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I'm sorry.

I certainly didn't mean to violate the sensitivities of anyone who identifies as an Australian Aborigine.

Hey, at least I didn't have the grotesque, loathsome, audacity to name a Cleveland professional sports team after the Australian Native Americans (er.. I mean Native Australians)

That's just crossing the line.

Are you trying to say I can't own one unless I'm black with blond hair?

"Are you trying to say I can't own one unless I'm black with blond hair?"

Can you play it?

Like Hello Dolly by Louie Armstrong?

PS. I just bought Louie's song Go Down Moses for my MP3.

That's the song Ferris' buddy Cameron Frye sings in bed when Ferris is egging him to come out.

I own a set of silverware that was made in Thailand during the Vietnam war era. I'm not sure why I bought it or why I keep it. It came in a small case and is very interesting. The pieces are smaller than standard silverware and they are very ornate. I've never used them and about all they're good for to me is a conversation piece.

I have a full-sized 'A Christmas Story' Leg Lamp that sits in my front window year-round.

I have a framed picture of a painting of Bill Murray dressed as a Cossack in my living room.

There is now a yellow rubber ducky on the center console of my car at all times.

I have a Finishers plaque from the 2013 Beach2Battleship Iron-distance triathlon that is carved into a piece of the original teak deck planking of the USS North Carolina, BB-55. It has my name, place and finisher times in it.

Dr Didg.
I've seen this guy a few times over the years at festivals.

Hey, decent song.

A Vietcong helmet full of bullet holes, WWI ration stamps and my great uncles WWII service rifle.

Yes, but I can't get the circular breathing down. It's very difficult.

I have bags of Kingsford charcoal designed to look like Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Rusty Wallace NASCAR cars. 20+ year old bags of charcoal just sitting in the garage.

quote above by Rogue:

"I have bags of Kingsford charcoal designed to look like Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Rusty Wallace NASCAR cars. 20+ year old bags of charcoal just sitting in the garage."

That's pretty cool. Are they unopened? If so, that's what they call "a collectible".

Wouldn't that be a coallectible?

I have Noid (Domino's Pizza) figurines from the late 80s. Would that be weird?

only if you didn't avoid them.

That's crazy! I have a stuffed Noid doll that we won at Cedar Point.

They used to have a mural of 4 Noids on a Dominos in Virginia Beach on Pacific Avenue making faces at traffic. For some reason the city made them paint over it.

I have one of those around here somewhere too. It might even be in the same bin as my game used football autographed by Butch Davis.