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Heads would literally explode. It be like that Dave chappele episode where they found out that the head klan leader was a blind black dude.
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Are you and Rocket still going? You need to show up in flowing white robes, pointed head gear is optional. Rocket can take the pictures.
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Are you and Rocket still going? You need to show up in flowing white robes, pointed head gear is optional. Rocket can take the pictures. Yea. The VA couldn't come through with the passes but that won't stop us!!! I'm going to see how deep I can go undercover before people start asking about my political leanings. Was thinking about chopping the beard off and showing up in my uniform, but I like my beard too much and that means I have to abandon rocket. Also, there's already some guy on FB saying he's showing up as Jesus. Too many Holy Ghost and people will start asking questions
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So picture this... God shows up at the GOP convention and looks like Swish. lmao Well Jesus would look a lot like Swish. He was born in Bethlehem.
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He's certainly not some pale, skinny white dude.
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I gots a picture of Him in the kitchen!
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So you save those old Twilight Zone photo's lol
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Yea, you got me. I took a closer look and its a painting.
Thought it was a photo, my bad.
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and dogs don't really play poker, either...
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Well I was thinkin and it could have been painted by someone who was there!
I will check the painting closer to see if its old.
It looks very old. I don't have my glasses on but it was painted by a woman named Shena, that is an old timey name!
Found my glasses... There it is, her name is Maiden China!
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He's certainly not some pale, skinny white dude. He probably was pretty skinny though, dude walked thousands of miles and went days at a time without eating..
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He's certainly not some pale, skinny white dude. He probably was pretty skinny though, dude walked thousands of miles and went days at a time without eating.. Yeah, but there was always all that left over food after feeding thousands of people at a time.
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Well I was thinkin and it could have been painted by someone who was there!
I will check the painting closer to see if its old.
It looks very old. I don't have my glasses on but it was painted by a woman named Shena, that is an old timey name!
Found my glasses... There it is, her name is Maiden China! I heard the original painting was done on black velvet.
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Well I was thinkin and it could have been painted by someone who was there!
I will check the painting closer to see if its old.
It looks very old. I don't have my glasses on but it was painted by a woman named Shena, that is an old timey name!
Found my glasses... There it is, her name is Maiden China! I heard the original painting was done on black velvet. But was it done by a Maiden?
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He's certainly not some pale, skinny white dude. He probably was pretty skinny though, dude walked thousands of miles and went days at a time without eating.. My thinking is slightly different. He was a carpenter at a time when everything was very physical. Most everything was carried by hand and I believe he would have been a muscular man.
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Jesus was a very ordinary man of the time.
He probably had shorter hair, unlike the long hair shown in so many paintings. His skin was probably darker than most think, and probably wrinkled and weathered by the sun, wind, and sea. (He probably did a lot of work as a carpenter helping fishermen repair their boats, at least as much as what we think of as traditional carpentry work today)
He almost certainly would have been a fairly strong man. As said, he was a carpenter, a physically demanding occupation, and he also walked great distances. Some expect that he was in starvation mode, or something, but God always provided for Jesus and His Disciples. They always had a place to eat a meal, and to stay, whenever they entered a town, and if not, them they simply left and moved on. Jesus even told His Disciples to leave a town and kick the dust off your sandals if no one would give them food and lodging.
Jesus was described, in Isaiah, as a plain, ordinary man. He had no features that would make him stand out in a crowd, and in fact, was able to escape those who wanted to kill Him before His time by slipping through crowds and blending in. He was not handsome or majestic, so that no one would desire Him for those characteristics.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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He's certainly not some pale, skinny white dude. He probably was pretty skinny though, dude walked thousands of miles and went days at a time without eating.. My thinking is slightly different. He was a carpenter at a time when everything was very physical. Most everything was carried by hand and I believe he would have been a muscular man. Oh I'm sure he was probably fairly strong but it was that wirey farmer type strong, not the bulging muscle type strong.
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Well I am sticking with Lily White, Blonde hair and Blue eyes since you guys can't agree.
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A young Lithuanian girl that had a near death experience said she saw Jesus. She painted him and says he looks like this: Oddly enough, the kid from "Heaven is for Real" supposedly identified him as the exact person he saw after he had his near death experience, without knowing of whom the picture was supposed to be.
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We all know he looks like hot jesus from the bible tv series.
