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I feel ya Turkey. Its disgusting and you should not have to put up with it. I have something that might help. The Clown Hunters Sanctuary for Wayward Downtrodden Clown fans.

You see, once the Clowns were a proud organization. The Elf was feared throughout football and the Dawgpound was one of the most hostile places on earth. Now its a joke. A sick twisted mockery of the real Browns. The Clowns.

It is my hope to give a glimmer of respect back to the fans who gave so much. You deserve it. Damn. Even though it is the most wonderful time of the year to Steeler fans, it is a nightmare to the Clowns. Poor Clowns. Poor Clowns indeed!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Yea it's rough to be a browns fan, but at this point i am almost numb to the losing.....as for the "clowns sanctuary" zzzzzzzzz...i enjoy a life outside the Browns. However, the Browns will always be in my heart <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Good for you Turkey!!!! Sadly many of your brothers cannot say the same. When the Clowns lose a small piece of them dies. Soon there is no humanity left. When that happens we see fiasco's like the Beer Bottle Mayhem. Its my hope with Cesar Millan the Dawg Whisperer to curb the bad habits and provide much needed exercise and structure to most Clown fans life.

Once the ClownPound is in a calm submissive state, the healing will start.

Poor Clowns.
Poor Clowns indeed! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I was at the beer bottle game against jacksonville...and to be honest, I wish we still had that passion, albeit ill advised. Cesar Milan, now that guy can put on a show. It will never be Muni Stadium again, oh well, time to move on..things change.

Hey Christy,
I am back, albeit dial up for the time being but I am back now. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />..Ouch for the game last Thursday night. <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />..We should have wrapped up the division, but it will have to wait. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />.Ouch last night...What happened to the Steelers a couple of weeks ago? Should have been playing like that all year..... <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" /> I am hoping that the Ravens can wrap up the division this weekend in KC though, if the Steelers can beat them, then so can us..... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Hey GM,
What happened last night???? That was terrible out there.... <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

What have you set up in this "sanctuary", some sort of "suicide relief center"? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Will they eat Soylent Green this week or Soylent Brown???? <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

So is your whinning and crying.

Very simple. When you can't run the ball, and you can't stop the run, you don't win.

In part yes. Its also a re education center. Many Clowns are to young to know the history behind the glory years of the Clowns in the Black and White Shack. The few that are still alive to have witnessed the Black and White Shack have seen their memory grow fuzzy as the decades roll by. Its my aim to restore the once proud organization back to what it once was. Thats why the Clown Hunters Sanctuary for Wayward Downtrodden Clowns Fans was founded.



I have noticed that along with depression some Clowns when backed into a corner for so long tend to lash out. To handle structure and keep the Clown Pound in a calm submissive state I have enlisted the help of the noted Dawg specialist Cesar Millan. The Dawg Whisperer.



Our combined efforts will turn this franchise around. Lord knows the Clowntown Front Office cant do it.

Poor Clowns. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I need to set up a tour for some of my postal co-workers. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> Where can I register for the ones that need to be "de-programmed???? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Then shouldn't they all be dead by now?