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Originally Posted By: cfrs15
This is very self-important.


I've talked about me enough. What do you think about me?


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING


So who do you think I ended up voting for?


Me.

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Originally Posted By: cfrs15
This is very self-important.


I've talked about me enough. What do you think about me?


Didn't ask me, but I'll answer: You're a sensible person.

If you voted today, you probably voted for me.

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So who do you think I ended up voting for?


Me.


Awesome answer! brownie

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I think that 40 voted for Cruz.

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Interesting answer. brownie

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Originally Posted By: EveDawg
I think that 40 voted for Cruz.


he needs a press conference.

go live on FB, 40.


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Let's alert the media.

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He certainly doesn't deliver lines that are carefully formulated for applause and for prime-time sound bites. His style has been called a "word salad."


While it really is "word salad", everything else in this statement is false.

His delivery is for nothing BUT applause and sound bites. It is crafted in a way that causes all formats of media to give him free publicity and get an emotional reaction from the crowds. All the while dogging the media and making them the demons at his rallies.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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I just may have voted with Race in mind, after all I had a choice of...

A Jew
A Black Man
A Canadian
Two White men
A White woman
Two Hispanic/Latinos, one sweaty one not.

Murica!

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Says you.

So who would you guess I ended up voting for?


According to your words, you support Kasich. However, I highly doubt your words would line up with your actions.

But why would I care who you voted for? It appears you give yourself a little too much self aggrandizing. I think for the most part that a great many posters simply don't give a damn.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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I know how some of you are, wet blankets on a campfire, but I thought we could have some fun with this. Sorry if you think...

HE IS HAVING A BAD DAY! TELL HIM HE IS A SWEATY FENCE SITTER!

Donald, butt out! I will handle this!

Anyway, anyone who wants to guess who I voted for is welcomed to.
I will post it at 4 eastern.

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What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


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Originally Posted By: Swish
What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


Dude, really?

You've never in your life heard of blue dog democrats, and now you say you don't know what a "wet blanket on a campfire" means?

Okay - imagine you have a fire. You drench a blanket and throw it on the fire. What's it do? It puts the fire out.

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doesn't a normal fire blanket do that?

we had those attached to our gun trucks down range. they weren't wet.


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Originally Posted By: archbolddawg
Originally Posted By: Swish
What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


Dude, really?

You've never in your life heard of blue dog democrats, and now you say you don't know what a "wet blanket on a campfire" means?

Okay - imagine you have a fire. You drench a blanket and throw it on the fire. What's it do? It puts the fire out.


NO NO NO! Like this Arch...

Imagine you just lit up a Joint and you set it in the ashtray, suddenly you drop a wet dishtowel on it! rofl

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Originally Posted By: archbolddawg
Originally Posted By: Swish
What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


Dude, really?

You've never in your life heard of blue dog democrats, and now you say you don't know what a "wet blanket on a campfire" means?

Okay - imagine you have a fire. You drench a blanket and throw it on the fire. What's it do? It puts the fire out.


NO NO NO! Like this Arch...

Imagine you just lit up a Joint and you set it in the ashtray, suddenly you drop a wet dishtowel on it! rofl


Are you trying to make Swish cry?

Oh man, a wet dish towel on the joint he just fired up? Savage! rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

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Originally Posted By: Swish
doesn't a normal fire blanket do that?

we had those attached to our gun trucks down range. they weren't wet.


You're over thinking. This isn't the military. Wet blankets on a campfire doesn't involve "fire blankets".

Imagine sitting in my backyard. Nice little campfire going. We're gazing out over the pond, into the wilds just beyond. We're having a good time. You and I, and our families. Food, drinks, warmth, all from the fire. (except the drinks). Laughing, joking, talking about how wrong you are on some issues, how right I am on all issues, etc.

Then 40 walks up, says "Hey, looks like you guys are having fun. Here's a wet blanket." He throws it on the fire, the fire goes out. Our fun at the fire is over.

Work with me here, okay?

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rofl

That was beautiful and awesome.

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ok.

but why does the blanket have to be wet?

and isn't the typical procedure to put out fires is to throw sand on it? as water sometimes makes fires worse?

