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j/c...

Oh man, that is just so stupid ..... and hilarious.

Love the flaming bagpipes.

Police are still looking for the arsehat who painted this tunnel.

When my son was young, I told him to stop pleasuring himself or he would go blind. He said, "Hey dad, I'm over here".

Eating Tootsie Rolls make you go blind?

That happened to a friend of mine. He sparked a faulty arc welder on a ship. It blew him across the hold after melting his boots to the deck. The "I lived" party was great.

no s#!

Dang, man... what a story.
One I'm sure we all wish we could have been part of.

No we don't. I got hit with 440 3 phase on a carrier through a pinhole in a glove and burned a dime size hole about an eighth inch deep in my palm. Imagine being hit by a bus while losing full control of all your muscles and having your spine and neck forcefully yet involuntarily bend backward so all you see is ceiling... that is this experience... hard pass.

Sounds like my visit to the doctor the other day. lol

OK .... really ..... you got me beat by a mile .....

I swear his hair was still smoking at the party. His boots had holes blown in them out the sides and the soles.

I'm still trying to figure out if this guy is lucky or not. He's been in several accidents like that, on fire more times the he can count (welder), struck by lightning twice, almost lost fingers, toes, manhood, and always manages to live through it and heal.

I was inarticulate.
I was referring to the 'survival celebration,' not the actual trauma.

I would have bet my life savings that those words would never be said about you.

I can't even type them

innarticlement
inartiticulate
infartlilit

See what I mean.

Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

https://twitter.com/LloydLegalist/status/1282455110375833600

I'm still wish they'd buried Marcel Marceau in a glass coffin.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1284827630231928837


I found humor in this.

Maybe they should have dedicated 5 min of practice time on this?

Please. You'd be lucky to get most 5yo football players all running in the same direction most days. They're like herding cats.

Clem, I can't get your link to open.

I love math.

You damned liberals do nothing but promote violence!

Are you suggesting that the Hulk is a Democrat?

I have no idea. He doesn't post here.

It's "Son Of Goofy" and as none of the last several posts have been humorous, may as well elaborate, or what's the word, expound.

I think, to me, the "The incredible hulk" of the 1970's television show was "very obviously a democrat"
or it would be presumed by, well just consider.

He was a drifter that goes from one community to another, that's not republican, that is not Elisabeth Dole type lifestyle

When he became Hulk he had green skin, (in my vain mind opinion, everything that has green skin is democrat, for some reason, Godzilla, Aligators, Crocodiles, lizards, the Geico character, Kermit the frog, everything, I don't know why, I just associate green skin characters as democrats, not republicans.

2nd. Bruce Bannon, (A democrat sounding candidat-tial) name got very angry if hurt a little physically,
democrat sounding to me,

3rd, Bruce Bannon, as the drifter made friends quickly when he entered a new town, ... and the Ladies liked him.
that's democrat, c'mon

4th, The incredible hulk always beat up the bad guys and saved the innocent women,
Obviously democrat,

(I don't know what the uhh, " the Hulk" character is in comics since 2000, but the "The incredible Hulk" character of the 1970's

was so obviously democrat ...
wait,
Buck Rodgers, Republican,...
Six Million Dollar man? Democrat...

Star Wars, Luke was a Republican, but Oh MY! He seems the only republican in the entire freaking cast,
C3po, Leia, Hans, Lando, Obi Wan,
Ok, maybe, maybe Chewbacca would be a republican

Vader, don't even start to think a republican, except for the old destroy the planet thing, Maybe (as this'll go over well) Vader is like the democrat Trump was before Trump ran for president.

Fun to think about: Bugs Bunny? Republican or democrat.

Scooby Doo? (oh C'mon!) the entire Gang! cept maybe Velma and the unmasked guys at the end.

Son Of Goofy

Now if we could only translate that into English.

Witchcraft!

As a former teacher, I have experienced how funny some of the answers to test questions can be. Some would make me laugh hysterically. My son came over today to pick up the stuffed peppers I made and he shared a few that he saw on FaceBook or Instagram or somewhere. Not sure where...LOL

Q: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last one.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page.

Q: The Ravi River flows in which state?
A: The liquid state.

Q: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage.

And every one of those answers are correct.

Exactly. That is why I thought they were funny.

-----Waterloo,

Independence Hall, Philadelphia

India I'll guess, maybe Bangledesh, (Not thinking a U.S. state.

Money, spending money disagreements, even beats out cheating on your spouse, imagine that.

Ravi River... How about Vermont, sounds like a word they'd use.

Ok Son of goofy, think of a joke, (made this one up just now see how it goes)

Why did the Chicken eat Colonel Sanders'

Jeffery Dahmer told it cannibalism was cool. hmm.

Napoleon didn't die in battle.

Y'know, it's only right that there should have been thunderous applause at the end of that routine.

Life ain't fair.