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Girlfriend Demands Man Sell His Dog, So He Takes Out an Ad… Now She’s Furious So the man posted an ad to Craigslist explaining the situation and searching for a new home for his soon-to-be ex-companion. The ad read: “MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her. “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. “Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! “So … anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”  http://conservativetribune.com/girlfrien...tent=2015-07-15
being a browns fan is like taking your dog to vet every week to be put down...
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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Let this sink in..... On 12-31-23 it be will 123123.
On the flip side, you can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.
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shhhh don't give my wife any ideas
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Don't we get to see a picture of his gf?  "One man's misery is another man's mystery."
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