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Re: Are we tanking? GMdawg 12/09/25 10:00 AM
For all of those blaming everything on any certain person (be it Kevin, Tommy, our QB's or anybody else. Just how great did the Chiefs offense look this week. Be honest The Chiefs OT's are going down as fast as ours are this season. Patricks stat line last week???

14 of 33 for 160 yards. ZERO TD's THREE Int's, 2 sacks and a QBR of 19.8.


How many of you think this is the fault of The Chiefs Head Coach, Offensive cordinator, or on Mahomes himself.


Of do you think you can't win in the NFL if you if you can't protect your QB??? or run the ball.
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Re: Tomlin Razorthorns 12/09/25 04:19 AM
I would rather start fresh that bring in an old yellow stained, used up cloth. I'm not touching that thing. No way. No how. What is he going to go from being piss in a pot to a brown down the drain? No thanks!
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Re: What Now Razorthorns 12/09/25 04:16 AM
I don't really like Tomlin. I always felt like he benefited too much from what Cow built up before him. I think Tomlin thinks too highly of himself and because of that has become too inflexible and unable to adapt to a changing NFL.
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Re: Browns News 6.0 Razorthorns 12/09/25 04:12 AM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
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That being said ... I don't think the Browns could beat Ohio State or Indiana.

Of course they would.


We will have to agree to disagree. I don't think the Browns could even put up a decent game against either of them. Both of those teams play with way better discipline and have more first round picks on both sides of the rosters. LOL I think the Browns would get blown out by either of them to the point it would be embarrassing to watch.
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Re: Political Jokes Pt. 4 OCD 12/08/25 11:30 PM
Ripped this off from Reddit.

Title: The Second Anus

One of the foremost experts in holistic yoga and transcendental body modification was in deep concentration. He was working on achieving the ultimate position of bliss. Others had tried (and almost managed) to adopt the incredibly difficult pose but ultimately their limited flexibility and concentration let them down. Only the undisputed master of body rearrangement had any real chance of contorting into the ‘Mount Everest’ of impossible yoga positions.

After 14 long months of intensely dedicated stretches and pretzel-like practice contortions, Haru Rajnese finally managed to do what no other human being had ever done. His svelte body bent into a previously-thought impossible pose of limbs and intertwined muscle. His left arm was wrapped around his right leg. His left leg was bend around his neck and torso. His lean torso was curved backward in an unnatural, very twisted way. His right arm snaked around his neck like a menacing serpent squeezing it’s hapless prey. His contorted head was between the bend of one knee. A casual observer would’ve thought he was the unfortunate victim of a horrible industrial accident.

A large gathering of admirers and onlookers came to witness his crowning triumph. The revered yogi was silent in the incredibly complex position for many, many hours. He had systematically removed all air from his lungs in order to achieve the jaw-dropping feat. For this reason, he had to breath only once every three minutes. Speaking was utterly impossible and many of his supporters worried he might be unable to reverse the ridiculous tangled knot of human flesh and bone. Even his fingers were bent awkwardly to facilitate the noble effort.

For hours he remained stationary. The crowd murmured and grew restless. They worried he was in deep distress or incapable of asking for help untangling himself. A few of them decided it had went on for too long. They sought to ‘rescue’ him but were stopped by his assistants. To ‘help’ the guru master would be to bring unforgivable shame upon him. It would undo his greatest triumph since the point was to adopt the inhuman position, and then to return back to normal posture, unscathed. They were exhorted to be patient a little longer. Master Haru knew what he was doing. He would rather die in that tangled mass of unrecognizable body parts than ask for help in undoing it.

An audible gasp filled the crowd as a single finger began to twitch on the confusing heap of intertwined flesh before them. He was in the slow process of unwinding. Over the next three hours, the focused yogi slowly weaved himself into certain new positions, in order to return. It was the equivalent of being stuck in a ridiculously tight parking spot and having to do a multi-point turn to extract yourself. The way out was through. His mind and body were one. Bones cracked. Muscles twitched involuntarily. Joints were being asked to bend in impossible directions. It was biological madness.

For the first time in many hours, the master blinked a single time. The empty haze in his eyes drifted away. His mind was slowly returning back to consciousness. His chest heaved. There were only a few things left to reposition, for his body to return back to ‘normal’. It was spellbinding to witness but the crowd remained respectfully silent during the final stages. They had been warned that even near the end, speaking to him could break his trance and harm him. With the last few bends, he was ‘back’.

A slow wave in his muscles signified he was repairing the damage to his tissues for the abuse his body just endured. He took a dramatic deep breath and opened his eyes again. He stood before all the onlookers expressionless. To even smile at his success would be to permit pride. It would negate the entire process of self-discovery and mind over body. He even sought to excise the inner pride he felt. The gathered crowd remained respectfully silent as they had been instructed to be (by the master’s dutiful assistants).

