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In a drunken state I had my wifes name tattooed on my private part so when I am excited you can read: WENDY When I am not all you read is WY I was in Jamaica a week ago, at a nude beach a noticed a native with a WY on his private part. I asked him if he wife's name was Wendy too and he said "No Man".. Mine says "WELCOME TO JAMAICA MAN, HAVE A NICE DAY" I left.
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This begs to ask the question... Why were you looking at a natives private parts?
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AMAZING!! I have a "WY" tattoo also.
Mine starts out:
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America...."
On the other side I have a mural depicting the history of western civilization.
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AMAZING!! I have a "WY" tattoo also.
Mine starts out:
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America...."
On the other side I have a mural depicting the history of western civilization.
And here I thought electron microscopes could only see useless stuff!
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It's amazing the imagination some people have. The scary thing is what they use those imaginations for.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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HEY!
You don't need no electonic macroscope to see my tats.
Maybe a 3D Viewmaster stereoscope.
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Mine is in comic sans... seemed appropriate.
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That's funny stuff!
I didn't go with a statement but instead went for a mural of the sinking of the Bismark.
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I have the same tatoo, but when I get excited it still reads WY
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Better then me.... I tried to get that same tat and they told me that there was only enough room for either the W or the Y. OH, and i forgot to add that my female tat artist was hot too.
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I have been around Dawgtalkers for a looooooooooong time.Never in that time did I envision a thread where we would be talking about our penis'
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I have been around Dawgtalkers for a looooooooooong time.Never in that time did I envision a thread where we would be talking about our penis' You've missed some epic pun threads then.
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I have been around Dawgtalkers for a looooooooooong time.Never in that time did I envision a thread where we would be talking about our penis' First I find that hard to believe given some of the conversations I have read and Second... seems long overdue.
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I have heard many times on these Boards that everything is bigger in Texas.
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I've never worried about the size of my penis. My wife has always told me I'm slightly above average, anyway. I still remember the day I met her. She and her friend were eating ice cream cones and dancing at a music festival. I walked up to her and she accidently hit me in the face with her ice cream. I licked my eyebrows clean, and introduced myself. We've been together ever since.
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Well, my girlfriend calls my by my porn name - The Inch That Stole Christmas.
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Get your comments in fast boys cuz the clock is tickin' on this Thread!
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quote above:
"My wife has always told me I'm slightly above average.."
Oh boy Erik.
Hmmm.... Like the 53%-56% percentile?
Of course statistically, meaningful "averages" have to be based on large sample sizes.
Did your wife have a large "population" to rank you?
"Honey, you're definitely in my top 100."
"Thanks baby you're the greatest."
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quote above:
"My wife has always told me I'm slightly above average.."
Oh boy Erik.
Hmmm.... Like the 53%-56% percentile?
Of course statistically, meaningful "averages" have to be based on large sample sizes.
Did your wife have a large "population" to rank you?
"Honey, you're definitely in my top 100."
"Thanks baby you're the greatest." My, but you have problems recognizing a joke when you read one.
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I have heard many times on these Boards that everything is bigger in Texas. Which is why my wife was so excited to move from Virginia to Texas.... it was a lie.
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Now that's funny
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I have heard many times on these Boards that everything is bigger in Texas. Which is why my wife was so excited to move from Virginia to Texas.... it was a lie. I see your point but please remember, "Everything is bigger in Texas" and 'Virginia is for Lovers" but in Pennsylvania, Intercourse has its own Zip Code! 17534
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right down the road from Blue Balls if I remember correctly... my family comes from PA.
There was a saying intercourse is halfway between blue balls and paradise(?)
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right down the road from Blue Balls if I remember correctly... my family comes from PA.
There was a saying intercourse is halfway between blue balls and paradise(?) Just follow the map their fella, You go thru Blue Balls, then Bird in hand, Intercourse and finish in Paradise! Somebody 200 years ago had too much time on their hands when naming them. I think he moved to Texas when he was finished.
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Just follow the map their fella, You go thru Blue Balls, then Bird in hand, Intercourse and finish in Paradise! I thought to get to Paradise you had to go south?
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Just follow the map their fella, You go thru Blue Balls, then Bird in hand, Intercourse and finish in Paradise! I thought to get to Paradise you had to go south? That was so dry I need a drink, but hilarious!
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Just follow the map their fella, You go thru Blue Balls, then Bird in hand, Intercourse and finish in Paradise! I thought to get to Paradise you had to go south? Evidently Erik would be best suited to answer that
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epic. one for the ages.
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Well, my girlfriend calls my by my porn name - The Inch That Stole Christmas. At the bank, they call me 'Mr. Hammer.' My friends all call me 'Jack.'
"too many notes, not enough music-"
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I was once with a girl who when she saw my penis for the first time asked me "who are you going to satisfy with that?"
I just looked at her, smiled, and said "Me."
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I got mine !
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LOL 1:27 says all we need to know...
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