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This was her actual painting: 
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I dont think Jesus vs The Kracken is a bible story.
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Well, something had to eat all those people in the flood.
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I dont think Jesus vs The Kracken is a bible story. Its on HBO tonight!
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So Heathen Box Office does have religious content...
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Exodus 32:1-6 When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered themselves together to Aaron and said to him, “Up, make us gods who shall go before us. As for this Moses, the man who brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has become of him.” So Aaron said to them, “Take off the rings of gold that are in the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, and bring them to me.” So all the people took off the rings of gold that were in their ears and brought them to Aaron. And he received the gold from their hand and fashioned it with a graving tool and made a golden calf. And they said, “These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!” When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before it. And Aaron made proclamation and said, “Tomorrow shall be a feast to the Lord.”
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Aboard the Papal Plane (CNN)Pope Francis said Sunday that Christians owe apologies to gays and others who have been offended or exploited by the church, remarks that some Catholics hailed as a breakthrough in the church's tone toward homosexuality.
"I repeat what the Catechism of the Catholic Church says: that they must not be discriminated against, that they must be respected and accompanied pastorally," Francis said at a press conference aboard the papal plane returning from Armenia.
"The Church must ask forgiveness for not behaving many times -- when I say the Church, I mean Christians! The Church is holy, we are sinners!"
the Pope spoke expansively, saying the church should seek forgiveness for a number of historical slights committed in its name.
"I believe that the church not only should apologize to the person who is gay whom it has offended," he added, "but has to apologize to the poor, to exploited women, to children exploited for labor; it has to ask forgiveness for having blessed many weapons."
And the Pope is correct of course. First, because forgiveness is an essential part of the Christian life. And second, because no group feels more marginalized in the church today than LGBT people."
Repeating the teaching of the Catechism of the Catholic Church about respecting and not discriminating against gays, Pope Francis said that one could condemn certain behavior. "One can condemn, but not for theological reasons, but for reasons of political behavior...Certain manifestations are a bit too offensive for others, no?
"But these are things that have nothing to do with the problem. The problem is a person that has a condition, that has good will and who seeks God, who are we to judge? And we must accompany them well."
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Francis has not changed church doctrine that calls homosexual acts sinful, but he has shown a more merciful approach to people on the margins, including gays and lesbians.
Yet where in here is the Pope apologizing to God? (or asking the church to) I must apologize to God, and the others too should apologize to God, and who cares what people are offended. Sin is against God, It doesn't matter how many people want sin, and how much they want it, or how much people are offended, it is still wrong! Because people are not God. Only God is God, and to him the apology.
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So it's better to preach hatred in your eyes?
Jeez. I have never once advocated hate towards a human being of ANY kind. I have stated many time that IF your going to call yourself a Christian then obey the Bible and ACT like a Christian. I have never once said for anyone to treat people cruelly, told anyone to hate anyone else, or to harm anyone for religious beliefs or disbeliefs. If your going to say I preach hatred then provide a quote and some proof. I take on the same attitude Jesus did: "And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn you: go, and sin no more" (John 8:2-11 NKJV). He forgives yes. He ALSO says to SIN NO MORE. He doesn't say its ok to sin. He doesn't say some sins are ok and some are not. This is what Jesus says: “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." Matthew 5:17 Forgive and be kind to people? YES. Condemn people? NO. Accept sin as OK? NO. There is plenty that the Catholic church should apologize for sure. There are plenty of churches that could stand to do some of that. BUT no church and certainly not the POPE should be apologizing for calling something a sin when the Bible CLEARLY says its a sin. I don't care what an atheist says he believes. That is his own business but when a major religion goes on the world stage and deviates from what the bible says to curry the favor of mankind because their membership is down and they are hurting for money then they are the ones doing evil. He is corrupting a light that should be bright and leading sinners to find Jesus. Not telling them their sinful ways are ok and acceptable. Again I don't care what someone who is lost and without God says. They don't speak with a voice of authority and no one cares. If someone is going to say they are a Christian then they should ACT like it. There is no part of what I am saying that has to do with hate of any kind. It's about being true to the Bible you say you believe in. It's about leaders not being corrupt and leading their flocks astray. If you want forgiveness then repent and "SIN NO MORE" not sin freely. If you don't want forgiveness then do whatever I don't care, so long as, it doesn't effect me personally(ex. stealing from me). If this short life is all you want then that is your choice. Really I don't care. I mean