I've never been camping, or set a fire before.


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
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Originally Posted By: Swish
What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


Dude, really?

You've never in your life heard of blue dog democrats, and now you say you don't know what a "wet blanket on a campfire" means?

Okay - imagine you have a fire. You drench a blanket and throw it on the fire. What's it do? It puts the fire out.


NO NO NO! Like this Arch...

Imagine you just lit up a Joint and you set it in the ashtray, suddenly you drop a wet dishtowel on it! rofl


ok that makes sense. it kills the mood.


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Give that man a Blunt!!! thumbsup

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Originally Posted By: Swish
ok.

but why does the blanket have to be wet?

Okay. Imagine 40 throwing a wet blanket on you. Does that help the imagery?
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and isn't the typical procedure to put out fires is to throw sand on it? as water sometimes makes fires worse?

It's not a grease fire.
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I've never been camping, or set a fire before.


Dude, broaden your horizons. (that's white speak for "Get out da hood").

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Last chance to guess who I voted for today as I must get dressed for the Press Conference.

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NEWS ALERT
40YEARSWAITING Press conference to begin momentarily...


Thank you, thank you.
I would like to thank all of you for being here today.

First, allow me to apologize for the suit as I thought you
apply the orange tanning spray after you get dressed.

I also apologize for the delay. I was on my way here when I spotted Eve on the sidewalk and stuck my head out the window to yell hello to her. Police pulled me over and charged me with Mooning.

We have gathered to hear who I voted for today, I voted for...
(Side door busts open and charging in are Pit, ddubia and cfrs15 yelling "He's an Arse!!!")

Get 'em out! Yep, take them outside! Sorry folks. Out of here!

After much consideration and back and forth with myself on the way to the Polls, I finally ended up voting for CRUZ.

Thank you and have a good day.

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Funny....


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Eve nailed it! thumbsup

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not surprising.

i guess you don't wanna make "American great again"


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Originally Posted By: archbolddawg
Originally Posted By: Swish
What does wet blankets on a campfire mean?

sorry guys, I'm from the hood.


Dude, really?

You've never in your life heard of blue dog democrats, and now you say you don't know what a "wet blanket on a campfire" means?

Okay - imagine you have a fire. You drench a blanket and throw it on the fire. What's it do? It puts the fire out.


NO NO NO! Like this Arch...

Imagine you just lit up a Joint and you set it in the ashtray, suddenly you drop a wet dishtowel on it! rofl


This is called a Party Foul.

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After much consideration and back and forth with myself on the way to the Polls, I finally ended up voting for CRUZ.


I assume you flushed when you were done


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
...stuck my head out the window to yell hello to her. Police pulled me over and charged me with Mooning.


rofl


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NEWS ALERT
40YEARSWAITING Press conference to begin momentarily...


Thank you, thank you.
I would like to thank all of you for being here today.

First, allow me to apologize for the suit as I thought you
apply the orange tanning spray after you get dressed.

I also apologize for the delay. I was on my way here when I spotted Eve on the sidewalk and stuck my head out the window to yell hello to her. Police pulled me over and charged me with Mooning.

We have gathered to hear who I voted for today, I voted for...
(Side door busts open and charging in are Pit, ddubia and cfrs15 yelling "He's an Arse!!!")

Get 'em out! Yep, take them outside! Sorry folks. Out of here!

After much consideration and back and forth with myself on the way to the Polls, I finally ended up voting for CRUZ.

Thank you and have a good day.


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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
So who do you think I ended up voting for?


Whatever prude idealogue would be desperate and weak enough to advocate that the government regulate what kind of sex one can and cannot have?

So, Ted Cruz?

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People complaining about obstruction, congress job isn't to pass everything the president wants. Obama never understood how our government works.


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Trump projected to win Georgia


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Originally Posted By: Swish
Trump projected to win Georgia


It doesn't matter because Trump is still going to win most of the delegates, but many of these races are a little closer than I expected.

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The CNN talking heads are already talking about Sanders like he is a has been.

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Originally Posted By: EveDawg
The CNN talking heads are already talking about Sanders like he is a has been.


He kind of is.

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