DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Everything Else... It's so cold that....

- Politicians are keeping their hands in their own pockets.

- My dog froze to the ground during her morning pee.

We may as well try to enjoy the cold.

... even Al Gore thinks its cold

Traffic was ugly this morning too due to the icy road conditions. Spring in about four weeks cannot come soon enough!

Germs would try to fly back in your mouth when you sneeze!

That I'm not going anywhere that doesn't have a drive thru window today.

Does that include your weed hook up?

luckily I already have more than enough to last me through the weekend lol

I try to look at the positive side of this weather, Like, not having to mow the grass every week

My poor dog froze his feet last night. Seriously. He was limping back in after I let him out. I am going to have to get him some dog boots, and figure out how I am going to put them on when I let him out. I have no idea how that is going to work.

Cmon it's jokes people. Fun ones just make one up

like its so cold that frosty is asking for a coat. Frosty the snowman, wearing a coat cause its too cold for snow outside.

it's so cold that when your mamma sat around the house and ... and really sat ar--oun--nd the cold house, or something like that.

It's so cold that George from Seinfeld didn't even have to be swimming.

It's so cold that that guy from "Hoarders" was seen making his bed, " inside" " in the house" .

Its so cold that when Dog the bounty hunter says "Bra", bra, Leland can see the letters b-r and uh, in his breath.

It's so cold Danny De Vito was seen doing something not funny and that lacks passion.

So Cold Will Ferrell finaly had enough cowbell.

Colder than that girl who dumped her fiancé on Christmas eve just hours before the family get together.
( You couldn't have figured this out a month and a half ago?) that's cold.

It's so cold, this one guy I know from Pittsburgh, (just one guy) put extra grease in his hair, to keep the naturally occurring grease from freezing up and ruining his awesome pittsburg style.

It's so cold, Bungle fans "don't" brag they're winning the superbowl after their first win of the season.

So cold, when I tried to start my car, my engine turned around, looked me in the eye and said "Huh uh!" and turned back around and buried its head in its covers.

It's so cold, Monday called in and said it would be back on Tuesday.

Its so cold, Tony the tiger said, frosted flakes are Gr rr, br brh brrh!

It's so cold, Flo from progressive auto turned down a role.
The Bhout Gilopia, (ghost chili) tasted like ketchup

So cold that the Geico Gecho was asking Gilbert Godfried for career advice. "Aflac!"

So cold Belichic was seen being informative in an interview, and they've decided to put a dome over packer stadium.

Chris Berhman was speechless.

So cold that one thing, was seen acting in an opisite from usual way.

The groundhog saw his ice sculpture, and Bernie mac was celebrated. (I mean Bernie Maydoff)

Floridians were seen planning a trip to Florida.
Ms. Pac Man was seen huddling together with the ghosts for warmth.
.. Oh this one's bad... Isis is conserving fuel.

It's a simple formula.

"like its so cold that frosty is asking for a coat. Frosty the snowman, wearing a coat cause its too cold for snow outside."

So was Frosty cold? The snowman? Frosty the Snowman? That's why he was asking for a coat? Outside? Frosty? Too cold? Coat? Wearing? Asking or wearing? Which was Frosty doing?

It's cold here at Pittsburg Community Cllege.

j/c

Life is hell. It's so cold, it makes me think that the Browns just won the Super Bowl.

its so cold my wife can carry fours cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

It's so cold when I tried to pee outside My belly button was not the only "Inny" I had

"Like a frightened turtle ..."

Its so cold the ushers will have to wear ice skates Sunday

It's so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It's so cold the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.

It's so cold in Ohio that I'm warmer than all of you even as I'm located on the coast of the Bering Sea.

It's so cold that even the Penguins started migrating south.

It's so cold that I got scratched by a nipple.

It is so cold that it actually got into the 40's here today! Don't worry though, it eventually got up into the 60's.

Sadly, it didn't get cold enough, otherwise it would have been "It got so cold today that it started to rain iguanas!" Once it gets cold enough, they automatically go into hibernation and fall out of trees.

It's so cold outside, that I had to put on a long sleeve tee-shirt.

This game doesn't really work when you're in So Cal.

that's about right too.

I laugh in the "winter" in texas... 30 degrees and folks here have parkas, gloves, snow caps to protect themselves form the bitter cold.

I have shorts on and a light jacket.

Hell my daughter (texas born) wears a sweater on 75 degree days.

I tell my friends that we would swim in the summer until your lips turned blue then Mom would make us get out... them strip mine ponds are deep and cold.

To be fair I turn my AC on in April... I have friends who don't until it hits 95 degrees... they are just nuts

It's so cold, polar bears are wearing minks...

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Cold is relative. Last night, below 0 temps. I took Dummy the dog for a walk. No wind. No problem.

It is what it is when you are used to it.

Long time ago - whenever the Browns last played in Arizona - we flew down. (game was on a Dec. 1st if I remember correctly) Due to the time change, I was up early. 5:30 Arizona time.

I went outside for a walk. I was wearing shorts and my jersey. I saw people walking their dogs wearing parkas, hats, long pants, and having their dogs in sweaters, etc.

I stared at them, as I thought it was warm out. They stared at me, the way I was dressed - because they felt it was an ice age.

I had a roommate when I lived in Cleveland who was all but impervious to the cold.

It snowed one day, quite a bit, and he went out to shovel the driveway. It was roughly ten degrees out. He wen tout in shorts and a tank top.

It was supposed to get down to around 10-15 below zero, and he asked me to take him to the store to get a coat. (he didn't have a license) I drove him to the store, and he found this windbreaker thickness jacket, and that is what he bought.

He never got cold. I have no idea how he did it. He would go out in weather that causes frostbite and was fine.

I usually wear a waist length coat in the winter, and that is sometimes too much for me .... but I was freezing today for some reason. The wind hit me and I thought I was going to lose an ear.

That's the thing, the cold never really bothered me...but the wind always killed me.

Heck, I've lived in a warm climate for 5 years now. I finally got to go somewhere cold (Milwaukee)and was perfectly fine not wearing a jacket even though it was snowing. The next day, the sun was out and I was freezing because it was windy. It could be any temperature and I'd be fine, but add in that wind and I'm done. Heck, it was in the 40's here and I needed a jacket because it was windy. The second the wind stopped, I got really hot and took the jacket off.