He took a solitary, respectful bow. Soon he would retire to his modest quarters. He desperately needed to rest but before the onlookers could disperse, one impulsive young man couldn’t contain his excitement over witnessing the amazing spectacle.

He blurted out; “Master! Master! Did you learn anything from your deep exploration of the mind and body?”

The rest of the attendees at the meditation gathering were shocked by his stark breach in etiquette. They were all very curious, but only the one man failed to contain his immediate need to know. Many of those present grimaced from shame or vicarious embarrassment but the questioner remained steadfast in his desire to be answered right then.

The master made eye contact with the brazen youngster. “I would’ve shared with everyone the details of my journey (when we were together again at the temple), but since you ask now, I shall now answer. In this journey to better know the human mind and body, I just discovered there is actually a second anus on some people. Like the traditional one, it breaks wind without thought and spews forth unnecessary waste. The most surprising thing about this curious discovery is that it resides in the middle of the face. Now, I must retire. I am greatly fatigued by my meditative endeavors. Good evening all.”

And now the political joke that must be made: Trump is officially President Second Anus from now on, unless you can prove me wrong.
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Re: Bernie jfanent 12/08/25 10:59 PM
Originally Posted by OCD
I’m glad, but surprised he got a liver after his past drinking caused the issue. They won’t give a smoker a new heart or lungs, just saying I’m surprised.

The threshold is 6mos sobriety, sometimes they'll make an exception.
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Re: Somalians WooferDawg 12/08/25 09:05 PM
Functionally the immigration laws did not exist until 1882, and some the laws of passed in 1882 were intended to exclude Chinese.

https://www.migrationpolicy.org/sites/default/files/publications/CIR-1790Timeline.pdf
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Re: OL in the draft Milk Man 12/08/25 07:40 PM
Fano has played both Lt and RT and is the top rated LT in the class. There are a lot of projections that have Mauigoa best suited to move to guard in the NFL. He’s got the talent that he’ll have the opportunity to try an play on the outside. Same thing with Kadyn Proctor.
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Re: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide PitDAWG 12/08/25 07:02 PM
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Re: Ultra Processed Foods PitDAWG 12/08/25 06:17 PM
I think that is something that varies based on you situation. In my case, and I would say anyone who doesn't have children, shelf life means more to them. Our children are grown and my wife and I live by ourselves. We don't eat a lot of ultra processed food but we do eat some. For example we do sometimes eat cereal, bead and many things that we need to have a longer shelf life.

We eat whole grain breads but it takes a long time for us to eat a loaf of bread. The same thing goes for a box of cereal and even milk. My parents grew up during the post depression era and I was raised not to waste food or anything for that matter. As such and also from an economic standpoint extended shelf life is important to us. If we had children in the household that would be a different matter.

You are certainly correct that we do overproduce food as a nation. Studies indicate that 30% to 40% of food per household is wasted which is about 1800 to 2200 dollars per year. My daughter and her family as an example just won't eat leftovers. They purchase far more fruits and vegetables than they consume. It amazes me just how much food they waste.

So for some of us shelf life is quite important. To others not so much.
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National Park Service overhauls free admission days to include Trump’s birthday PitDAWG 12/08/25 05:47 PM
National park visitors will receive free admission on President Donald Trump’s birthday next year, but will have to pay a regular fee on Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth, after the National Park Service overhauled its free admission calendar.

Admission fees have been waived on Martin Luther King Jr. Day for years, including throughout Trump’s first administration. Juneteenth was added as an entrance fee free day in 2024.

The changes come as Trump has made eliminating diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) efforts a centerpiece of his administration. Earlier this year, on Juneteenth — the oldest regular US celebration of the end of slavery — the president criticized the number of “non-working holidays” in the United States, which he claimed “is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.”


Along with Trump’s birthday — which is on June 14 and also marks Flag Day — the 2026 calendar for waived admission days also adds Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, three days for July 4 weekend, the 110th birthday of NPS on August 25, Constitution Day on September 17 and former President Theodore Roosevelt’s birthday on October 27. Roosevelt is considered to be “the conservationist president,” and made several contributions to the National Park System, including doubling the number of sites during his presidency, according to the NPS website.

The calendar also removes first day of National Park Week, the Bureau of Land Management’s birthday, Great American Outdoors Day, National Public Lands Day and the first Sunday of National Wildlife Refuge Week.

Visitors will continue to enjoy free admission on Veterans Day.