your being hoenst with yourself at least. I am just irked by people SAYING they are Christians and then they don't act like it and they don't follow what the Bible says in how to live your life. I am far, far tougher on Christian than sinners any given time because they should know better. Plus when a Christian sins and they disregard the teachings of the Bible then they are hurting the sinners a lot more than someone who is lost in sin because some of the meat heads out there will always try to find some bs lame excuse of, " I know so and so who goes to such and such church and they sin worse than I do ..." The bible is well aware that it works that way. 1 Corinthians 8:10 For if someone with a weak conscience sees you who are well informed eating in an idol's temple, will he not be encouraged to eat food sacrificed to idols? The burden is on the Christian to live his life as the example to be set not for the sinner to do so. A Christian should live his life in such a way that it provides a light to show a sinner how to live his life. If even the Christian will fall into darkness then who will guide the lost? We have free will but it comes with a responsibility to live properly even more so because we know better. Galatians 5:13 For you, brothers, were called to freedom; but do not use your freedom as an opportunity for the flesh. Rather, serve one another in love. I do not condemn you. I forgive you AND I tell you to SIN NO MORE not out of malice but out of love so that you may gain eternal life with God. If you think its easy to be a Christian with the responsibility to try and save those who are lost by TRYING to live a life that is pure and holy then you don't understand how hard it is. It's brutally hard and you don't get like or appreciated for it but if you care then you have to at least try to save a drowning man if your able even if he doesn't want to be saved. I don't hate anyone and I don't preach hate. I do preach Christians get off their but, find their courage, and do God's will and help those who are lost and hurting. If you don't want to do God's will and obey him that is fine too. Just don't call yourself a Christian because while I don't hate the liar I do hate lies.
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Homo sexuals are born that way. Most didn't choose to be gay.
You can't preach it out of somebody.
You can't send somebody off the gay summer Christian camp and make it go away.
That's biological who they are. Nothing sinful about it.
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Exodus 32:1-6 When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered themselves together to Aaron and said to him, “Up, make us gods who shall go before us. As for this Moses, the man who brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has become of him.” So Aaron said to them, “Take off the rings of gold that are in the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, and bring them to me.” So all the people took off the rings of gold that were in their ears and brought them to Aaron. And he received the gold from their hand and fashioned it with a graving tool and made a golden calf. And they said, “These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!” When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before it. And Aaron made proclamation and said, “Tomorrow shall be a feast to the Lord.” Yes Sir Arron sinned at that time. No Question about that bro.
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Homo sexuals are born that way. Most didn't choose to be gay.
You can't preach it out of somebody.
You can't send somebody off the gay summer Christian camp and make it go away.
That's biological who they are. Nothing sinful about it. Being Homosexual and being attracted to the same sex may be how you were born but you have always had control over what you do about it. Homosexual sex is a sin in the Christian, Jewish and Muslim Religions. Probably others I don't know about. It is not how you were born, it is how you behave. "Now go and sin no more".
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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
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Meaning/Usage: To tell someone to stay out of trouble. Explanation: ... "If you're going to have dinner at their house you'd better behave yourself."
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Why would a Creator create an individual damned to hell based off of an innate sexual orientation? Do you not understand the illogical idea?
Ever look up the stats on the "pray away the gay" camps? A shocking number of individuals who attend those end up committing suicide.
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40 I believe being a Homosexual is a sin just like you do. HOWEVER I also believe that any straight man who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery in his heart. (Which I believe both you and I do 20 to 40 times a day lol) So in my humble opinion we are no different from gay people at all.
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Why would a Creator create an individual damned to hell based off of an innate sexual orientation? Do you not understand the illogical idea?
Ever look up the stats on the "pray away the gay" camps? A shocking number of individuals who attend those end up committing suicide. And having sex at the camps with each other. Completely opposite results from which they were hoping for. A bunch of shirtless gay teens running around in the middle of the woods. What could possibly go wrong?
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40 I believe being a Homosexual is a sin just like you do. HOWEVER I also believe that any straight man who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery in his heart. (Which I believe both you and I do 20 to 40 times a day lol) So in my humble opinion we are no different from gay people at all. People on here get squirrely when I say Homosexual sex is a sin. They tend to twist that to mean Homosexuals are bad. God hates sin, not people, that is good enough for me.
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