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Subject: our Bible Lesson For Today...!!!
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
Origin of Left & Right...
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson:


The last four letters in American..........

I Can
The last four letters in Republican........

I Can
The last four letters In Democrats.........

Rats

End of lesson !
....Test to follow on November 6, 2016 .
NOW Remember, November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.


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9/11 and 911 and the same digits.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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Ah, and Exhibit-A just checked in behind you.

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You can't spell "America" or "Christ" without "Eric".



Coincidence? I think not. Eric Clapton is Jesus Christ come back to Earth.

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And still not as good as Hendrix or Page.


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I can spell Christ without Eric... O_o

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I can spell Christ without Eric... O_o


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Originally Posted By: JackTripper
You can't spell "America" or "Christ" without "Eric".



Coincidence? I think not. Eric Clapton is Jesus Christ come back to Earth.


I think not. Jesus Christ did not steal his friends girl...


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The terms "left" and "right" appeared during the French Revolution of 1789 when members of the National Assembly divided into supporters of the king to the president's right and supporters of the revolution to his left. One deputy, the Baron de Gauville explained, "We began to recognize each other: those who were loyal to religion and the king took up positions to the right of the chair so as to avoid the shouts, oaths, and indecencies that enjoyed free rein in the opposing camp." However the Right opposed the seating arrangement because they believed that deputies should support private or general interests but should not form factions or political parties. The contemporary press occasionally used the terms "left" and "right" to refer to the opposing sides.[9]

This doesn't feel like the correct thread to explain the biological and societal differences between right and left. Google R/K selection theory if you want more thoughts. Google biological differences in political ideology if you want a primer on amygdalas and yada yada hypothalamus and brainstem differences.

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Originally Posted By: lampdogg
And still not as good as Hendrix or Page.
He blows Jimmy Page out of the water and I like Page better than Clapton.

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Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

"You thought you were getting a horse and you got a goat, and nobody wants a goat." Hanna's Horse.


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Originally Posted By: CHSDawg
9/11 and 911 and the same digits.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Yes it can.

A thread with concurrent themes of rock guitarists and 9/11 conspiracy theories.... interesting.


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Ah, and Exhibit-A just checked in behind you.


did u know that abraham lincoln had a secretary name george w bush and george w bush had a secretary named john wilkes booth. coincidence? i think not

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Originally Posted By: Millcreek Dawg

Subject: our Bible Lesson For Today...!!!
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

goat is an acronym for greatest of all time. So if you want to be the greatest of all time join the left. If you want to be a sheep join the right.

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Originally Posted By: Millcreek Dawg

Subject: our Bible Lesson For Today...!!!
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

goat is an acronym for greatest of all time. So if you want to be the greatest of all time join the left. If you want to be a sheep join the right.


And you can't spell "goat" without "Taylor Gabriel". Adjust your fantasy draft board accordingly.

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Originally Posted By: rockdogg
[quote=lampdogg]And still not as good as Hendrix or Page.
He blows Jimmy Page out of the water and I like Page better than Clapton.

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If Clapton is Jesus, Page is God. It's right there in the bible, dude.


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Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.


And your wife is enjoying a nice drink with Bill Cosby?

If you want to play this spiteful game with me... Go ahead. I can be just as spiteful as you are. I'd suggest you don't respond to me. I'm not going to humor you. You're a piece of trash and if you come into my lane again then you'll be treated as such. I know you're dense, whether it's intentional or not, you are. So I want you to know that this offer is on the table and will always be on the table.

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Oh no, not another nervous breakdown post. rolleyes

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Oh no, not another nervous breakdown post. rolleyes

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I just did though?

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.


And your wife is enjoying a nice drink with Bill Cosby?

If you want to play this spiteful game with me... Go ahead. I can be just as spiteful as you are. I'd suggest you don't respond to me. I'm not going to humor you. You're a piece of trash and if you come into my lane again then you'll be treated as such. I know you're dense, whether it's intentional or not, you are. So I want you to know that this offer is on the table and will always be on the table.


40 may be a crackpot, but you maybe shouldn't call him a piece of trash, or call him dense. Ya think?

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.


And your wife is enjoying a nice drink with Bill Cosby?

If you want to play this spiteful game with me... Go ahead. I can be just as spiteful as you are. I'd suggest you don't respond to me. I'm not going to humor you. You're a piece of trash and if you come into my lane again then you'll be treated as such. I know you're dense, whether it's intentional or not, you are. So I want you to know that this offer is on the table and will always be on the table.


40 may be a crackpot, but you maybe shouldn't call him a piece of trash, or call him dense. Ya think?


Not really. I've tried to communicate with him many times in respectful tones. Granted, I think pictures would help him understand it a bit more, but that's neither here nor there. I no longer have the patience to deal with someone like him.

Like I said earlier, if he wants to begin being respectful to people then I'll change my tone as well. My responses to him are all very, very dependent on how he responds to me.

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Originally Posted By: CHSDawg

Like I said earlier, if he wants to begin being respectful to people then I'll change my tone as well. My responses to him are all very, very dependent on how he responds to me.


If you roll around in mud, no one is going to care why you're doing it. They're just going to see a guy rolling around in mud.

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I'll be a lefty, sheep get killed by lions and wolves anyway.


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??? Guess you have to be a true believer to get the message in this thread... the only message I could find is a note from dumb and dumber...

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But you're cool with Page being better than Clapton, right?


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.




Yes but, Huma Abedin is going to jail for Hillary.


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[quote=lampdogg]And still not as good as Hendrix or Page.
He blows Jimmy Page out of the water and I like Page better than Clapton.

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If Clapton is Jesus, Page is God. It's right there in the bible, dude.
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This is the most random topic ever.....

- Bizarre religious tie in to political theory
- Guitarist discussion
- Slapfight between CHS and 40

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Originally Posted By: Millcreek Dawg
Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.




Yes but, Huma Abedin is going to jail for Hillary.


Yes, Wiener's wife. Perhaps she will end up sharing a cell with
Hillary.

I once knew a man named Wiener who I heard was so unhappy with the lack of Morals on the Left, he actually changed his name!

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This is the most random topic ever.....

- Bizarre religious tie in to political theory
- Guitarist discussion
- Slapfight between CHS and 40

Oh Dawgtalkers....how enjoyable you are.



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Originally Posted By: Millcreek Dawg
Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.




Yes but, Huma Abedin is going to jail for Hillary.

Hillary must have gone to Cris Carter's rookie symposium.


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Originally Posted By: Millcreek Dawg
Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Anthony Wiener is sending you more pictures as we speak.




Yes but, Huma Abedin is going to jail for Hillary.

Hillary must have gone to Cris Carter's rookie symposium.


Went? She and Bill wrote the darn thing. wink crazy


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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Slick Willie's advice to Hillary.

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