The free admission will only apply to US residents, as the Department of Interior recently unveiled an “America-first” fee system that would require international tourists to pay the standard fee, along with $100 extra per person at 11 of the most visited national parks, starting January 1, 2026. The annual pass will cost non-US residents $250, more than triple the standard $80 which US residents will continue to pay.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/06/politics/free-admission-national-parks-donald-trump-birthday
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Re: Officials say a fresh review of evidence led to arrest in D.C. pipe bomb case Damanshot 12/08/25 01:46 PM
I wonder if any of this actually matters. Is Trumps blanket pardon regarding actions on Jan 6 going to get him off the hook anyway?
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Re: OSU/ College Football jfanent 12/07/25 09:38 PM
I know D isn't a priority, but I'd love to see a Schwesinger/Bush/Arvell Reese LB corp.
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Re: Republican Right Wing Nuts - Part ???? mgh888 12/07/25 01:28 PM
Russia no longer a direct threat to the USA. Trump Admin told us so. LMAO. What a puppet.
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Re: Goofy Immortal Part Deux 3rd_and_20 12/07/25 09:42 AM
[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]
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Re: Photography thread lampdogg 12/06/25 12:16 AM
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Re: Cavs/NBA 2.0 Bard Dawg 12/05/25 03:14 PM
Lousy mix and attitude losses. Ditch all the resting. They haven't been fun to watch, and their D is not good enough. Wish we had kept our Super Sub.
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Re: Dawgtalkers Pickum Pool PitDAWG 12/05/25 02:51 PM
Thanks Bud.
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Re: Trump's Newest BFF, Zohran Mamdani PitDAWG 12/04/25 08:10 PM
What is so hilarious about it all is it sounds like something a 12 year old would say. They've had since trump came down that escalator to come up with something more creative but they simply aren't capable of it. And it's obvious they aren't paying attention. If they looked at trump's Truth Social account and listened to what he says they would realize how much he mentions Biden. He's obsessed with hm. If they really insist on using such childish BS they should be saying BDS. But it's become quite typical that every accusation they launch just turns out to be an admission of what trump is doing.
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Re: The. Dems. OCD 12/04/25 06:43 PM
I don’t miss reading the truth social-ish cult postings here in little 4chan Q-landia. The absurdity of those still backing trump borders on insanity… I feel for you lost souls when reality finally comes crashing in.
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Re: Trump/Putin Meetings..linked to Pedophile case? OCD 12/04/25 06:32 PM
Russia-gate? Hoax? Lmao… Hopefully everyone can plainly see Putin has something on TRUMP. Hell he just used Chat GPT to translate Putin’s demands into his Ukrainian Peace Plan and delivered them without edit… he could not be more wholly owned if Putin walked him around nude on a leash like a dog.
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Re: Trump pardons binance founder Changpeng Zhao OCD 12/04/25 06:25 PM
If it’s filthy rich, disgustingly corrupt, white committed race based crime, or rapey pedo-ish Trump wants to pardon it because he sees himself there…
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Re: 'HANG THEM': Trump Boosts Message Calling For Executing Democrats In Congress OCD 12/04/25 06:20 PM
Remember when he pissed off a mob and had them storm the capitol bldg to “Hang Mike Pence” and “Hang Nancy Pelosi” ? He was guilty of incitement then too.
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FBI arrests suspect in 2021 D.C. pipe bomb case, sources say PitDAWG 12/04/25 03:58 PM
Federal authorities made their first arrest Thursday in connection with two pipe bombs that were planted outside the Democratic National Committee and Republican National Committee headquarters on the eve of the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021, according to sources familiar with the matter.

The arrest marks a major step forward in a case that has vexed the FBI for nearly five years. The suspect is expected to be charged in federal court in Washington, D.C., on Thursday, according to an FBI source.

The pipe bombs were placed outside DNC and RNC headquarters on the evening of Jan. 5, federal investigators have said. The devices — made out of 1x8-inch pipes, kitchen timers and homemade black powder — did not detonate, but the FBI has called them viable and warned they could have killed or injured people.

The bombs were not discovered until the afternoon of Jan. 6, as police in the area were overwhelmed by rioting at the Capitol building nearby. Former Vice President Kamala Harris, who was the vice president-elect at the time, was evacuated from the DNC headquarters shortly after the devices were found.

Over the subsequent months and years, federal law enforcement scoured the country for alleged Capitol riot participants, tracking down and charging more than 1,500 people.

But the pipe bomb case had remained a lingering mystery amid the events of that week. The FBI had not made an arrest or identified a suspect before Thursday, though it has periodically released footage of a potential suspect — grainy security camera images of a shadowy figure in a hoodie — and offered $500,000 for information.

In May, Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino said on X the pipe bomb investigation was one of several unsolved cases that had drawn "additional resources and investigative attention." He said he had received weekly briefings on the case and the FBI was "making progress."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pipe-bomb-suspect-arrest/

I'm sure there will be a lot more information forth coming as this situation unfolds.
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Re: college quarterback prospects bonefish 12/03/25 09:27 PM
That is all I hope for.

Once the draft order is known. That is when I am going to do a deep dive into film study on the top five guys.

I feel pretty good about Moore, Mendoza and Simpson. All three show good qualities.

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