ohio.
> He told her after the wedding that was her job to do
> the dishes, cleaning, cooking, laundry, yard work
> and any repairs needed around the house. The first
> day he didn't see any results. The second day he
> didn't see any results. The third day he didn't see
> any results. The fourth day the swelling had gone
> down enough that he could see a little out of his
> left eye.
>
> Don't mess with Ohio women.
>

>
>

Amen, Sister!

I'd say that I'm pretty safe!

Thanks.

Because women want nothing to do with you?

Awesome. Thanks for a good laugh!

Do I count as a double threat since I'm part Jersey now too?

My guess: Because, for the most part, domestic violence is man beating on woman. It's far less common (or at least far less reported) as woman beating on man. Just a guess though and I have no scientific evidence to back it up.

Hey, BG.

The year 2000 called, they want their retread joke back.

Question: What should you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Answer: Nothing, you already told her twice.

LOL. You people are so violent!!

lol. nice

That's not funny, what if the guy was busy drinking beer so he couldn't do those things? I mean geez

Womans jobs

70 percent of the laundry
60 percent of the cooking
50 percent of the dusting, moping, and sweeping.
70 percent of the dishes
work three days per week.
50 percent of the household repairs.

Husbands jobs

30 percent of the laundry
40 percent of the cooking
50 percent of the dusting, moping, sweeping
30 percent of the dishes
50 percent of the household repairs
work five and six days a week
all of the grocery shopping
take care of all of the bills, and finances.
handle all of the family's taxes
drink beer
all yard work

The REAL division of "chores" (at least in my family)

Me
90% laundry
85% cooking
95% cleaning
98% grocery shopping
5% household repairs
100% coordination of al repairs done by someone other than ourselves (including letting them in the house and explaining the issue)
pay bills
do taxes
work at least 50 hours/week
maintain family schedule events

Him
100% yardwork (I've got too many allergies)
95% dishes (hey, I do most of the cooking!)
90% Take out trash
95% household repairs
15% cooking
2% grocery shopping
Work approximately 45 hours per week.

My wife is an Ohio Women,,

Division of labor is something like this


HER
100% Travel take cruises, trips to Vegas to gamble

Him
everything else including paying for her travels and gambling...

Yes, Ohio women are tough,,, either that or I'm a wimp

Well you do have those eight inch biceps

Ouch!

Gets me thinking about a song Foreigner wrote back in the 80s!

"Women you write songs about..................women who will turn around and throw you out!"

"Women you dream about all your life.................women who will turn around and stab ya with a switchblade knife!"

Only lyrics I can remember from that song.................great song!

Women...................we can't live with them................and we can not live without them!

Daman..."Him
everything else including paying for her travels and gambling..."
Something wrong here!

My child bride of 34 years works 50-60 hours per week. She is pampered when she comes home and she deserves it. Before dinner she is served a chiiled glass of wine and her towel to use after her swin in the pool. I make the dinner and life is good!

I do the cooking,cleaning,laundry, and yardwork. I pay the bills and handle all business appointments because it is the best way to thank my wife.

I worked my 35 years while she raised the kids and took care of us...she now has a managerial position and loves her job. I am retired and love my new job even more.

You are a PLAYAHHHHHHHH!!!





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